Gotta Love Alcohol

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I just had this conversation with my friend, this is why I'd rather smoke copious amounts of pot than drink alcohol. Hope you enjoy it.



12:08:30 PM jeremy.: hey
12:08:34 PM نیطن: hahahaha
12:08:38 PM نیطن: hows your head
12:08:44 PM jeremy.: my head??
12:08:51 PM نیطن: hangover?
12:08:55 PM jeremy.: whut happened to my head
12:08:57 PM jeremy.: oooo
12:09:03 PM jeremy.: YEAAAAAAAA
12:09:14 PM jeremy.: man i felt drunk when i woke up
12:09:17 PM نیطن: I bet
12:09:22 PM jeremy.: how the fuck did we get home
12:09:31 PM نیطن: i pretty much carried you
12:09:40 PM jeremy.: HAHAHAH
12:09:42 PM jeremy.: thanks man
12:09:45 PM نیطن: no problem
12:09:47 PM jeremy.: but did we take a bus back??
12:09:54 PM نیطن: yea
12:09:59 PM jeremy.: like i dont remember even being on a bus
12:10:04 PM jeremy.: who undressed me??
12:10:08 PM نیطن: hahaha
12:10:08 PM نیطن: you
12:10:12 PM نیطن: thank god
12:10:20 PM jeremy.: waaa
12:10:22 PM jeremy.: wow
12:10:30 PM jeremy.: i dont remember that either lol
12:10:45 PM نیطن: you remember trying to take every girl you passed home with you?
12:10:46 PM jeremy.: who put the garbage bin in my room
12:10:53 PM نیطن: your neighbor
12:10:53 PM jeremy.: HAHHAHA
12:10:55 PM jeremy.: serious
12:10:59 PM نیطن: haha
12:10:59 PM jeremy.: my neighbor??
12:10:59 PM نیطن: yea
12:11:04 PM jeremy.: which one
12:11:07 PM jeremy.: cameron??
12:11:15 PM نیطن: to the left facing out your door
12:11:26 PM نیطن: you barged in on him taking a piss
12:11:32 PM jeremy.: WHAHHAT
12:11:36 PM jeremy.: R U SHITING ME
12:11:43 PM نیطن: hahah no man
12:11:50 PM jeremy.: holly fuck
12:12:06 PM jeremy.: aww cameron is laugh at me later
12:12:08 PM نیطن: you got in a fight on the way back
12:12:15 PM jeremy.: no i didnt
12:12:18 PM نیطن: yea you did
12:12:26 PM نیطن: it got broken up tho
12:12:33 PM نیطن: someone hit you with a snow ball
12:12:49 PM نیطن: you grabbed ice and threw a ball into a crowed
12:13:02 PM jeremy.: no fucking way
12:13:02 PM نیطن: then made another snow ball and hit some asain kid in the face
12:13:11 PM jeremy.: was he the kid who hit me??
12:13:27 PM jeremy.: no fucking way u gotta be kiddin me
12:13:30 PM نیطن: he took his two snowballs and shoved them in your face
12:13:36 PM jeremy.: i woulda remembered
12:13:37 PM نیطن: and i guess started hitting you
12:13:48 PM نیطن: it got broken up real quick
12:13:56 PM نیطن: we were in a crowd
12:14:05 PM jeremy.: when was i in a crowd
12:14:11 PM jeremy.: was everyone pissed at me?
12:14:13 PM نیطن: walking back from the pub
12:14:29 PM نیطن: no everyone was laughing except for the fight
12:14:50 PM jeremy.: haha holly fuck
12:15:01 PM jeremy.: wow i remember a lot less then i *though
12:15:05 PM نیطن: haha
12:15:13 PM نیطن: yo were pretty fuckard
12:15:55 PM jeremy.: haha yeah i musta
12:16:02 PM jeremy.: fuck do u kno this asian dude??
12:16:06 PM نیطن: nah
12:16:19 PM نیطن: kinda big
12:16:26 PM jeremy.: haha shit *someones gonna come after me some day lol
12:16:26 PM نیطن: looked like a mini football player
12:16:32 PM jeremy.: hahah shiiiet
12:16:44 PM jeremy.: theres no way
12:16:50 PM jeremy.: u sure yur not fucking with me??
12:16:54 PM نیطن: haha
12:17:02 PM نیطن: absolutely
12:17:15 PM نیطن: you tried to make out with one of my chick friends
12:17:18 PM نیطن: apparently
12:17:40 PM jeremy.: aww fuck mannn
12:17:44 PM jeremy.: srry
12:17:48 PM نیطن: it's cool
12:17:48 PM jeremy.: tell her im sorry
12:18:00 PM jeremy.: still tell her im sorry lol
12:18:06 PM نیطن: i will
12:18:23 PM jeremy.: thanks
12:18:32 PM jeremy.: fuck was i tankered man
12:18:39 PM نیطن: haha yea it was classic
12:18:53 PM jeremy.: haha
12:18:54 PM نیطن: i think you said "I'm from PGE we don't stop man"
12:18:58 PM نیطن: is pge right?
12:19:25 PM jeremy.: haha jus PG
12:19:39 PM jeremy.: yeah that was in the bar right
12:19:46 PM نیطن: and on the way home
12:20:02 PM jeremy.: ahhh
12:20:16 PM نیطن: it was because I was making you back off some chicks
12:20:27 PM نیطن: it's cool
12:20:35 PM نیطن: you didn't do anything too stupid
12:20:42 PM نیطن: I stopped you
12:20:49 PM jeremy.: aww thanks man
12:20:56 PM jeremy.: i cant remember anything
12:21:04 PM نیطن: haha no woories
12:21:07 PM نیطن: worries
12:21:12 PM jeremy.: aight i gotta go to class
12:21:15 PM jeremy.: well talk later
12:21:17 PM نیطن: haha have fun
12:21:22 PM jeremy.: now i gotta watch my back for asians lol
12:21:25 PM jeremy.: PC
12:21:29 PM نیطن: haha good luck with that!
12:21:31 PM نیطن: shit
12:21:36 PM نیطن: there everywere
12:21:46 PM jeremy.: i kno!!!
12:21:47 PM jeremy.: pc
12:21:49 PM نیطن: cya
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[Aestivus]

