Flying out of Amsterdam

[pizzavixen]

So, I've read up on ways of flying with weed, and I have a pretty good/safe idea of what I'm going to do.

One little concern, however, is that I am flying out of Amsterdam. Will the cops just expect and be extra cautious of people flying outta there with drugs? Like more drug dogs/tougher inspection?

I'm flying from Amsterdam to London. I'll do my best to look like a good little girl so I don't get profiled, but still... should I simply not try at all?

Maybe I can UPS that shit? Or is it the same deal if the mail is coming from Amsterdam?

 

[DocLeaf]

This is NOT the website to discuss this business!!

There are many ways...

 

[Kiefer Suthrlnd]

swallow it in some balloons...then eat some chinese food, and drink alot of coffee and laxatives... you'll be all set

 

[ExEcutioner]

Its Super easy to do, And you are a girl. You thinking too much about it. you sound like you know what to do. You could easily bring oz's if you wanted. If you need help, you know where to ask.

 

[VanillaGueriila]

swallow it in some balloons...then eat some chinese food, and drink alot of coffee and laxatives... you'll be all set

LOL i must say i would be more apt to tie dental floss the the package and then wrap it around my rear tooth, this way i can fish it out when i please. Imagin diggin through you poo in a public restroom to find your pacakge. like exexecutioner said being female make this task more simple ......

 

[tehsmoker]

wear loose fitting jeans, and tape to your theigh, once your on the plane go to the bathroom and put in your cary-on, i've done this numerous times, but not out of the dam...

 

[dontstepongrass]

PUT IT IN YOUR VAGINA!

there someone said it in plain english.

also, you would be correct in thinking that flying out of amsterdam is going to be different from other places. i would almost be most concerned with going through security after landing FROM amsterdam. but up the poon is def the best place if thats an option...

 

[zeeba amoeba]

So, I've read up on ways of flying with weed, and I have a pretty good/safe idea of what I'm going to do.

One little concern, however, is that I am flying out of Amsterdam. Will the cops just expect and be extra cautious of people flying outta there with drugs? Like more drug dogs/tougher inspection?

I'm flying from Amsterdam to London. I'll do my best to look like a good little girl so I don't get profiled, but still... should I simply not try at all?

Maybe I can UPS that shit? Or is it the same deal if the mail is coming from Amsterdam?

Comes down to personal preference. Packages are problematic coming from Holland. You could deny having sent the stuff but what a bummer to lose it all. But it could work. If you're too nervous about carrying, then try mailing international first class. I elected not to do this because I thought detection was highly unlikely on a domestic flight using the preferred method.

Checklist:

1. Take a good shower so as to rid yourself of any lingering smoke smell.

2. Wrap it up tight and stick it up there deep, but make sure its comfortable and you ain't walking bow-legged.

...and perhaps most importantly,

3. Just act cool and casual, because you're just one person in a crowd of hundreds. Security is profiling people looking for the nervous dodgy types. If you appear uncertain, confused, anxious, or uptight then that's not good. They won't pick you for extra scrutiny unless you give them a reason. Just mind your business, have your ID ready, don't talk to security unless they ask you a question, don't loiter around, don't linger in the bathroom. Do think happy thoughts, but don't smile too much... did I give you enough don't's? Mainly just go with the flow and act like everybody else acts. Watch other people, because that's what everyone else does.

4. Share some with your friends

 

[indicapimp]

I would just not do it AT ALL. You are just asking for trouble. Weed is everywhere but coming from over there ups the stakes against you. There is a show on Spike TV of various people getting caught doing what you want to do....

Although they were smuggling Kilo's of various bad goods, but keep in mind that when they are looking they really have no idea how much you have so they check and Xray you if they feel you are nervous...

Why ruin a good time over there just to say look what I brought home.

Risk vs Reward, NOWAY!!!

 

[Lucky 7]

^^ good advice . . . London is your main concern here, as Customs in London will be tight, especially from the dam. There are however, drug sniffing dogs pretty much everywhere, & one will be following U around sniffing at your poon!! lol!

Nervous? You'll be sweating freakin bulletts when they turn the hot lights on

Italy has got to be among the worst for checking in/out.
I came in from the Dam & I thought they were gonna hose-beat me. But leaving was even worse!! Hot Lights! Search!! Etc . . .

