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GentleMen and Ladies , START YOUR ENGINES !

Uncle Jesse

Active member
Indy 500 and the Coca Cola 600 and i got the day off , Now if Danica Patrick#(7) who qaulified in 8th position can pull out a win or even a top 5 finish she ran a 224.076 mph lap that would make my day :woohoo:

and ole Jeff Gordon can eek out another top 5 what a great day it will be.

any race fans out there ? pull up a chair pop one open and fire em up

IT'S RACE DAY!

:wave: :woohoo: :lurk:
 

AmishFarmer

Member
Race fan here.This morning I watched some Formula 1 also.Have a cook-out to go to,it's so hot we will be inside watching racing all day and night.While I'm A Gordon fan,I think Jimmie Johnson has a better shot at winning.Next week I will be at the Dover race. :woohoo:
 

Uncle Jesse

Active member
VERY COOL !


have a nice day : ) yep Gordo's towards the back of the pack this week.
will be fun to watch tho !

i want Danica to whip out a INDY 500 win so bad.
 

Mr James

Member
I watched the GP this morning to. Usual Monaco really. Canada should be good and by the sounds of it Honda have some shit coming for teh next Euro races to mean the field will be tight. I don't get Indy car on TV here so I don't get to watch it but oval racing in cars like that must be INTENSE!
 
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Boxy Brown

whenever I hear NASCAR I think of this




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Uncle Jesse

Active member
Are you calling me FAT ?.......ok.......wheres my remote.....oh i'm sittin on it.

it's just a big race day and i'm talkin about fast cars : )

any thing that goes fast ........turns my crank.......including fast women.

hell the women don't even have to race : )

Trivia for the day........The Indy 500 is the most singly watched sporting event
every year . Go Danica Go !
 
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Boxy Brown

im not calling anybody anything I just thought it was funny, also Im not a sports fan at-all so I spend my TV time watching the science channel or discovery HD theater.
 

Uncle Jesse

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i watch pbs none of thos other pay for stations here.

umm Berry it's under rain delay ...they just fired the cars up again ...not racing yet. : )

John Andretti had a boo boo and is out tho.
 

Berry_Coughin'

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Veteran
holy crap I must be faded then, I swear on the radio I heard Marco was winning and then some cat came ahead at the last second to win by like 6 feet??? maybe it was highlights or something.. sorry I don't follow nascar, just listening to the am ya know.... :pointlaug
 

Uncle Jesse

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Tony Kanan 1st with Danica 2nd with 70 laps to go

Danica drops to 5th after pit stop and there talkin more rain . :yoinks:

kanan loses lead after spin yellow comes out yet again.

Dario Franchitti (wife Ashley Judd) Wins under yellow rain :badday: ahh poop
Ashley looks good in a wet sun dress tho :chin:

Danica 8th........ not bad girl....your time will come.

hate to see races end under yellow rain conditions.
 
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SilverSurfer_OG

Living Organic Soil...
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What? Cant race in the wet!!! haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

2 words... Michael Schumacher
 
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Space Ghost said:
N.A.S.C.A.R. = non-athletic sport centered around rednecks

this is an extremely stupid comment...ok maybe u don't like nascar but those guys are great drivers and the successful ones are all in excellent physical condition...

i just got back from Indy, it was awesome shit...we camped on saturday in the coke lot and got completely shitfaced fucked up, saw lots of titties and thankfully didn't injure myself, lol...we were walking down the strip on saturday afternoon and talked these two stripper sluts into coming back over to dance on a pole this guy had near our camp...all of a sudden there was like 80 guys and it was nuts, they were total skanks...the drink of choice this year for our crew was blueberry stoli and countrytime lemonade, i highly recommend it if anyone wants to give it a shot...well i'm about to pass out, hope some of the folks who were there will post some stories...i'll try to post some pics after i get them from my buddy who had the camera...

peace
 
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yeah its slick tires only in IRL...michael schumacher is too much of a pussy to race at indy or le mans, he says its 'too dangerous'...pffft...
 

Uncle Jesse

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The INDY

The INDY

That is on my to do list and it seems that list is getting longer and nothing is getting checked off of it.

Sounds like it was a fun time ! i would also like to see Bristol, and Darlington.

Space Ghost Don't ya think that mite be a lil stereotipical ? Red necks ?

The Beginnings of nascar was running white lightning (liquor) wich was illegal at the time due to prohibition then rising taxes. The name Benny Parsons comes to mind.

much like the weed we sometimes talk about here.
and dare i say want to decriminalize.

White lightning: sometimes called Sugarhead if the whiskey was made with sugar

Moonshine: This was whiskey started in the still at night to avoid agents seeing the smoke as the fires began. This was made with corn and with natural malts. This is a smoother and higher grade of whiskey than white lightning.

Bootlegger: This term was derived from the concept of olden times when high boots often concealed a knife or weapon in the leg part of the boot. “Bootleg” became a term for something illegally carried.

I my self perfer the term Good ole boy.

theres alot of simularities here ?

:chin:
 
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