God knows I haven't heard something like that from a friend before.... Cannabis +1 Drinking -0

 

[+Vibes]

sounds like something that would happen in prince george if im thinkin correctly...

 

[Relapse]

Ha nope my friend might be, but then again I know nothing about canadian geography. Just going here for school.

 

[sneaky_g]

Getting on the internet while your drunk is retarded.

 

[backwoodburner]

Yeah i dont remember ever being that stoned.
being stoned= dont want to
being drunk = i cant

 

[Haps]

Once you wake up strapped down, naked, and stinking, with three big security guards laughing at you in a hospital, with no idea where in the world you are, some of the fun goes out of it.
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[Aestivus]

Once you wake up strapped down, naked, and stinking, with three big security guards laughing at you in a hospital, with no idea where in the world you are, some of the fun goes out of it.
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A post worthy of some thought... and perhaps a story.

 

[John Allen]

Or you can have a couple drinks an hour, not get piss drunk and act like a jackass.

Remember there is responsible drug use, and drug abuse.


Reguardless, atleast it sounds like your buddy had some fun and made it home alive. Good work, lol.

 

[thcbound]

I gotta tell ya I'm having a blast drinking a few beers and playing BioShock...

 

[Guest]

drinking mixed with weed mixed with pussy topped off with sleep

 

[Guest]

Without alcohol us ugly folk would never get laid,quit puttin her down!

 

[Joe Hawkins]

Are you scared of Asians?

 

[specialk]

Sounds like your buddy had a blast.

 

[guerrilla]

alcohol can be just as awesome as weed. anything, when done in excess, can be harmful. it's not alcohol's fault that people abuse it and pay the consequences

 

[Trees McGee]

I agree with guerrilla, about the excess thing, and I love kickin back some cold ones or a shot or two, sometimes in excess but then I pay the price, doesnt mean that alcohol is worse than weed, just my .02

tmcg

 

[Irishslappop]

yeah i wouldn't blame alcohol. Usually, your friends are to blame when you drink too much.