drug test tomorrow, clean for 3weeks

[TexasSized]

I know there are a ton of these type of threads but I wanted to explain my situation and see what you guys think.

I have a drug test tomorrow for probation. Yes I know I'm stupid for smoking while on probation, I know. Now tomorrow it will be 3 weeks maybe a day or 2 more but let's just say 3 weeks since I have smoked. I smoked for about 5-7 days everyday probably twice a day of some mids bud. I have a VERY high metabolism, 5' 10" 145 lbs tops. I bought some home drug tests and took the first one 2 weeks after my last smoke and passed it, another 1 couple days later and same result and finally another one this Monday and again I passed. I had my girl take one because she smokes and I wanted to see if they were duds, she failed.

I'm not sure if they send them off to the lab everytime or just use a dipstick like the one I passed. I know they put the urine in a bag and into a refridgerator right after I take it. Just wanting some more ease of mind. I'm not that worried if they're going to use the dip test since I've passed 3 already. More worried about if they send it to the lab if they will find any traces since I assume they have better methods of testing.

Any comments and/or advice is much appreciated.

 

[Bullfrog44]

If, and only if, you have a fast metabolism like you say, you should be good. Especially after taking the home tests and passing. Don't exercise the day of the test. THC is stored in fat cells and if you burn those cells it can release trace amounts of THC into your urine. Other than that your should be good.

If it were me I would find a "sure bet" like synthetic urine, or something.

 

[McGuyver'sDick]

Govt. agency probably uses the cheapest test available. I was tested once with these tests that had like five or six strips that were for different substances. I popped for meth? never done it in my life and wasnt using and meds period. I think this was a trial product because I never saw it again. They got predictable and started testing my every other month for two years. I got comfortable with this and would smoke for a day or two after every test and then have two months to clean out. Good luck anyway.

 

[TexasSized]

Thanks for the quick response, I appreciate it a ton!

Guess I should've mentioned that substitute urine is not possible nor do I even know if I could get by with a wizinator type device. Reason being is the officer comes in the bathroom with me and stands about 3 feet behind me AND there is a big mirror right above the toilet so they can stare right at my package talk about invasion of privacy... good news is I talked to my attorney today about getting off early and he said if my officer wont opose the motion then he will go through with the motion, for a fee of $1000 which imo is well worth it to have my freedom back and to live in peace.

 

[TexasSized]

Yea I had quit but he didn't test me for the2nd month in a row. I went a little overboard with smoking for too many days but I had researched and its all about your metabolism, and I have probably the highest metabolism of anybody I know. I eat like a pig but have stayed at between 135-145 for probably 7-10 years. One thing I got in my favor and is probably one of the reasons he didn't test me 2 months in a row, other than trying to get tricky, is I'm VERY pee shy. I have a very hard time pissing while someone is watching or even if I think they are watching. Can't piss in urinals unless I'm sloppy drunk. It takes me a long time to piss considering the circumstances with him being right behind me and the mirror right above me, and he strikes me as the pedophile type LOL.

Anyways thanks for the replies

 

[Classy@Home]

I could sell you my urine - clear as a newborn Mormon...

But as soon as my mail order shows - this pee will blow up a friggin' testing machine...

 

[Phillthy]

go to the pharmacy and buy a home test.

 

[FullyMeltedDome]

I hear diff times from everyone,but who knows.Im 250 6 '2.I smoked everyday,everyday from the second i woke up,until 20mins before bed.I smoked nothing but the best imo.I would smoke probably 12/15 fatass joints a day.Alot of the time joints with oil,kif and hash all in the same joint with some FFA,ECSD,Chem etc etc.Anyway,i smoked a min of around a 1/4 ounce a day and im a big guy.When i got snitched on ,i was on bail waiting to go to Prison.They made me(and everyone thats on Federal PO) call in every single night,Even Weekends and Holidays to see if i had to go in the next day for a Pee Test.So i had to go the Very first day that i was out on Bail.They test you,and send it to the Lab so they can get a number as to how much THC you have in your system so that the next time they test you,that number better have went down and be lower than the last time.So,everyone says 30 days etc etc.Im a heavy duty,smoker of fine ganja and im also a biga$$ dude imo.Well after 23 Days,i got called in,and i was clean as a whistle.But in my everyday life,i consume a boatload of spring water and piss alot so that might have helped,but either way i was good to go.So that 30 day thing,imo,is not right on the money for everyone.But i will tell ya,if yer crazy worried,drink a full Gal of water right before you go in,take a Mens multi vitamen AFTER you drink the entire Gallon,and try to Pee,minimum 6 times before going in .With 3 weeks clean,i would say 100% your going to be fine after drinking.If you pass with the dipstick,they dont send it to the Lab,they only send to the Lab if you fail..Good luck,and from one H3ad to another,dont do it again.Freedom is too beautiful a thing, as is your Family.So do what i am doing and wait it out.If ya gotta grow,by all means do that,but dont even take another hit until your yer own man again..

 

[fungzyme]

If you've been testing clean for a week now you should be fine. About the only things you can do to make sure you're good to go tomorrow is to keep your self hydrated so your urine is not very concentrated - don't go overboard and overhydrate or you'll come up with a dilute sample, but drink enough so your urine is a very faint yellow color. And if you have to test first thing in the morning, get up early and get some fluids in you so that you pee at least a few times before getting tested - your urine is most concentrated first thing in the morning. Good luck.

 

[Sam the Caveman]

eat lots of carbs tonight and in the morning, pasta, rice, chips, bread, etc...

this way, you body has a constant source of carbs to use and will have no need to burn fat.

the thc is stored in your fat.

 

[TexasSized]

Thanks alot guys once again for all the replies.

I've been drinking water all day and had spaghetti with bread for dinner. I'm hoping I'm good to go! Like I said I passed the first drug test 2 weeks after smoking my last joint. It was some cheap drug tests I got online, 5 for almost $10. I had my girl take one to make sure they were legit though and I have passed all 3 that I have took so far, fingers crossed. He hasn't tested me in 2-3 months so I'm figuring he will do it this time for sure but we will see.

 

[Max Yields]

I think you'll be alright. Just don't excercise the day of, and keep drinking lots of water. Carbs sound good to.

 

[AOD2012]

I guess I am the only asshole iwith a pending court case who doesnt actually smoke? Not trying to rip, but every body I talk to who is on probation smokes, and goes through this crazy routine everytime the need to get piss tested.

aod

 

[TexasSized]

all the worry and he didn't test me! Thanks for the support though guys! AOD I haven't been smoking but smoked this past month, its not worth it imo

 

[johnipedestran]

good for you

day of greatest freedom feeling for your life will be the day you are off probation.....

peace
jip

 

[SunshineDreams]

I guess I am the only asshole iwith a pending court case who doesnt actually smoke? Not trying to rip, but every body I talk to who is on probation smokes, and goes through this crazy routine everytime the need to get piss tested.

aod

You're not the only one man. I haven't smoked in 5 months due to court and the resulting probation. Its not worth it at all imo. I'd fucking love to smoke but I know if I just wait it out, it will be worth it. Plus I'd like to prove to myself that I have the self control when it gets down to it. I had a friend that voluntarily quit for 2 years and told me that he did it just to prove to himself that he could go without it and now, if he needs to, he has no problem not smoking.

 

[riperoo]

Awesome man congrats !!