Get Rich Quick(tm) Program, The 8th Annual

[grow nerd]

This is my second try at outdoors. A key part of this attempt at tweaking and fine-tuning this Get Rich Quick(tm) program/plan I started about 8 years ago.

Now... Who wants to know more??

 

[VonBudí]

 

[hup234]

space reserved...vv

 

[hup234]

for hookers and blow

 

[hup234]

Let's get this thread shut down...That's what I'm talkin bout Willis

 

[grow nerd]

Gotta start somewhere, right?

 

[stonedwarrior]

if you started it 8 years ago, its not really get rich quick, more try to get rich over a period of years... innit?

 

[grow nerd]

if you started it 8 years ago, its not really get rich quick, more try to get rich over a period of years... innit?

Forum says it's too late to change the title. It'll have to do, for now.

So, first things first. There are a few ground rules in this thread... One of them is refraining from discussing FORBIDDEN TOPICS, which include, but are not limited to:

• Hemp
• Goats

This list is subject to change at any time without prior notice, and is to ensure your safety and viewing pleasure. Trust me.

 

[grow nerd]

You can't get rich as quick if you waste money on things like printing costs on paper. So it'll be an e-book.

 

[ivebeen]

For those of you not up to speed, grow nerd and Shcrews are the same person, just different personalities

 

[grow nerd]

Does this mean you're not paying for a copy?

 

[StanKDanK]

Gotta start somewhere, right?

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=61553&pictureid=1449614View Image

you been growing for 8 years and your plants look like that ?
any reason you wait so long to water ?

 

[grow nerd]

Can you give us an outline of what the chapters will be?

Chapter 1: Get a bunch of clones
Chapter 2: Get Rich!

 

[grow nerd]

you been growing for 8 years and your plants look like that ?
any reason you wait so long to water ?

Oh yeah...

Chapter 0.7: Go make some money so you can buy expensive getting-rich supplies. Do what you gotta do.

Chapter 1.3: Don't forget to water the clones purchased from Chapter 1.

This isn't as easy as I make it look. There *is* an order-of-operations to this. Must water before getting rich...

 

[grow nerd]

So I assume you are going to grow a lot of weed and get rich?

Any pictures or do we have to send you money and you will send us a copy of your book on how to grow weed and get rich quickly?

I mean, you don't *have* to; it's not like I'm holding a gun to your head, yet.

Chapter 1.99: Put a gun to ICMag members' heads if necessary to raise funds.

But just remember: no hemp, no goats!!

 

[StanKDanK]

Oh yeah...

Chapter 0.7: Go make some money so you can buy expensive getting-rich supplies. Do what you gotta do.

Chapter 1.3: Don't forget to water the clones purchased from Chapter 1.

This isn't as easy as I make it look. There *is* an order-of-operations to this. Must water before getting rich...

if thats what your plants look like and you claim to be growing for 8 years maybe you should find a new career
maybe a used car salesman might fit the script. you dont even answer legitimate questions on your thread.. cmon blueberry..whats the point of this thread ??

 

[grow nerd]

The point is to sell you a used Accord.

I heard it strengthens the roots if you water sparingly at the beginning and let them go limp a few times. No?

Either way, don't judge a book by its cover... There's plenty of THC in that lil' sucker.

Why you mad, brah?

 

[Shcrews]

awesome. looks like youre off to a strong start. have you tested the plant sap pH and the brix levels of those sexy ladies? whats your foliar regimen like? Can you please xplain why you chose those particular strains for your microclimate? have you ever herded goats or farmed hemp, or done both simultaneously?

Chapter 1: Get a bunch of clones
Chapter 2: Get Rich!

or..

1. sell a bunch of clones
2. get rich!

 

[grow nerd]

or..

1. sell a bunch of clones
2. get rich!

Are you the guy that sold me these clones?

awesome. looks like youre off to a strong start. have you tested the plant sap pH and the brix levels of those sexy ladies? whats your foliar regimen like

I got one of those refractometers last year but it was a pain in the ass to use, and more or less gave me a negative number and told me I sucked at growing and that I should consider selling used Accords.

Plus, I only have like 2 sets of fan leaves so if I pluck 1, I'm down roughly 25%. Or more. I'm hoping the third node will come in shortly.

Can you please xplain why you chose those particular strains for your microclimate?

They were on sale. A hustler's gotta know that a dollar saved is a dollar earned!

 

[grow nerd]

Which one of you assholes one-star rated my awesome thread?