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dumbest thing you have done lately?

armedoldhippy

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pulled a good one this morning. our anniversary is coming up, so i went to the credit union to move some money into checking. standing there talking to the lady helping me, i get this strange feeling that i was being watched. look around, there is their security guard burning holes in me with his eyes. "huh" says I. wonder what he's pissed about. then, a city cop walks in on the other side of me. "hmmm" says i to self. WTF? as i'm about to leave, it hits me. i had forgotten to take my S&W out of my pants pocket while out in my vehicle! damn thing is so light (why i bought that model) that i had forgotten it was there. as i turned around, ANOTHER city LEO comes in, looking at me. as i got to my truck, they were all at the door watching me leave. no sign at door forbidding firearms, but pretty sure they don't like them. good thing i know damn near all of them in that branch...i guess they knew i was just old & forgetful, lol...while it IS light, it still prints as an obvious pistol through the cloth.
 

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
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armedoldhippy I don't have any guns here in Boston. You're very privelaged man...carrying a pistol around. Good for you man. Here id get like 2 years in jail for possessing a gun. In NY in the Adirondacks I got to shoot my uncle's stuff...handful of revolvers, .357, .50 Cal...lots of recoil. I want a bb gun. Hey the cops showed up at my place before because my neighbor saw me playing with a bb gun and the cops showed up with m16s. Shit is whack man. Freeeeedddddom! ☹️
 

Amynamous

Active member
armedoldhippy
​​​​​​​Too bad one of the cops didn’t ask you if that was a gun in your pocket. You could have responded, Nope, I’m just happy to see you. haha
 

big315smooth

mama tried
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ran my fingers through the keif brush all stoned out staring at the crystal coated tips and flung a meteor shower of trichomes into my eye what a fucking nightmare instant fire only other time it was worse than that was when a shard of shatter flew into eye both times bad way worse than finger eye touch
 

BadTicket

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I bought a Hannah Montana plug n play guitar game.
So now I have two.
 

armedoldhippy

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ran my fingers through the keif brush all stoned out staring at the crystal coated tips and flung a meteor shower of trichomes into my eye what a fucking nightmare instant fire only other time it was worse than that was when a shard of shatter flew into eye both times bad way worse than finger eye touch

i have to ask...did you get high from that? or was the pain your only reward? wow...
 

armedoldhippy

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armedoldhippy I don't have any guns here in Boston. You're very privelaged man...carrying a pistol around. Good for you man. Here id get like 2 years in jail for possessing a gun. In NY in the Adirondacks I got to shoot my uncle's stuff...handful of revolvers, .357, .50 Cal...lots of recoil. I want a bb gun. Hey the cops showed up at my place before because my neighbor saw me playing with a bb gun and the cops showed up with m16s. Shit is whack man. Freeeeedddddom! ☹️

i've read my whole life how bad the laws are in Massachusetts. i guess there are benefits to living among "gun-toting gap-toothed cousin-fucking god-damned rednecks" as i have heard Tennesseans described before. asshole left out making moonshine and a whole bunch of other neat shit about us, lol...
 

armedoldhippy

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mentioning gun-toting rednecks reminded me of something a close friend witnessed in a grocery store in Harlan County, Kentucky. (you might have heard of the place) he was in a checkout line when a little ol' lady in an adjacent line pulled out a pistol & shot another in the foot for cutting line to check out....nothing more vicious than an old woman in a hurry...
 

Capt.Ahab

Feeding the ducks with a bun.
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armedoldhippy I don't have any guns here in Boston. You're very privelaged man...carrying a pistol around. Good for you man. Here id get like 2 years in jail for possessing a gun. In NY in the Adirondacks I got to shoot my uncle's stuff...handful of revolvers, .357, .50 Cal...lots of recoil. I want a bb gun. Hey the cops showed up at my place before because my neighbor saw me playing with a bb gun and the cops showed up with m16s. Shit is whack man. Freeeeedddddom! ☹️

That's Boston for ya'.
I live in Ma. and have no problems carrying . Neither does Mrs. Ahab. . That's not to say the whole state doesn't have onerous gun laws and the licensing to carry concealed isn't difficult to navigate but it varies from town to town. Ma. is a MAY issue state , not a SHALL issue. Getting a license is up to the whim of the police chief of each town or city. Most police chiefs in the metro areas are anti gun so good luck getting a license in those places.
 

Capt.Ahab

Feeding the ducks with a bun.
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Anyhow. The dumbest thing I have done lately was cutting a hole in my living room ceiling to get at a leak in an upstairs bathtub, thinking the drain was leaking. . After i did that the first thing I did was remove the mixing valve and replace it ...... No more leak.
I didn't have to cut a hole in the ceiling after all.
 

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
Veteran
That's Boston for ya'.
I live in Ma. and have no problems carrying . Neither does Mrs. Ahab. . That's not to say the whole state doesn't have onerous gun laws and the licensing to carry concealed isn't difficult to navigate but it varies from town to town. Ma. is a MAY issue state , not a SHALL issue. Getting a license is up to the whim of the police chief of each town or city. Most police chiefs in the metro areas are anti gun so good luck getting a license in those places.

Yeah it's pretty bad man...to get a shotgun I need to get an FID card!!!!! For pepper spray - an FID card!!! And a class! State is pretty backwards at least here in the Boston area. At least we have legal weed Ahab! Have a good weekend man! Shoot some off at the range for me man!
 
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