drug test

[dutchmasters420]

i have to take a drug test tommrow to get a job, of course im not gonna pass so Im gonna get soem clean piss. the problem is, how should i go about doing it? im thinking about keeping the piss in hot water to keep it warm then maybe put a handwarmer or something or make sure its just warm and keep it in my pocket and just pour it in the cup. The thing says im gonna have strict privacy, so keeping it in my pocket shouldnt be a problem. how should i go about keeping it warm/making sure they dont know?

 

[Laxpunker]

If you have strict privacy odds are good they'll have you empty out your pockets first...might want to think about putting it in a condom and taping it to your leg.

 

[dutchmasters420]

ok so ill put it by my balls, but how should i keep it warm? getting clean urine and getting in the room is no problem, i just need it the right temperature.

 

[Guest]

Why not go buy the synthetic urine at your local shop.. I have 3 of them for anything that pops up...dam layoffs

 

[dutchmasters420]

ya but i have perfectly clean urine at my disposal i just need to find a way to make sure its the right temperature.

 

[Guest]

You can try taping to your leg/groin but they will take the temp of urine sample and if cold it is a failled test.. The syn. urine kit comes with a warming pouch that keeps it at the right temp for like 4 or more hours..

 

[DJ EtrIp]

ok... Dont quote me but I have a friend (20) who got a job for the state of florida and passed her drug test... shes been smoking since she was 12 so you can say shes a habbitual smoker... She took 1500 Mg. of Niacin, (which I belive is some sort of vitamin contained in almost every de-tox treatments) and passed.... now I know for a fact that niacin speeds up a persons metabolism so you can burn toxins in your body quicker, but then agin not everyones the same... An unknow factor would be her actual metabolism. Maybe its higher the most? lol... Auno, thats what she told me, and hey, she got the job...

 

[Guest]

lets see if this helps you

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=34036&highlight=piss+microwave

 

[Guest]

wear tight underwear, whatever it takes to keep it tight against your nuts, use a hand warmer pack rubberbanded to the bottle of piss, make sure theres at least 2 ounces of piss, thats usually the minimum amt of liquid they require, the heat pad should keep 2oz of piss around 100 degrees for around 6-8 hours, if the piss is not warm ruight off the bat, microwave it for 10 seconds..no more

grab a aquarium temp strip also and stick it opn the bottle..

best of luck, i have to do this a few times a year for work, i use synthetic piss though, just bc i have no access to clean piss

 

[Guest]

Go get one of those handwarmer's they sell at wally's for hunting.You know the ones ya gotta break and they get toasty,tape it under your leg with the condom of clean,or stuff a sock with both of them for visual appeall!!!in my mind the warmer would keep it rite around the proper temp,hopefully!

 

[dutchmasters420]

im gonna stop at this outdoor store right by the place and buy a handwarmer and rubberband it to the bottle? ill def be able 2 sneak it in im just worried about the temp. lets say i have my bro piss right b4 i go in ( like outside the place) and throw a heat pad on it just to keep it warm while i bring it into the place and till i actually get it in the cup, will it be good?

 

[Guest]

:wink:, at this point its worth a shot anyways.luck

 

[Guest]

yeah, that sounds like a good plan to me

 

[dutchmasters420]

do you guys think the handwarmer might make it to hot?

 

[DJ EtrIp]

Good luck with that, but since its for a job... do you think when its time for the tes, there would be a persone keeping an eye on you...?? Only time ive ever taken a drug test was because my probation... And it just aint cool to have a dude looking over your shoulder sort of speak(no, not at my penis LOL)

 

[Guest]

no, the handwarmers on average keep a tempature of just around 100 degrees, thats what comes with synthetic urine, those heat packs

and dj etrip, most job drug screens are not monitored, thats only for probation (98% of the time)

 

[dutchmasters420]

alright so i got my plan, now should i use a like a little childrens tylanol bottle or a condom? and how many handwarmers 1 or 2?

 

[Guest]

id run to walmart and get a travel shampoo bottle, those tylenol bottles for babies i dont think are quite 2 liquid ounces in size, whatever you use, just make sure you can pour 2.5 ounces of piss in it, and just use 1 heatpad, 2 would make it too warm

i dunno about condoms, some people use them, but IMO that would be potentially a big mess , you might lok for something with a flip top, for easy, quick opening access

gotta go get ready for work now, good luck w the test