Halloween Costumes - Who's Going as What?

[m.steelers]

Who has their costume idea together already? I am looking for something offensive...

Kim Jong Il is a good one but my hair is too long to pull it off. I have read about some pretty rotten ones, including:

hitler
black hitler
burning twin towers (2 person costume, the ultimate worst, guaranteed ass kicking)
back alley abortion doctor
slave/slave master (2 person combo)
steve irwin/stingray
priest with baby giving BJ
Osama Bin Laden
Suicide Bomber
Terry Schiavo
dead Jon Benet
unabomber
used condom

don't crucify me for these, they are just ones I have found searching the net. if offensive humor is your bag these should get you started

anybody got any other ideas... recent and offensive... or not offensive if you have another good idea!

M

 

[Gangabiss]

"steve irwin/stingray"

 

[pulco]

lol gangabiss has a good one. It just happened too, so this is the year to pull it off. I was going to try to suggest a Mark Foley thing, but noone would recognize the costume most likely. You could easily pull off Crocodile Hunter with some khaki shit from Academy, and you could walk around saying "O Crikey" all night.

 

[Guest]

go as a KKK member

 

[Bravado!]

go as an aborted fetus

 

[m.steelers]

kkk would be amusing if your schtick was that you didnt know it was a kkk costume... like you thought it was a ghost costume and went around acting like you had no clue you did something wrong... i'm sure you'd end up getting punched eventually. which makes it funny if it is your friend doing it.

i want to keep it funny, not too crude tho.

maybe some other idiot politician will F up in the next week. it's pretty much a gimme.

 

[Space Ghost]

I'm going as a duct tape mummy...

 

[Guest]

 

[Nikijad4210]

IF we go anywhere, I've got a French Maid costume....Although, as skimpy as it is, it's really much more appropriate for the bedroom.....It's already been used for that anyway.....

 

[Gangabiss]

lol gangabiss has a good one. It just happened too, so this is the year to pull it off.

 

[MMJ Today]

Costume

Costume

I'm going to wear a flash-coloured Speedo and go as "The illustrated Man" since I am basically covered with them.

It should be interesting!

Have fun and be safe this year folks! All the best!

 

[whiskeyriot]

if you're really lazy like me do what i did last year, and dress normally.. but get a sticker, write jesus on it and paste it to your chest... i swear it pulls in a croud of chicks....

...well, if you're already devilishly handsome.

 

[Hail]

I want to dress like a scumbag corporate executive with greased back hair and a suit on with flour around my nose.

 

[Guest]

I want to dress like a scumbag corporate executive with greased back hair and a suit on with flour around my nose.

Don't forget the DeLorean keychain...

 

[mexicanmafia]

 

[Guest]

how about a couple costume. a drunk wifebeater and a battered wife. as long as the costume party isn't at the women's shelter, it should be cool!

 

[Guest]

Ill be going as Condoleeza Rice.

 

[Guest]

I'm going as a broke-back mountain cowboy.


Seed

 

[m.steelers]

yo thoze last 2 are really good! broke back cowboy is hilarious... and Condi, that is just pure comedy. I may steal one of those if you dont mind! i think its always funny to go as an opposite race... i love it when chapelle does the white news guy.

on the wife beater... my buddy did that last year!

 

[big mike]

last halloween i had a 6ft tampon at my door...