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Midnite Toker

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I heard a tune today that brought back alot of nostolgia, Molly Hatchet's Flirting with Disaster. It was June 1st 1979. My 1st real girlfriend and I met up with my best friend, Russ. He knew where the Party was and Nancy wanted to ride there on the back of his Harley. It was the first time they met.
I followed them to the party at a trailer park(yes, a trailer park) way out in the sticks. When I got there Nancy was already inside, Russ tells me the b i t c h made a pass at him, grabbing his crotch on the way. Says he told her to f-off. We go inside and the dude throwing the party had picked up Flirting With The Devil on his way home that day, the 1st day it was released. So anyways, that is all he is playing, over and over again, all eve.
He was out of ice, out of 7-up but had plenty of Seagrams VO Wiskey. After the Wiskey starts to taste real good, I spot Nancy, grab her by the arm and get her out to the Truck. We were sitting on the tail gate and she started to tell me it was over. I remember calling her a slut and ect, she started walking away. I looked down, saw she forgot her purse and drilled her in the back with it from about 5 yards away. It almost knocked her down and as she turned around I told her "You forgot your purse, bitch"
Ah, the memories. I knew a little 'bout it before I met Nancy. She had taught me a litttle more.
Molly Hatchet made me ill for many years after that nite. Today they sounded pretty good! ~mT:thank you:
 
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barnyard

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"Too Drunk To Fuck"

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
 
1979. Fifteen years old, skipped the second half of the school-day with 3 other friends, including a girl that 'disappeared' one year, never to return. Dropped acid and drove around listening to music and having a laugh.

I was the only one of the four to graduate from high school.

Unquestionably one of the best days of my life.
 

Runt

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I was a sociable fellow when young (not a grumpy old fart that I turned in to) but I always appreciated buying a few bears and heading for the beach alone. Still do.
 
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noyd666

years and years on the road with a top gang fruit picking, some nice times here, rough is best.
 

Midnite Toker

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:biggrin:I got stoned and forgot all about this thread!

More memories.....I was 16, maybe 17 at a party at my older sisters apartment. I remember the cat was in heat so she tried to stash it in the bedroom. All night long people would go in there for various reasons. As soon as the door opened the cat would run into the middle of the room, stick its ass way in the air, and howl. Ish.

Anyway, everyone is kinda lined along the walls all the way around, maybe 25-30 people. At least 5 j's are passing around along with several pipes. I was eyeing an extremly hot young lady directly across from me. Damn, she was eyeing me too! So I'm sparking a pipe I just filled when I look up she is running across the room to me! At the same time I realize my head is hot! My hair is on fire! :hotbounce


So, now the apartment smells worse than that cat's box and my hair is fucked! My rescuer says were gonna get out of here and takes me to her apartment. She set me up on a chair and cut my hair real short! Best haircut of my life. Then we put out another fire that was building!

Damn, the 70's were great! Halter tops, short shorts! :tiphat:~mT
 

nukklehead

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been there...
Flirtin with disaster came to your mind...Molly Hatchett..

But..... Im just a satisfied man came to mine.. !!!!
the good ole days...:biggrin:
 
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