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Fun at SeaTac airport

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
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I got some nice bubble hash from a dispensary down town that is called Green Lightning and labeled sativa. They sell it in these cute plastic containers in half gram amounts for $10 each. I have tried a lot of hash here lately, and this is my favorite high so far. I have to see about getting larger amounts at this place. I actually got a full gram of this and a full gram of this Blue Berry Bubble, like 4 little containers and I don't like the idea that it could be implied that I am a dealer if I ever have to deal with the police. I ended up putting all of it in two containers and even put some cherry pie in with the blueberry. I know which is which by colour. The cherry pie is darker.

Anyway... The Green Lightning is kind of trippy, which is what I love.

Some of you may know, I met this chick here on the 7th of December, the day it become legal, at the Space Needle smokeout. She is from Brazil. Between my knowledge of Portuguese and her English and Spanish we have been able to communicate just fine. Her mother has taken ill and lives in Orlando so she asked me to take her to the airport today. This girl's name is Luna which means Moon.

So Luna spent the night last night and her father was going to meet us here in the morning. He had left his bags here.

Morning comes and no Raul (her father). We wait and she says, "Maybe he is already at the airport". Turns out she was right and we meet him there.

Since I had to park to find Luna's father at the airport I thought it was a good idea to get stoned in the airport parking garage. We smoked that Green Lightning for the first time. Man! that is good stuff. We moved clumsily through the airport with his bags. He has like three big bags with no wheels. We looked like immigrants at the airport, his bags were tattered and old. We finally find him and find out we are on the wrong end of the airport because of available parking and have to walk across it lugging all that stuff. Finally we get to the check-in counter for her airline and he has all the information. He was glad I was there because I was the only one that has a command over English. Portuguese is not that common of a language here. His bags are overweight and he proceeds to tear clothes out at the check in counter and throw them around. I convinced him to do that in another more private spot. What is funny is that a man comes out and tells us that their connecting flight in Denver would be delayed. Raul said to me in Spanish, "Is that a man or a woman?" I laughed and said, "He looks like Whoopie Goldberg." That hit Raul just right because he started laughing so hard and he said what I said to Luna, and she started Laughing. The crowd would hear them speak something in Portuguese, say Whoopie and then just start laughing and falling over. The line was long and crowded and they kept having to sweep us as a group and get us out of a fire exit. Every time the man would talk we would all start laughing. Luna said in Spanish that the guy even Sounds Like Whoopie. The man stops and stares hard and mad at us, and even puts his hands on his hips. He started to get a bit more bossy and demanding because of this. Raul had to take some clothes out of his bags and go turn in his luggage. He offered me this Giant Heavy leather coat and said, "Take it take it". That alone really brought the weight down. I asked him what he even needed with a heavy coat in Florida.

He said he needed to Fumar after all of that (Smoke). We hit the Green Lightning again lol.

I will be catching a ride to Seatac in a week so now I am trained at this airport.
 
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SeaMaiden

I got some nice bubble hash from a dispensary down town that is called Green Lightning and labeled sativa. They sell it in these cute plastic containers in half gram amounts for $10 each. I have tried a lot of hash here lately, and this is my favorite high so far. I have to see about getting larger amounts at this place. I actually got a full gram of this and a full gram of this Blue Berry Bubble, like 4 little containers and I don't like the idea that it could be implied that I am a dealer if I ever have to deal with the police. I ended up putting all of it in two containers and even put some cherry pie in with the blueberry. I know which is which by colour. The cherry pie is darker.

Anyway... The Green Lightning is kind of trippy, which is what I love.

Some of you may know, I met this chick here on the 7th of December, the day it become legal, at the Space Needle smokeout. She is from Brazil. Between my knowledge of Portuguese and her English and Spanish we have been able to communicate just fine. Her mother has taken ill and lives in Orlando so she asked me to take her to the airport today. This girl's name is Luna which means Moon.

So Luna spent the night last night and her father was going to meet us here in the morning. He had left his bags here.

Morning comes and no Raul (her father). We wait and she says, "Maybe he is already at the airport". Turns out she was right and we meet him there.

