Drug testing go to hell

[George Hayduke]

Okay I'm about to rant/ask for some advice.

I am so sick of employers thinking they have a right to violate my right to privacy by drug testing. I've been out of work for a couple weeks and I hate it. I finally found a job I like to find out they drug test. I've only had a days notice so its not even worth trying to detox. I have about 24 hrs. before I have to take it. The test is with LabCorp. Am I absoutely ****ed or is there still a way to pass?

This is also my first drug test so I don't know what to expect. Say I was able to smuggle some clean piss in do they search you before the test? Anything like that that?

 

[genkisan]

Never could I live in a country where piss-testing for regular jobs was legal and the norm.


NEVER!

 

[Space Ghost]

get some clean piss and hand warmers /w thermometer, they do make you empty your pockets so crotch everything


also, there have been countless threads on this subject so next time search before you post.

 

[Guest]

This is how I did it before.Have someone clean piss in a condom in the parking lot right before you go in and put it down your drawers until your in the stall.Open the bottle and pour it in,they only observe in parole/probation conditions,not job quests.The only problem with this is temperature but it stays pretty warm snuggled against the nads

 

[George Hayduke]

get some clean piss and hand warmers /w thermometer, they do make you empty your pockets so crotch everything


also, there have been countless threads on this subject so next time search before you post.

Aye I am aware... however I don't want to search through 100's of drug testing posts when I can make a thread and my questions will be answered quickly nor did i find any of the posts helpful when i did search. im trying to find out about labcorp. i did a search and found no valiable information on the company. thanks though.

 

[George Hayduke]

This is how I did it before.Have someone clean piss in a condom in the parking lot right before you go in and put it down your drawers until your in the stall.Open the bottle and pour it in,they only observe in parole/probation conditions,not job quests.The only problem with this is temperature but it stays pretty warm snuggled against the nads

Yeah... problem #1

Where do you get clean piss when all your friends are no good pothead stoners... and your friends who don't smoke, would never even think about pissing into a condom for me.. ya' know???

I guess I could find an NA meeting tonight... and just wait for some guys who's been clean for 10 years to take a piss and just follow him in after. haha... how absurd.

 

[George Hayduke]

Never could I live in a country where piss-testing for regular jobs was legal and the norm.


NEVER!

I guess I could move but its not really my choice... I mean if my parents could of ****ed in amsterdam and had me there, I would of loved it but they had me in the deep south and I stayed.

 

[gruvygreen]

You know, there are places now that not only drug test, but also will terminate, or not hire you for smoking cigarettes. The company that makes Miracle Grow stuff is one of them.

My experience with Labcorp has also been that you're asked to empty your pockets. Nobody observed at all though. The sample bottle I was given had a thermometer sticker on it. Also I'd drank quite a bit of coffee the first time I went, and my urine was clear, and I had to return to piss again.

Then I went out to my car, fired up a joint, and drove to my second interview. Been working here 10 years, get high every day, and haven't had a piss test since.

The only time I've even come close to having to take another urinalysis, was when I sutured a small surgical instrument in an appendectomy patient, and they started hemoraging in the recovery area.

nah not really ...just BSing. It was actually a pretty big surgical instrument. (LOL)

 

[420inprogress]

Okay I'm about to rant/ask for some advice.

I am so sick of employers thinking they have a right to violate my right to privacy by drug testing. I've been out of work for a couple weeks and I hate it. I finally found a job I like to find out they drug test. I've only had a days notice so its not even worth trying to detox. I have about 24 hrs. before I have to take it. The test is with LabCorp. Am I absoutely ****ed or is there still a way to pass?

This is also my first drug test so I don't know what to expect. Say I was able to smuggle some clean piss in do they search you before the test? Anything like that that?

It depends on the testing program your company uses.

They could be cheap and simply use a quick test-type service or use a more comprehensive service.

Pray for the former. Good luck man!

 

[Guest]

do your own piss test...when they give you the sample bottle throw it back at them and yell catch...when you get through pissing all over the floor tell them you have to go to the water fountain real quick and you will be rite back and we can try again

 

[th3gr33ncur3]

yea its gettin alittle crazy in america with the drug testing, riding invasion of privacy

 

[marx2k]

I've only been tested once. I passed since I wasn't smoking at the time but when I got the report back (or I got a copy of the pink sheet of the lab document or something) I looked to see what tests they ran and it turned out only to be for meth, coke and heroin. There are codes on the test you can use to look up via google what they refer to.

So even though a lot of places test, it doesn't mean they all test for the same thing. Not sure why that is, but I am guessing cost to test for everything vs specific things.

 

[Kizzattack]

I'd say to test for meth, cocaine and heroin is fair, but it's a bit over the top testing everyone for weed.

 

[Verite]

Yeah... problem #1

Where do you get clean piss when all your friends are no good pothead stoners... and your friends who don't smoke, would never even think about pissing into a condom for me.. ya' know???

I guess I could find an NA meeting tonight... and just wait for some guys who's been clean for 10 years to take a piss and just follow him in after. haha... how absurd.

The search engine would also have found you the answer to this too.

privacypro.com

They'll even fed-ex clean piss to you overnight.

 

[George Hayduke]

The search engine would also have found you the answer to this too.

privacypro.com

They'll even fed-ex clean piss to you overnight.

wouldn't work since i was scheduled to take the drug test at a certain time. i can't just sit around and wait for a package... even if it is overnighted, and how likely would it be that it gets there before i had to take the test considering it was in the morning.
needless to say, i slept in and didn't take it at all. i thought about it and im not going to work for anyone who drug tests me. its a bullshit invasion of my privacy. sure, money will be real tight but ill make it until my next job.

I'd say to test for meth, cocaine and heroin is fair, but it's a bit over the top testing everyone for weed.

hell no, they shouldn't be able to drug test at all. if they can find reasons to test for one drug then they can certainly find a reason for pot. its an invasion to our privacy and it should not be going on. i'm sick of employers and the government thinking they can get away with this shit too.
i feel like i live in a geroge orwell book... hrm, yeah what was it called. 1984.

 

[Verite]

Oh well, you could have just as easily postponed the test a day or two until the package arrived. Ive never seen someone canned because they rescheduled the test. Shit happens or in this case piss.

 

[George Hayduke]

Well the problem is they wanted to have me ready to go by Monday to work. With Thanksgiving coming up today was the only day I could do it. Thanks for the advice though.

 

[Guest]

dude why would you want to order that shit in the mail when you can just go down to your local smoke shop and buy a bottle of quick fix? it's basically the same thing, just synthetic urine that you heat up, crotch it, and then pour it in when you take the test. I don't know why every stoner in the world doesn't already know about this. i never even worry about getting drug tested when i search for a new job, cuz it's soo damn easy to pass with this stuff. the last 2 jobs that i've worked at drug tested me, and both times i took the test stoned as hell and didn't have any problems.

drug tests are nothing to worry about, man

 

[George Hayduke]

not all headshops carry that kind of stuff. believe me i asked about it before... plus the nearest headshop isn't all that near. if i lived in the city... no problem but i don't so it is.

 

[Verite]

Why do think quick fix is at version 4.0? Cause 1-3 were discovered in tests.

Also the reason you wont find real piss 4.0