Earwax smoke report

[Sauron The Blue]

Potent Concentrate! Everyone who sees it is asking about it. I really enjoyed the stuff and will pickup some of it next time I am down there.

For the price it is much more of a value than some top shelf chronic, if you can find some GOOD top shelf it would rival the value of this. It is a real eyelid closer for most who hit it.

Tastes pretty clean and smooth without having much harshness to it at all, I like the fact that a pipe,screen and a g of this could last someone a weekend and is highly portable. The smell of it is really unique, like a cleaning product or a faint trainwreck with some sweetness to it, reminds me of the cleaner, it just smells like its gonna get ya high.

 

[Sauron The Blue]

Variety/Cultivar name: Third Eye Earwax

Breeder: Unknown
Lineage if known: Third Eye
Vendor: NNCC Dispensary in Reseda Ca
Price: $55/g

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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: 10
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: Doesnt get any better than this.. I mean the stuff looks insane. Look at it.. I checked it under the loupe and wish I could get a pic for ya. Usually with butane extracts and the like they have runny streaky stuff that is sometimes molted dark and brown colors. This has none of that. This is just large white gland-shaped..goo?

2. Visible Trichomes: 10
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: I dont see anything else in there, even under the loupe that doesnt look like a perfectly rounded trichome heads.

3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.

Clear: 0%
Cloudy: 100%
Amber: 0%
Dark: 0%


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown:
Green:
Gold: 8 beautiful honey gold color with a bit of yellow.
Blue:
Grey:
White:
Red:
Rust:
Orange:
Purple:
Black:


5. Bud density: N/A
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Comment: When it is cold the stuff is like pliable plastic, when it is hot, its sticky like honey.

6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.

Ammonia [] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Lemon [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/Fuel [1]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine-sol [5]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ]] Menthol [2] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [2]
Citrus [] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


7. Aroma: 9
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: Reminds me of jacks cleaner, just has a sickening sweet smell to it, some say this smells like soap but Ive never smelled soap like this nor would I want to bathe with it!

8. Seed content: N/A
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc): PHX bong
Vaporizer (enter the brand name):
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass):
Joint (enter brand of papers):
Other (specify):


2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a
nine indicates a very pronounced presence.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [4] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [2] Spice []
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


3. Taste: 7
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: Not a bad taste at all, burns very fast and easy.


4. State of dryness: N/A
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
comment:


5. smoke ability: 7
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: Burns very smooth, im surprised at how soft it is on the lungs and the throat, I feel I could smoke it out of a standard pipe if I was in a pinch, and it would be way more effective than smoking 4 pipe bowls.


6. Smoke expansion: 6
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment: Little irritation, heavy smoke though, a few others really quagged off it and got a good coughing fit going.


1. __[2 hits / .1g max ]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: First hit is like a hammer to your head, immediatly overwhelms you, and before you can go wow that was strong, it is starting alll over from the top of your head down. Easy stuff to get whiteout if ya stand up too fast after smoking. Second bowl can make ya sweaty! Eventually it overpowers most smokers and they fall asleep, if I smoke two good size hits im alright for a nap, if have one its a good session ender when other meds arent cutting it..

2. __[2]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
comment: Creeps as it goes, but the second you smoke it you can feel it workin.

3. __[6]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
comment: only in the beginning does it have the overpowering effects of a strong sat, then it is all indy after that for me.


4. __[9]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.


5. __[9.5]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[1.5 hours]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.


7. __[3]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up
Day - work [ ]
Evening - relax [8]
Night - sleep [9]


9. __[9.5]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head


11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

Yes [ ]
No [ ]


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[6__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[6]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[10]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[8]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception



FINAL COMMENTS:
Potent Concentrate! Everyone who sees it is asking about it. I really enjoyed the stuff and will pickup some of it next time I am down there.

For the price it is much more of a value than some top shelf chronic, if you can find some GOOD top shelf it would rival the value of this. It is a real eyelid closer for most who hit it.

Tastes pretty clean and smooth without having much harshness to it at all, I like the fact that a pipe,screen and a g of this could last someone a weekend and is highly portable. The smell of it is really unique, like a cleaning product or a faint trainwreck with some sweetness to it, reminds me of the cleaner, it just smells like its gonna get ya high.

 

[view2athrill]

Wow!

Wow!

They actually sell something by that name?! Careful! I had my ears candled when I lived in Cali....could be recycling at its er, worst?

Great rating guide, though, very thoughtful. Smoke on!

 

[ixnay007]

How is that stuff extracted?

Dry skuff, Ice water, Iso quick wash?

If it's just trichome heads, I'd kinda rule out solvents (they tend to make oils), but then I've never seen kif or hash that looked like that...

 

[bubbafisher]

looks like bho to me

 

[Sauron The Blue]

i believe if you whip oil for 5 mins or so with a needle you get stuff like this. incorporating air into the oil makes it more brittle and easier to handle.

-stb

 

[Woody Creek]

actually sauron it hardens as it cures. If it had fully cured it would look like the clear oil in my gallery. The cleaning product you smell is gas. When fully cured oil should smell like the essence of the cannabis it came from.

 

[Indica_Dreamer]

Nice Report

 

[420cali]

is darker or lighter earwax better?

 

[Sauron The Blue]

Woody, yeah when you leave it out a while regular oil will harden a bit and be more pliable, but when you whip it with air when its fresh it makes it brittle, there are some parts of the earwax that are like carmel in consistency and some that are crunchy like peanut brittle.

There used to be a guy by the name of Krunch bubble, who sold/produced crunch bubble. Anyone who has picked that up at a club will know what im talkin about. It was a white crunchy flake powder, looked like other illegal drugs. He used a different solvent, i think hexane or something, it took a good bit of lab equipment and some intermediate chemistry knowledge to complete the extraction, two things im lacking at the moment.

Indica, thanks! glad you found it worth the time to read.

420, it may be strain dependent, but I would wager the blonder it is the more likely it will be of higher quality??

 

[bubbafisher]

i tihnk that this just need to be purged more as stated..............


but imo id smoke it

 

[TriCrystalz]

Mmmm..I wish my earwax looked and tasted like that
Good report!

 

[ibtokin]

the drier the wax is the better. when wax is all wet and gooey like that it tends to have more impurities and butane left in it. with all the popping and fizzling, it looks like the 4th of july when you light up a bowl of it.
not the best batch of wax ive seen from those guys. when its purged longer it gets more powdery and they call it fairy dust. that fairy dust is where its at...

 

[The Magic House]

Nice report