 

[smoke headies]

Dont put it IN YOUR VAGINA!! hahaha wear tight panties.. and place whatever you want to bring evenly distributed tuck down your pants under your panties

 

[Mossad]

Knew a girl who just tapped a brick of hash to her leg, she flew back to the states.

 

[zeeba amoeba]

I would just not do it AT ALL. You are just asking for trouble. Weed is everywhere but coming from over there ups the stakes against you. There is a show on Spike TV of various people getting caught doing what you want to do....

Although they were smuggling Kilo's of various bad goods, but keep in mind that when they are looking they really have no idea how much you have so they check and Xray you if they feel you are nervous...

Why ruin a good time over there just to say look what I brought home.

Risk vs Reward, NOWAY!!!

Yeah I was having doubts about carrying from Amsterdam too. Everybody and their brother knows about the Amsterdam - marijuana connection, even people who do not smoke mj. I remember at one job, a lady asked me where in the world I would like to visit, and I said Amsterdam. And then she asked me why, and inquired whether I used drugs. I told her no (and it was no lie back then), and she said ok, and went behind my back and told my supervisor I used drugs. That was no big deal, I got tested a little bit more than normal but I welcomed the 30 minute break that piss tests represented.

Although I think it might be possible, depending on the technique employed, there is that risk - reward that you have to balance. Amsterdam's stuff is usually overrated according to most ppl here. Is it really any better than Cali? No, I don't think so. If I were going to the 'Dam, there's only one thing I'd be interested in bringing back, and that's beans, because they're so scarce to find in product these days. But beans too have an odor.

Best bet might just be mailing, if you're creative enough with the package. You probably won't enjoy your flight if you carry. Why bother, all countries have their own sources, the 'Dam just has a more open and relaxed environment in which to blaze.

 

[resinryder]

Get the black/brown hash. Roll it into turd shaped parcels, hell, stick some corn or nuts in it, and stick em up yo ass. Could get over a good pound up in there doing that. Don't wear panties so that if they do pull you aside for a search you can shit a brick on the way to the room.

 

[pizzavixen]

lol. wow. so pretty much 50/50 on whether to do it or not.

Well, there's a group from my class going there this weekend so I'll find out how security was from them and decide what to do.

Thanks for the advice, though.

 

[Lucky 7]

Get the black/brown hash. Roll it into turd shaped parcels, hell, stick some corn or nuts in it, and stick em up yo ass. Could get over a good pound up in there doing that. Don't wear panties so that if they do pull you aside for a search you can shit a brick on the way to the room.

damn! lol!

 

[Papulz]

dam product = overrated indeed.

 

[zeeba amoeba]

lol. wow. so pretty much 50/50 on whether to do it or not.

Well, there's a group from my class going there this weekend so I'll find out how security was from them and decide what to do.

Thanks for the advice, though.

Honestly we just like the idea of a chick putting something up there.

But this is counter-balanced by guilt over possibly leading you up the primrose path, potentially to trouble. I'd rather be the voice of caution then not. If you don't gamble, you can't lose. Plus you can't come back to the forum and say, "f*** you zeeba, now I'm in jail and shit."

 

[British_Bulldog]

Well it's upto you, and you could get caught.

Swallowing would be best, but it's much more problematic.

UK Customs are very strict, especially on flights from Amsterdam Schiphol.

However, if you do do it in the UK pizzavixen, remember that if you bring less than 10grams back, and you get caught, you will just get a fine of about £70 and not have to go to court as an international drug smuggler.....it will go on your criminal record though....and that may well mean problems later on getting into the US/Canada/Oz, etc.



Lucky7 - I've not experienced what you've said in Italy, although I agree that the drug laws suck donkey balls here.

However, I've never come directly from Amsterdam, and since 99.99999% of Italians who go to the Netherlands go to Amsterdam, then I imagine those flights are much more strict.

If you fly in from the UK, Maastricht or Germany, they didn't have any visible security at all, and I could have carried pounds back, but then again I could have been caught and now be in a terrible Italian prison.

It's not worth it in Italy I don't think, and that's what the police-state authorities want you to think.



Peace

 

[DrKong]

My Advice:
These are the people looking for you at Schiphol
they have Mp5's and dogs
GOOD LUCK!