Since I had to park to find Luna's father at the airport I thought it was a good idea to get stoned in the airport parking garage. We smoked that Green Lightning for the first time. Man! that is good stuff. We moved clumsily through the airport with his bags. He has like three big bags with no wheels. We looked like immigrants at the airport, his bags were tattered and old. We finally find him and find out we are on the wrong end of the airport because of available parking and have to walk across it lugging all that stuff. Finally we get to the check-in counter for her airline and he has all the information. He was glad I was there because I was the only one that has a command over English. Portuguese is not that common of a language here. His bags are overweight and he proceeds to tear clothes out at the check in counter and throw them around. I convinced him to do that in another more private spot. What is funny is that a man comes out and tells us that their connecting flight in Denver would be delayed. Raul said to me in Spanish, "Is that a man or a woman?" I laughed and said, "He looks like Whoopie Goldberg." That hit Raul just right because he started laughing so hard and he said what I said to Luna, and she started Laughing. The crowd would hear them speak something in Portuguese, say Whoopie and then just start laughing and falling over. The line was long and crowded and they kept having to sweep us as a group and get us out of a fire exit. Every time the man would talk we would all start laughing. Luna said in Spanish that the guy even Sounds Like Whoopie. The man stops and stares hard and mad at us, and even puts his hands on his hips. He started to get a bit more bossy and demanding because of this. Raul had to take some clothes out of his bags and go turn in his luggage. He offered me this Giant Heavy leather coat and said, "Take it take it". That alone really brought the weight down. I asked him what he even needed with a heavy coat in Florida.

He said he needed to Fumar after all of that (Smoke). We hit the Green Lightning again lol.

I will be catching a ride to Seatac in a week so now I am trained at this airport.

I am laughing my ass off reading this right now. LMAO!
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
With airports in the USA it is so tense these days. All those lines, taking off shoes, no food let past security. It was fun to have a safe crazy laugh at someone else's expense.
 
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SeaMaiden

Jesus, you're not kidding about that. I avoid flying now for the most part--I do not want to be groped. But, a chance to see a pissed off male Whoopi Goldburg? That'd be priceless.
 

NKOTS

follow the pink rabbit!
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So funny :biggrin:
Yes, trsvelling by air is so much different than it used to be...
Thanks for a laugh ;)
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
Nkots, your repping me on this story made me go read it again and relive the memory. As it turns out I had a couple hits of GSC cookies and I am laughing at it all over again. Thanks
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
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I've got a smile on my face after reading that :)

Sounds like something you'll remember every time you go to that airport..haha..good stuff.
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
Sad news this morning, a 5:00am call. As I mentioned at the start of this thread Luna had to go to Orlando Florida because her mother was ill. Luna come back to Seattle a couple weeks ago and felt that her mother was going to be okay. Today we find out otherwise. A very sad morning and another trip to the airport. We won't be laughing this time.

Luna's mother was much younger than me and from all the pictures I seen of her a very very attractive lady. Every picture I seen of her was in a bathing suit and big smile on her face.

Life comes and goes so fast please make the best of it. I may have to go to Orlando this time myself only I cannot go just today. I have to get my affairs in order. Luna and I have grown so close in the past couple of weeks and I want to be her rock.
 
Sounds like you ALREADY ARE her rock mang....

Hang in there, go grab some more of that green lightening to surprise her with and just keep being as good to her as it sounds like you've been to this point...
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
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I got some more hash last night after work. I fly out to Orlando today. I am waiting for my ride right now. One of my employees is driving me to the airport and wanted me to get him some of that Green Lightning too, so we will hit the dispensary on the way to the airport. These pictures in this post are from the purchase I made at the beginning of this thread. At that time I got four grams of hash for $50. The first gram was $20 and all subsequent grams were $10. Last night I got a half ounce for $120. A much better deal. I get a bag of mostly powder but I compressed it into a little ball about the size of a walnut. That is a lot easier to fly with than buds. Luna said she can get buds in Orlando but nothing as good as what she can get here in Seattle. I am sure it is just a matter of connections.

She had a really bad day when we got the news that her mother died. I could not get her motivated to clean up for the flight and she flew back to Florida with no shower or makeup. She made that 14 hour trip with a baseball cap, Mariner's tee-shirt and some short shorts. For some reason she looked like a million bucks to me still. She called me from Denver Airport and crying in disbelief. All I could say is that I will be there as soon as I could. There is just nothing that I can say to make her feel better. Her mother died in her 30s and that is just fucked up.

See you all in a few days.
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
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On 911 I was in Mexico and couldn't get home and now today I am in Orlando and cannot get home. Some explosions in Boston?
 
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