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Fredsters C99 adventure /

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The closer my nose got to the golden nuggets that lay ahead; I knew I was in for a special journey, and as my nose reached the buds, the immediate smell of old school genetics released natural endorphins that exploded into my senses / but ahhh..... :chin: There was something different here...A closer inspection was quickly in hand* or err :joint: I would say.

I quickly found the best picture of “Cindy” - St#3 x C99 / I could find on the net & then placed it on my 19’’ flat screen desk top & proceeded to roll a fat one & with “mucho granda” anticipation building, I put fire in the hole :canabis:

It was easy for me to tell this was a spicy, east coast South American haze-sativa of sorts; but something threw me off :confused: …a deeper inspection was close at hand; then something weird happened. :eek:

Some where around ½ through my experiment I all of a sudden noticed I had bin …..err…err…hmmmm…. drawn into looking at this beautiful picture of this wonderful cross of S.O.Life-ST#3 x B.Grim. C99 / …….suddenly / :abduct:

I was a Knight & Shinning Honor & this Sweet hot young Virgin needed saved! Sweet Cindy? Could it be? Was this the one? You know the one I am talking about Guys………the one you laugh at their jokes, look them in the eyes when they speak / show your …sensitive side too / could it be at last the “Love of my life” / when all of a sudden………………. /

All be dammed…………….I got a hard on* :whip: Ye-Haw!

Next week / was Fred just high or was real passion building?

To be continued :wave:

Cannabis reviews by Fredster

:redface: (it's good to be high again) :smile:
 
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i agree with maistre, i read that post like 4 time and i am still not getting the point.Could that have been summed up by just saying "good smoke"?
 
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Personally / I think it's good / but then i often laugh at my own jokes / the pot made me horney & I am describing the trippy part of the high as a ....'say' dream & had some creative fun with it / I had full intentions of closing my Cindy story & describing how-why I felt it was East coast South American haze sativa & then describe the confusion of the indicia of the high & how I thought the wonderful combination of SOL x BG was a BOG’ified brilliant move.

I will just drop it & take no offence / & hope no lady's took offence /
 

clearcutter

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I don't think your post was offensive, just kinda hard to follow. Or atleast for me in my current state of mind. HaHa :joint: :wave:
 
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I was buggin also there Fred. I loved the creativity, but what about cindy? I wrote a smoke report on Cindy99 myself so I await volume ll of yours.
 
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Caprichoso said:
ROFLMAO

:biglaugh:

Good stuff there Freddy?
= :smile: :abduct:

:friends: - I am having fun for the first time in a long time!

Pt.2 - forth comming
 
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In the early to mid 1500’s; Spain in its fight for dominance of ‘now Europe’ was running out of money; in search of gold & a shipping route, they went south & landed in Panama & Peru in apx. 1550-1560, to the north, talk of great riches in the new world lured the British & French into Canada.

By this time in history Cannabis had become woven like a web through-out the fabric of almost every know peoples group to date, first recorded in ancient China & used as medicine & ceremonial rituals, cannabis on natural growth, spread to Russia, France, Brittan & South Africa & India.

Cannabis was & I might add; still is, a huge battle; coming to the new world was no easy task & a lot of work & tons of cannabis went into the building of every ship. By this time it is also noted that the cannabis growers & workers had begun to use cannabis for pain relief & motivation. (Imagine that!)

Spain in its attempt to fund the war against Brittan & France & dominate the new world as ‘the New Spain” brought professional breeders, farmers, workers & sales men over & quickly set up a hemp co-op on the east coast of South America & became quite successful. Along with a hemp fiber product they also brought & a spicy hot motivational cannabis that had by now had been to; China, Russia, France, & South America.

Next; HAZE SATIVA & what happened to CINDY?

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Please read this;
I am not a professional writer & never went to collage; I am doing this all for fun & from memory & I am in no real hurry to finish.
I have not felt like writing anything in years & I just felt the creativity (although very rusty) start to flow & started typing, I am at heart a muscian & at one time had a 100 or more songs written & I got mad & tossed them all years ago when my health went south…..perhaps now :joint:

(I may need more motivation to finish) :canabis:
 

BushyOldGrower

Bubblegum Specialist
Veteran
LOL...You guys gotta meet Fredster with me in the Dam this year. His report is a riot to me because of our past corresponces. The fact that my SC99 made him have an erection was relevant in fact because this strain is touted by me to have that effect. :D A similar effect on the ladies as well. What you think Caprisio?

It is the most unlikely of my claims to be believed I think but in a smoke report all relevant medical properties should be reported. I think Fred might have called my Sweet Cindy some names but I don't mind so don't be confused.

Fredster is going to barbeQ for us in the Dam so be nice to this big texan fellow. He is an ex-minister, a guitarist and a chef who love da weed. What more could we ask for from a new member? BOG

Fred, I am glad you liked those buds and Caprisio I thank you for your kind action.
 
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I have not finished my report on Seeet Cindy99 - at all! = stay tuned for pt.3 = Cindy Returns!

He was an Angel that visited me & I will always be grateful & will someday be able to bless & help get going Med user's as well / this has been great therapy for me & am going full blats to have a crop cut & drying while I am in the Dam!

I love you all /

My report will include practical medical applications

ps. I will out somke all U young wiper snapers to :whip: :wave:
 

BushyOldGrower

Bubblegum Specialist
Veteran
Fredster may have pointed out why we need some sort of format or form Smokey. :D BOG

Fredster, you are unique sir and quite real indeed.
 
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Well Bog I'm diggin it, especially now that I'm tuned into his writting style. But I do want to hear how he likes the cindy.

Fred do it your way!
 
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It's a nice payback to see something that I would have consumed in a few days as a matter of habit bring such joy. It was my pleasure to get some to him. I wanna see some more of this stoner writing though!
 
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Before we go any further:

Tolerance levels;

First; Cannabis

I smoke a lot of & I mean a LOT of pot; I always have. It doesn’t matter if it’s 600.00 an OZ world class or 80.00 swag / I can build a tolerance within a day of almost ANY pot / sometimes sooner / even mixing joints & bong hits with ‘kef’? & hash (I love that stuff! & making my own hash & Kef is HIGH on my list) I can smoke a 1/4+ a day easy / I always have / always will.

Second; pain & nausea levels to test the medical side:

I live in horrible – everyday 24-7 pain & severe nausea / deep body pain / I have been on a morphine drip for 10 days twice for my recurring pancreatic inflammation & have had 2 relatives die of it & my back pain can be un-stoppable / I can take 4-6 Loratabs a day & still live with pain (they will & do give them to me) / a Dr. once told my wife “I gave him enough to put a horse down & he is still awake” (this comes from years of pain meds)
 
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OK... so... / =... GOTCHA!

Carryon... Ummm... about the Sweet Cindy... yah gotta tell us about the girls.
 
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be verrrry verrry / &.......don't tell my wife but there is a real Cindy in my past / LOL - can we say HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY - but let me tell ya...............she could.....ouuuuuuuuuu
 

BushyOldGrower

Bubblegum Specialist
Veteran
OMG Fredster...we have a Liberal Rush Limbaugh reviewing my weed courtesy of Caprisio. :D

All those pain meds must make getting high a challenge but hopefully the SC99 had at least one effect we can understand but Fred? Did it really give you one of those woodie things or not? Tell us da truth now... Was she really that fat? And what is it that this Cindy did for you exactly. Did she taste sweet? Did she make you feel ashamed in the morning? :D

Don't worry because wives never read this stuff man... BOG
 

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