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Funny little ditty....for those born 1930-1979

sophisto

Member
Those Born 1930-1979]

----- READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE-----VERY WELL STATED




TO ALL THE KIDS
WHO SURVIVED the
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and
NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down
the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made fro m dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them . .
CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as
kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives
for our own good

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.
 

FRANKENBLUNT420

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A-M-E-N ! ! ! 1973 here, remember it like it was yesterday, tell my kids how it used to be all the time, you should see how wide their eyes get! roflmao awe the good old days. never got a contact high hanging out with my parents, but god bless my uncle!!!! ha ha aha hahah, yessir damn good times.

:joint:will definitely be mass emailing this one to my peoples, they would appreciate this one for sure.
 
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stonedeconomist

1972 here, man it was great riding my bike all over town. now the cops are finger printing kids at public events so that they can be indetified in case they are kidnapped and killed.
 

R03

Active member
Lol, that was awesome. So many memories brought back to me with reading that.

Thanks,

1978
 

Dr Dog

Sharks have a week dedicated to me
Veteran
Yeah I scream about these things all the time
Especially antibacterial stuff. Do I really need an antibacterial shampoo?
Good find
and 1972 here
 

DickAnubis

Member
Here! Here!
When I was a kid we played this game called Brittish Bulldog. It was like tag except when you caught a person you tried to pick them up and hold them aloft while repeating BRITTISH BULLDOG! three times. THEN you threw them down on the ground.
Great fun.
Jumping bicycle over streetmade ramps, making gunpowder in the basement, building Polish Canons, walking RR tracks, zip guns (not really a good idea), slingshots, dart guns made out of branch stumps, springs and nails.
MAN, and we survived it all

Still streamin' from '62
 
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FallenBuddha

Chat Mod
Veteran
1969 here, no helmets on bikes, nerds didnt bring automatic weapons to school to blow away the cool kids. and the one thing we did have that the new generation of kids didn't grow up with, nuclear attack drills at school (anyone remember duck and cover?). our parents spanked us with out fear of the kids calling the cops on them, we played with lawn darts, and as kids we respected our elders. just a few things off the top of me head.

peace -fb
 

smily

Member
very nice write what a pleasure LOLOLOL makes me think they dont make em like they used to!!!

:wave:
 
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Guest 18340

1968 here, man, those were the days grwoing up in Manhatten NY. You could buy 2 slices of pizza (REAL pizza, not pizza hut or dominos') for 85 cents. Mama mia, the good ole days!
 

sophisto

Member
evlme2 said:
1968 here, man, those were the days grwoing up in Manhatten NY. You could buy 2 slices of pizza (REAL pizza, not pizza hut or dominos') for 85 cents. Mama mia, the good ole days!

You mean pizza slut and domi ho's......


Glad everyone is enjoying this.... I did to...
 

Storm Crow

Active member
Veteran
I survived it!

I survived it!

Born 1947! We played in the canyon for hours at a time- with no cell phones and everyone knew about "Sammy the farmer" the local pedophile "Donny the bachelor'- the local gay druggie. We knew which houses were safe. We rode bikes with no helmets and would be miles from home without supervision.

We don't give our kids today credit for common sense! Nor do we even give them a chance to develop it! We "wrap them in bubble wrap" and prevent any chance of experiencing anything negative. We have a whole generation of "hot house flowers"!

Winter is coming. - Granny
 
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Guest

woah tapes? thats the best invention ever....i can take a tape and record a radio mix of all my favorite songs(yes radio, there was a time when radio was listenable)
 

TNTBudSticker

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Was a single digit kid when jimi Hendrik died ,,Remember that moment,,, saw my hippies friends crying...never knew who he was.
 
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