Funny things Rednecks say thread

[StoneyK]

Just what it sounds like...
Whats the funniest Red neck saying youve ever heard?
Lets try to keep in all in good humor, no racial slurs :/

"Ill tear you a 3 bedroom double wide new asshole!"
Or
Its hotter n damnit
Or
Hes tighter than a skeeters ass in a nose dive.
Or
Hes Slicker than 2 eels fuckin in a bucket of snot!

Those are some kinda generic ones I know theres way better ones out there.

 

[dddaver]

Famous last words, "Here, hold my beer and watch this."

 

[meadowman]

"good old fashion soddy daisy possum stompin"
"goin out to get some COCK tonight"
i almost hit the guy that spit out the 2nd 1.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Squeal Like A Pig!

 

[Harry Gypsna]

"you sure got a purty mouth"

 

[Slim Pickens]

I know that Northern girls say "you can"

and that Southern girls say "Ya'll can"...but I am not sure what redneck girls say..maybe it is "Howdy Cousin",or something similar?

 

[GeorgeWBush]

sumbitch

 

[Stoner4Life]

I know that Northern girls say "you can"

and that Southern girls say "Ya'll can"...but I am not sure what redneck girls say..maybe it is "Howdy Cousin",or something similar?

no, they usually say something like:

"take it easy pa! yer crushin' my smokes......."

 

[Photosynthesis]

"I'll have one more for the ditch."

 

[GeorgeWBush]

R dem ducks ?
M R ducks !
O no dey aint !
O S A R, C M wangs
L i'll B,M R ducks

 

[Photosynthesis]

Dang girl, why we gotta be related?

 

[BurnOne]

It's hotter 'n 40 11 hells.
This shit'll knock your dick in the dirt.
Bullpussy!

I'm from North Carolina. We use them as a primary language.
Burn1

 

[Harry Gypsna]

It's hotter 'n 40 11 hells.
This shit'll knock your dick in the dirt.
Bullpussy!

I'm from North Carolina. We use them as a primary language.
Burn1

 

[hayday]

Fixxin to go make some groceries.(go shopping)

 

[Sabudda]

overheard at wal mart
our kids are not eating tonight cause you had to have some yosemite sam mudflaps..

 

[Sabudda]

heh

heh

dp

 

[shack]

Tighter than a nuns ****. c word for a female sex organ.
Tighter than a gnats ass.

 

[trichrider]

slower'n sunday

put a Louisiana liplock on my love porkchop

 

[StoneyK]

Happier than a puppy with two peeters to lick!

 

[StoneyK]

It's hotter 'n 40 11 hells.
This shit'll knock your dick in the dirt.
Bullpussy!

I'm from North Carolina. We use them as a primary language.
Burn1

My moms side of the family is all from Texas and Tennessee.
Oil people, I love goin to visit my cousins keep me rollin with these.
I wish I could remember more.