Favourite stoner quotes..........

[mrgrowmez]

Okay the episode of simpsons where Homer smokes medicinal marijuana just finished and it was packed full of great stoner lines!!! this is probably my favourite episode, and it has this rocking quote from otto -
"they call em fingers, but I never see em fing......ooh there they go..."
or Dr.Hibert's -
"......for you the best tonic is chronic"

got me thinking whats your favourite stoner movie/show line or "quote"??

 

[o.gkushowns]

Yea the finger one was hilarious lol. I like it on 70's show when Hyde quits toking and his freinds do an intervention to make him start again and he's like "I can start whenever I want!". You know cuz in interventions people are normally like I can stop whenever I want.
peace

 

[pieceofmyheart]

hey man....how am I driving?

I think we're parked man........


(cheech and chong)

 

[mrgrowmez]

hahahah yea i love that POMH, and when he starts freakin out and the cop comes and knocks on the window.....

 

[pieceofmyheart]

"what is this shit, man?"

"mostly maui-waui man, yeah but it's got some labrador in it too"

"what's labrador?"

"Man...it's dog shit man, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little mf ate it. It really blew the dog's mind man."

"You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?"



who doesn't crack up over Cheech and Chong??????

 

[fr33th3w33d]

Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

later on.

Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought me some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer?
Dante: Woah, Your right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that shit

grandmas boy. fucking funniest hour and a half of my life.

 

[Guest]

one of my favorite lines in from detroit rock city.
when trip approaches the scalper and the scalper asks him if he wants to buy a ticket.
then trip says "im gonna go beat the ticket outta some little kid"
and the scalper says" yeah, whatever reeferhead"
but with the scalpers accent it sounds like "reffahead"
i always laugh my ass off when i see that

 

[Guest]

"All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fiiiine."--Spicoli

Seed

 

[Tarkus]

"Look inside yourself, and if you don't see what you want,
Maybe sometimes then you don't,
But leave your mind alone and just get high."

The Allman Brothers Band, Ain't Wastin' Time No More
from the album Eat a Peach

 

[BeAn]

Cheech n Chong are too funny!!

"Grab a bag full of tops...just watch out for the cops...<somthing somthing somthing>...at McDoobiiieeeesssss" cant remember most of the words but its a stupid, funny song.

 

[diggle]

Hey open up, it's Dave....

Dave's not here man....

 

[BeAn]

^^^LOL!!

 

[killa-bud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkoq9WEYAV0 not a quote but lmao

when chong's says,its like the same thing only diffrent,lol

then when he was like,beaners gonna eat beans...pause....yea, lmao i alwasy crack up,

beaners gonna kick you in the face!

 

[Tarkus]

Take Spanish and get a B. Man, that classic.

"Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin'. Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river."
Of course...Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

later on.

Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought me some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer?
Dante: Woah, Your right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that shit

grandmas boy. fucking funniest hour and a half of my life.

that movie is fucking hilarous. I watched it for the first time a week or so ago by accident. i clicked on the channel and watched a minute or so of it and was hooked. I was late to meet my girl that night cuz i wanted to finish it.Good pull






Nevermind

 

[Wacky Tobacky]

"what is this shit, man?"

"mostly maui-waui man, yeah but it's got some labrador in it too"

"what's labrador?"

"Man...it's dog shit man, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little mf ate it. It really blew the dog's mind man."

"You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?"



who doesn't crack up over Cheech and Chong??????

lol ya heres a link to the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caJ7QxeZzFc&mode=related&search=

 

[mrgrowmez]

Just downloaded it hopefully watch it tonight or tomorrow.....

Hey open up, it's Dave....

Dave's not here man....

LMAO

 

[Guest]

"tied stick?" "yeah, you know, that stuff that's tied to a stick"

too funny

 

[DrLongbottom]

"Well the world needs ditch diggers too."---Judge Smails Caddyshack