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Variety/Cultivar name: Green Crack
Breeder: NorCal
Lineage if known: SSSC Skunk #1 x Unknown Indica??
Grower: N/A
Price: N/A
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: 7
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: Pretty bland looking. Orange pistils, medium to light green buds. But…
2. Visible Trichomes: 7.5
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: Pretty dense coverage on buds, some stem coverage.
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.
Clear: <10%
Cloudy: >70%
Amber: ~15%
Dark:
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown:
Green: 5
Gold:
Blue:
Grey:
White:
Red:
Rust:
Orange: 4.5
Purple:
Black:
5. Bud density: 3
Comment: Buds look a lot more dense than they are, bud pictured is barely over a half g.
6. Aroma: Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [X] Floral [] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [X] Lemon [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/Fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [] Melon [ ] Pine-sol [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [X]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [X] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [X] Spice [X]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [] Vanilla [ ]
7. Aroma: 8.5
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: The smell is superb, one of the sweetest smelling strains I've come across. I checked off a bunch of fruits, but the best way I can describe it is candy. Very slight spice/musk.
8. Seed content: 0
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc): Bong (Clean)
Vaporizer (enter the brand name):
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass):
Joint (enter brand of papers):
Other (specify):
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Too much chemical going on to taste anything. I’ve had a norcal batch before and it tasted just like it smelled. I’ll try to answer based on what I can remember of it.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ]
Berry [] Floral [] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [X] Meat [ ] Petroleum/fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [X]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [] Vanilla [ ]
3. Taste: 1, 7.5*
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: This bud needed a flush bad. Chemical taste came through strong, masked any natural flavor and burned the throat.
*I've had it before from NorCal and the taste was much lke it smelled, nice and sweet.. like candy
4. State of dryness: 7
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
Comment: Little too dry
5. smoke ability: 2-3, 8*
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: Taste/burn of this makes for poor smokeability.
*What I remember of last batch.
6. Smoke expansion: 7
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment:
1. __[2 hits]__ Dosage
Enter== the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: This stuff is pretty potent.
2. __[7]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
Comment: Creeper
3. __[9]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
Comment: Creative, talkative, energetic, philosophical: Sativa. Speech wasn't impared, and there weren't negative cognitive effects other than short term memory loss.
4. __[1]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
Comment:
5. _[8.5]_ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
Comment: Very nice in the potency department.
6. __[~2 hours+]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.
Comment: Lasted a good long while, I’ll update w/specifics on peek/total times once I smoke again.
7. __[N/A]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
Comment:
8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [9]
Day - work [7]
Evening - relax [3]
Night - sleep [3]
9. __[8.5]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
Comment: This is for the strain, ignoring the grow issues.
10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head
11. Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?
Yes [X]
No [ ]
12.Rate the noticeable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.
Negative Positive
Effect Effect
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__[ ]__ __[X]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[X]__ __[X]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[X]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception