George Carlin's Solution to save gas

[Guest]

"Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11
million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing
the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants
to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will
be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be
a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or
ammo. Problem solved."

 

[NOKUY]

GC for president

 

[Guest]

yay verily

J.

 

[math_weed]

If mexicans (not only mexicans but also poor people from underdeveloped nations) where offered a chance to become american citizens by doing military service in Iraq I think that they would without a doubt do it (the poorer ones). There would probably be so many people willing to do it that the US would have to create a waiting period.

 

[WolfSpider]

you have to love carlin.

 

[Pops]

Not too sure that this is a viable answer. When I was in the military, we had a young Italian boy(Bernardo Marchioni) serving with us in order to get his citizenship. The kid could just barely speak English and most of us could not understand him. Naturally the Air force made him an air traffic controller. What fucking brilliance! (Then the Air Force sent him to Aviano, Italy, a place I had to fly into several times)

 

[AKgrower]

george carlin is a pretty funny guy.

 

[trem0lo]

I heard on my morning news station that carlin quote is false. I think he even said it on his website, but I'm not 100% sure. There's a few false carlin quotes on snopes.com also.

 

[Marcellas]

GC for president

i 2nd the notion..

 

[NserUame]

George Carlin with Willie Nelson as his running mate would be the best thing that could happen to this country. Or maybe not, but they'd still do better than Bush.

 

[Guest]

George Carlin with Willie Nelson as his running mate would be the best thing that could happen to this country. Or maybe not, but they'd still do better than Bush.

That would be beautiful! Maybe they can appoint Tommy Chong as the Sec. of Defense...Ed Rosenthal as Surgeon General. hehe

 

[WolfSpider]

George Carlin with Willie Nelson as his running mate would be the best thing that could happen to this country. Or maybe not, but they'd still do better than Bush.

shit dude. i'd do better than bush.

 

[cadillachydro]

Maybe not sent to Iraq, but to join the military is a good idea. A service to ones country doesnt have to be done abroad... most more than likely will but it doesnt have to be just Iraq.

Pops, i was in the AF too. And i happened to work with this mexican kid, oscar... he barely spoke a word of english either, but I'll be damned if that kid wasn't probably the hardest workin' Airmen i ever did see. This kid was a machine, he didnt talk, he just did what you told him and or what he knew you expected and did the job right. He was shit hot as we called him... made SrA BTZ or "bellow the zipper" as I commonly referred to it, cause they usually gave it to sucks ups... but he earned that shit.

Oscar, the Golden wrench.