funny scare at work

[mtbazz]

I work in pharma...Today I got a voicemail from the dept. of Agriculture that they want to talk to me about a package that was being held at the airport with a return address in The Netherlands...

SInce I had't ordered anything recently that to my knowledge would have originated overseas, I got somewhat freaked out about this...Did I order seeds and use the wrong address ? Did a relative I have over there try to ship something to me ? WTF...

After spending an hour freaking out, and my boss asking me what the hell I ordered ( I played the voice mail on speakerphone and she overheard it) I finally got in touch with the DoA and found out it was something I ordered, but the vendor had outsourced the material to a company in the netherlands...

 

[Easy7]

So are you introuble? Was it seeds?

 

[mtbazz]

So are you introuble? Was it seeds?

no not in trouble..

it was something i ordered for work from a vendor of scientific supplies based in the US, but they outsourced this particular product to a Netherlands based company..

I was very, very confused...didn't know if it was a seed order i placed and forgot about or if i was being setup by someone or what the hell was going on...

 

[messn'n'gommin']

Were it me, I would have been so puckered up, I wouldn't be able to crap for a week! Glad to know it really didn't amount to anything!

 

[mean mr.mustard]

If you work for pharma and aren't scared every day raises bigger questions...

 

[DreamsofTesla]

Were it me, I would have been so puckered up, I wouldn't be able to crap for a week! Glad to know it really didn't amount to anything!

Around here they call that "vapor lock" -- when your butthole puckers so bad it forms a vacuum and you can't move.