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[MickeyBlue42]

Hi Peeps

Thought the following link could be of use to a lot of people even if it is for non-growing offenses. Came across it in the New York Times.

Pretty awesome

https://lawyerupnow.com/

 

[paladin420]

Got my lawyer nailed down. Hates cops. He is the first to tell me of jury nullification. And took a credit card retainer over the phone while the helocopter was still hoverin over a couple plants. Love ya Man

 

[headiez247]

Pretty awesome

https://lawyerupnow.com/

Pretty dumb.

If your a grower you need to have this shit planned out in advance as to what lawyer you want, not while there is a helicopter hovering overhead with dea agents rappelling down onto your roof.

This is an example of a small internet business that couldn't give a shit about you, they just want your $10 a month.

Anyone that is both willing to pay $10 a month for this and is cool with having a randomly (oh but remember, pre-screened!) selected lawyer attached to you is a fuckin idiot.

"I just got busted with 259 plants, please send me a pre screened lawyer who i have never talked to before or done research on to defend me and hopefully I won't go to federal jail for 5 years! Thank god I was able to pay the $10 a month to afford this amazing service. derp derp"

 

[mrpotatohead]

I agree that you should ALWAYS have a good lawyer on retainer. I have already met with an attorney that is known for defending high-profile drug/murder cases and I know how much I need to have on hand for bail and my legal fees. You can always check norml's websight for a good lawyer in your area that specializes in drug/cultivation cases.

 

[superbolan]

Would you choose a DR. that way?

 

[Duplicate]

First off Mickey, I understand the spirit in which this was posted and for that I say, Thank you.

It looks as though you have to rely on an operator before you even get to the shitty lawyer:

A. Nature of LawyerUp Service. LawyerUp is a web-based lawyer directory and dispatch service available to you as a User (the “LawyerUp Service”) in the Service Area. The service area for the LawyerUp Service covers the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the States of Rhode Island and Connecticut, or as otherwise agreed to as contemplated in Section C (the “Service Area”). The LawyerUp Service allows a User to contact the ULT Operator who, upon completion of the initial contact with the User, will attempt to contact a participating attorney (the “Attorney”) through smartphone, the Internet, or another telecommunications service, as may be available from time to time, allowing the Attorney to begin to work on the User’s behalf in an expeditious manner.

To that end, ULT will make commercially reasonable efforts to promptly identify and notify the Attorney of the User’s initial contact with the ULT Operator, and the Attorney will make commercially reasonable efforts to begin to work on the User’s behalf in no more than 15 minutes after the time the Attorney receives actual notice of the User’s initial contact with the ULT Operator.

Shitty guarantee as well.

D. Guarantee. If ULT is unable to contact an Attorney for an Initial Consultation on the User’s behalf within 15 minutes of the termination of the User’s initial contact with the ULT operator, ULT will pay the User $100 TOTAL as liquidated damages. This 15-minute period begins at the time the Operator causes the ULT system to begin messaging Attorneys and terminates that call, and ends when an Attorney attempts to call the User’s Contact Phone Number, regardless of whether the Attorney is able to speak with the User.

 

[Kuroth]

Also this is only good in 3 States... Not all 50 states

 

[HUGE]

I have tried to retain a lawyer recently and all 3 I called wouldn't accept a retainer. They basically told me I don't need to pay up from just call I I ever get in trouble. They actually foun it strange that I wanted to give them money for nothing.