I'll never support mail order dirt and am routinely confused at the number of people that do.
Reminds me of when I used to work at a mountain resort and opening day of trout season was a big event every spring. Quite often the road had to be plowed to allow the hoards to access the lake. And if people caught fish we sold lots of ice for them to fill their ice chests with. Lots of $$$ made selling ice. And each and every time I was dumbfounded to watch people standing next to a big bank of clean white snow pour their dearly purchased bags of ice into their coolers.
We probably should have tried selling snow.