Funny Hiking Experience..Had to Toke!

[HOPS5K]

So, as I'm waking and baking this morning with some of last year's outdoor sativa, getting ready to go for another short day hike, I'm still laughing about my run-in in the woods earlier this week

I'm hiking up this little used trail in the woods, getting ready to pull out my pre rolled j of Sour D and listen to the relaxing stream waters for a few minutes. I reach in my backpack and grab my water to get a drink and as I lift it up to my face to throw back some sweet refreshing cold goodness, I see two dudes making out about 20 yards ahead of me.

I'm immediately thinking "WTF?", "This is so random" "On a trail?" "Did they think I followed them?" "Oh shit, look hetero"

I had to climb over a fallen tree as I got to where they were. They were off to the side and both said "Hi" and I just replied with, "Sup?" in my most manly voice, LOL and kept trucking up the trail.

It was just so random...I never see anyone here, the one time I do, it's two dudes making out.

I really wanted to just give them an extra joint and say something funny, but I was so caught off guard that I didn't think.

 

[trichrider]

I thought too, 'just keep on trucking', before they get to 'something else'.

 

[im me]

as long as ya don't hear the banjo music from deliverance your good.

 

[stoned-trout]

should of yelled (hey get a bush) lol.. seeing 2 guys kiss always makes me feel sort of sick in my stomach...even though I have had gay friends I never liked to see 2 guys kiss...gross

 

[GSPfan]

So many dudes have sick minds. With no woman there to say no you're lucky you didn't see something even more unholy.

 

[armedoldhippy]

this was while deer hunting just off of the Appalachian Trail. have had more than one young lady come off the ridgetop trail while I was up in treestand, look around, drop trou & pee like a racehorse. them hiker girls got nice legs/butts...

 

[stoned-trout]

yes they do...^^^^^ theres all kinds of em here...its half of what keeps me hiking....they tend to like the waterfalls and show their stuff then...I make sure to be there with booze and weed....yeehaw.. I even have a few hidden gps stashes just in case.. sometimes even the ugly ones have such a badass body ,you can soon forget how not pretty the are LOL

 

[RonSmooth]

So many dudes have sick minds. With no woman there to say no you're lucky you didn't see something even more unholy.

yeah, like some ignorant homophobes. Talk about unholy!!!

 

[stoned-trout]

don't gay up my trails...lol ....my voice is always manly ... and you can slap my ass if your buying the beer/but don't try an kiss me ,,,lol ewwwwwww...I aint worried about my sexuality or others ..but guys kissing awwwwwwfullllllll