Fuckin urine tests

[medmaker420]

Ok here I am for the last week not smoking, trying to go by the book as far as vitamins, cleaning out my system. Staying away from sugars, exercise and a million other suggestions and then it hit me

why the fuck am I trying so hard and stressin myself over this. I have my med card but that doesn't mean shit as far as jobs go so even though I am legal I am still in the same damn loophole as everyone else.

synthetic urine from here on out

what I put in my body is my fucking business

Tonight will be a couple tasty bowls of anything and everything I want.

I was going to buy 2 at home tests and the drink but hell if I don't pass my kids don't eat. How in the hell is this still cool to do to people especially when they have met all the requirements, was loved in the interviews and could be an ASSET to the company itself.

I am done jumping through hoops for these bullshit rules. For anyone else who is freaking over the test just go synthetic. Don't give someone a reason to take food from your table in the off chance those drinks or other tricks don't work.

 

[Texicannibus]

sorry to hear you have to pee i think its a violation of our rights and wouldnt work for anyone who made me do it but I know we have to do what we have to do... friends I know who have to pee just use someone elses I dont ask details ..

 

[HeD333]

Quick fix 4.2

 

[LovableHuggable]

I'm with you on the synthetic pee too. Or someone elses pee. No way I'm getting back on the opiates from the doctor just for a job. I mean do they really want me on that vs pot everyday?

 

[HeD333]

I'm with you on the synthetic pee too. Or someone elses pee. No way I'm getting back on the opiates from the doctor just for a job. I mean do they really want me on that vs pot everyday?

Amen.
Interview on thursday (for a sr professional position).

QF already in my possession. Its so easy, even a caveman could do it.

 

[LovableHuggable]

Interview on Wed. I probably have 25-30% shot at the job given my qualifications but it pays really good vs the cost of living so the risk reward ratio is worth spending time to go after it.

 

[watson540]

not sure about paying for synthetic..I heard good things about but I would rather use the real thing...I always used to get the babies momma to pee for me (even when she was pregnant!)

thank god as far as i know i shouldnt have to do that for a while, last time I had to do that they put me in a bathroom stall with the woman right outside..I could have sworn she heard me putting the lid back on the pill bottle the pee was in!

 

[BrotherBuz]

Ok here I am for the last week not smoking, trying to go by the book as far as vitamins, cleaning out my system. Staying away from sugars, exercise . . . "

The only thing you have to do is,drink enough water before the test, provided your not over weight. I've done it, it works.

 

[medmaker420]

off for lab testing

damn it

instant was a no go

I think I fucked up on the temps but my thoughts are since it is going to the lab they can't test for it then anyways.

it was an ecup escreen instant test. I checked their site and they say instance unless further testing then they send to the lab which can take 2-3 days.

anyone have issues with the escreen tests and magnum detox synthetic?

 

[medmaker420]

the 2-3 day lab should have come back by now

I should get either the "fail" call from the lab OR assume all is well

don't you ALWAYS get lab call if failed to see if you have meds that might do a false positive?

 

[medmaker420]

WOOHOO

after it went to the lab it PASSED!!!!!

so odds are I had the temps too high and YES the ecup escreen test DOES check for temps unlike I have heard elsewhere.

I think my temps were high and they thought the machine was messed up and inturn needed to send the sample to the lab for the extra testing.

thank you magnum synthetic NOVELTY urine.

Nothing beats locking in a 5 figure monthly income and NOT having to deal with bullshit sampling of my urine. Even with a fucking med card we are still setup to fail. They cheat so inturn we have to do what we have to do to provide for our families.

If and when I setup a business I want to have a clause of some sort that allows med card holders and or "at my discretion". No offence to the crackheads in here BUT besides busting ass for 14 hours in a day wired out of their minds, they tend to crash and burn and usually pretty fuckin hard SO yeah hire those I would want to surround myself with.

I am just soooo fuckin happy. Had to share the good news.

 

[LovableHuggable]

Got a second interview myself tomorrow for a nice real world job. First one ever for me. They called the next day after interview one telling me what they were thinking about paying me and they wanted a second interview so I guess that's a good thing. I've studied up on the job so hard and know about everything there is to know about it. Going to go synthetic pee too.

 

[GilligansIsle]

Here on our Island we pee for enjoyment not employment. We congratulate you on the outcome (so to speak)!

 

[medmaker420]

Here on our Island we pee for enjoyment not employment. We congratulate you on the outcome (so to speak)!

trust me i don't like the hoops we have to jump through for a job BUT that's how it is.

irritating to say the least BUT in the end i got the position.

 

[LovableHuggable]

I've been hired and start Monday and went in today to go over some stuff. I haven't signed up for benefits, retirement, or direct deposit yet. I will do that Monday morning with the finance director. They haven't piss tested me either and it's never even been mentioned although the application says you must pass one pre-employment and maybe a physical examination. The current manager went to school in the Appalachian mountains so if he doesn't smoke now he most likely did then.

What are the odds they will make me pee on the first day at work once I sign the papers for all the benefits etc? I can easily crotch the quick fix and keep it warm from 7-12 and then change the warmer at lunch and make it from 1-5 so I guess I need to plan for it.