Happy fathers day. Quick fathers day funny. Tonite my wife and I went to her fathers so our kids could swim she could visit and my job.... top dog bbq... I made some italian sausages with peppers and onions... They were delish and also some angus patties that stuck to your fat cells without hesitation. Well I was last to eat since I cooked and I like it hot but as I approach the table my father in law, who is half done with a sausage, commends me on my bbq skills and asked if I put any mustard on mine.... I'm like fuck yeah who eats an italian sausage without onion peppers and mustard.. And he says yeah its great brother as he finishes his, and gets up to get a burger... We are all talking and I watch my wife scream and cover her mouth and say dad what are you doing.?... WTF He is pumping banana boat sun screen onto his bun.... Oh we were rolling with laughter for an hour because it looks like a mustard pump but came out white like mayo what could be the problem.. Lol then its on to the jokes.... Do you need any dark tanning oil for your salad.... And what did you eat bath salts and the cooked meat is an appetizer.... Oh I ran out of sunscreen can you puke yourself so I can get a little bit... But the tears wouldn't stop and my stomach workout can be put off for a week when I realized that he had asked specifically of the mustard earlier but continued to eat and finish....and thoroughly enjoy his sunscreen sausage...roflmao I am crying right now at work.... Me and my wife couldn't stop laughing when trying to go to bed last night.....
Morning dubwise,
Sons & daughters are a heaven sent gift. Don't squander god's gifts the way I did. The teen years are going to test your mettle as a dad & as a human being.
Love them & teach them. Pray for guidance & a lending hand through those teen years. During that stretch through the teen years too many kids are led astray by one thing or another & are very vulnerable during that time.
Most kids come through that period in their life better for the experience & an education they can pass along to their kids
A belated Happy Fathers Day everyone
Cheers.