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For the dog the has almost everything

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
Hotdoll is the sexdoll for dogs.

A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can’t be controlled. Many methods consist in artificial ways to stop dogs inborn caractere. These methods like castration or meds are going against the nature laws. Hotdoll is a natural (and beneficial for dog’s health) way to control its sexual impulses. This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones!

Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons. Once clean, you can apply some female odour spray on it (The spray is an accessorie) several times per month, when your dog seems sexually hungry or nervous.

http://idealist.blinkr.net/hotdoll/


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L.V.Dubb

Now.... is that just for dogs? Cause that's fuckin' hot.
 
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Guest

Do they have any that look like sheep? I'm a shepherd...uh huh..I am.
 
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Guest

I have a dog that humps my leg all the time and it is fucking annoying
It would feel cruel to not let him hump

That is actually a very good idea.
 
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Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
journies said:
I have a dog that humps my leg all the time and it is fucking annoying
It would feel cruel to not let him hump..


So youre the one that puts those videos on the internet?
 

Liam

Active member
Want your dog to stop humping your leg? Just kick the living shit out of it next time it tries.

It works. Will still hump OTHER peoples legs, but they learn well after 20+ kicks.
 

TwoOhSix!

Member
I agree with journies its actually a pretty good idea, but also pretty damn hilarious.

The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.

^One downside
 

blisstonian

Member
TwoOhSix! said:
I agree with journies its actually a pretty good idea, but also pretty damn hilarious.



^One downside
LOL

The dog will clean (lick) it? and what about big dogs? i kep getting blowup dolls for my mastiff, but he keeps popping them. i bought him a pocket pussy and he ate it. chip off the old block.

now i hope i neva see one of those in a yard while drivn. or one shaped like a chicken...uh i mean a sheep.
 

genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
Veteran
"Sorry Edgar.....can't swing by right now.....I'm rinsing the dog-spunk out of Fluffy's fuck doll".








Yep......that sounds like fun.
 
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Don Cotyle

I can just see Fido getting stuck in there...and the expressions on the faces of those waiting in the vets office!!! :p "But Doc it's been 3 hours!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
 

med_breeder

Active member
I was creeped out by the real dolls in that documentary "Guys and Dolls"

but this seems like an ok idea.

Dogs just hump,
great conversation is not a pre-req
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
Theres a gravytrain for someone that wants to be the first producer of hardcore dog porn.

Heres a good company name.

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Ahahahaha.....oh shit verite..I dont think ill be Drinking red rockets anytime soon

Guy wakes up with a hangover:"Oh man my head is killing me"

Wife:" Yea honey you sure were pounding those red rockets last nite "
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
Veteran
What, so it can sit in the corner unused because yummy wont touch it in fear of being rejected by a dog sex doll?
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
Just get him one with a blindfold. That way it won't see him and he doesn't have to talk to it. Just sneak up and hit-and-run. Since the only sex Yummy has is choking his chicken while his mom spies on him, that might suggest a different kind of doll, but I don't want to go there.
 
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