Guy cuts his junk off

[fr33th3w33d]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Zizzi on The Strand
The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.


The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

 

[Yummybud]

that's hot

 

[tricky]

thats gotta sting lol

 

[mtnjohn]

dinner and a show


mj

 

[Guest]

He's got balls..or has he

 

[tricky]

he still got balls ....... just !!!!

 

[Yummybud]

I know I wouldn't want to live if my penis was chopped off lol, that's horrilbe.

does he have a vagina now?

he'll probably just kill himself right when they release him.

obviously gone insane.

I don't really get all these cases where people cut their own penises off.

I'd rather shot myself in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun than chop my penis off, geez.

 

[VictoryGardener]

I guess nobody would pop his balloon for him so he did it himself!

 

[daisy jane]

I guess nobody would pop his balloon for him so he did it himself!

 

[Tarkus]

And I thought naked crackheads running into a Whataburger with a megaphone was weird...

 

[Guest]

And I thought naked crackheads running into a Whataburger with a megaphone was weird...

Gotta love Texas

 

[Plastic]

LOL! Wonder if they made kabbobs after he was carted away.....

 

[Guest]

I guess nobody would pop his balloon for him so he did it himself!

I cant imagine going that crazy and thinking that was a good idea. The human brain is so fucking complex!

 

[Guest]

I think this guy just gave new meaning to the word "stubby".

 

[nycdfan042]

^^^^ LOL ...damn....i bet thats not the first tiem thats happened....whats next...?

 

[T-type]

size aint everything,

although with that sort of personality..... You better have something going for you

 

[Guest]

^^^^ LOL ...damn....i bet thats not the first tiem thats happened....whats next...?

Whats next?
Well if someone snatches of their cock and balls and eats it then I think all hope is lost for mankind

 

[Guest]

yeah really tho...whats left now? does he just have to go through a hole?

 

[Tarkus]

John Wayne Bobbit became a porno star....

 

[VictoryGardener]

hahaha... this is hilarious..