Good GWB joke

[genkisan]

I liked it..

George Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that
would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call great
loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the
room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: "If 'Air Force One' carrying you and Mrs. Bush
was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that
would be a
tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?"
"Well," said the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss, and it definately wouldn't be a fucking accident
either!"

 

[Gangabiss]

lmfao

 

[I Used To Grow]

LMAOROF! Awesome!

 

[Guest]

hahah niiice....

 

[buckeye-leaf]

great one Genk!

 

[Nikijad4210]

Hahahaha, excellent!

 

[mexicanmafia]

 

[Allusive]

Thank you for that! lol

I don't even need a joke to laugh at GWB...

 

[treble]

Thats on the way out to everyone already...nice one thx

treb