Drug Test In 16 Days ?

[Buddaluva]

Im an everyday smoker and just got a new job but i gotta pass a drug test first

He was gonna test me today but i told him straight up that i could not pass it so he is giving me till the 26 to get clean

Is 16 days enough time to have my system clean ? im 5`11 and 213 lbs , but not on the fatter side just stocky

if i just drink water from now on until then should i be ok ?

thanks in advance fellas

 

[resinryder]

Look into the Maximum Strength PURE DTX. It's a detox drink that works if you follow the instructions that are provided. I have a friend here that uses it and has never once failed a drug test. The guy that invented it, he used to work for another well know company but found a better formula that works, tested it on 81 students at the University of AZ I think it was, some time back. All had smoked the day of or the day before the test. 79 out of 81 passed.
Keep in mind that some states do not allow these type of drinks shipped into their state.
check it here---http://www.puredtx.com/

 

[Hydrosun]

Real deal is start the cardio 8 - 12 miles a day. Get on to drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice. In fact I bet if you went NOTHING but water and cranberry juice for a week you'd clear the home test (buy a bunch of home tests and check yourself every third day or so).

Make sure the piss you give them is the 3rd piss of the day. The first piss after you have slept for 8 hours is the strongest.

Also when you piss put the 1st third of the piss in the bowl and then the rest into the sample cup.

Do this combined with what RR says and you'll be 81/81 not one of the two who got fucked.

 

[Budweiser13]

Or the easiest way just get you some fake pee and guess what you do not even need to stop smoking Google it...

 

[resinryder]

Or the easiest way just get you some fake pee and guess what you do not even need to stop smoking Google it...

Had a blood test yesterday and had a chance to talk with the woman taking blood about this very thing. They can identify and fail you once the equipment determines you have submitted fake pee. Said they see it all the time.
Fake pee works great if it's nothing more than an on site dip test that shows instant results and is dumped out then and there as long as the temperature is in range, but, if it's a lab run test fake pee will be easy enough to detect.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

What kind of drug test? UA, hair, oral, blood?

Home THC test strips will tell the tale; otherwise, you need to sub. (Quick Fix or virgin piss)

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

As an Ex. Over the road truck driver, I can tell You that the Quick Fix brand of fake PISS worked for Me at least a Dozen times in 5yrs. they claim it has everything except
DNA in it. The Tech that prepares the sample told Me once when She dipped it for the sugar test that my Blood sugars were slightly ealavated, and asked about Family history of Diabetes. Told Me to have My Doc. check further.lol.
I am pretty sure the DOT requires a thurough test.

Peace; 1TT

 

[floralheart]

I think you will probably fail. It basically means you can't smoke until after the test. If you're a chronic smoker, you'll fail. If you can quit now, you might pass, but I doubt it. If you can grow, you're not going to pass. A little pessimistic. I did pass mine smoking 3 days before, but it was some mexican schwag that was barely weed.

 

[Jbomber79]

2 cents here:
Buy the Detox shit RR is talking about, stop smoking today, exercise if possible.

I passed a few months ago.. stopped about 3 weeks before than slipped up 6 days till.. duhhh duhhh dumb I know, anyway drank the detox, did like the instructions say and bam all good. keep in mind I am on the lighter side of body fat percentage and exercise on the reg. best of luck bud. P.s. I tested myself with a home kit 2hrs prior to going in and it was positive. talk about shitting cinder blocks.

 

[floralheart]

I had a very fit body, was 23 years old. Got a job in construction, had a test to pass. Went to a festival weekend party where a bunch of us had a hotel room and a rave weekend. Bought a 1/4 oz. from a kid selling weed on the street. Smoked it all in 2 days that weekend, Friday and Saturday. Matched friends with good weed. Homegrown commercial.

I knew my body like a machine. Took Niacin within a recommended window, drank about a gallon of water prior to the test, but gauged the piss so it wasn't 100% clear and wasn't really colored either. Also gauged the niacin which cheats by 40% in reducing results if taken in the window. 2 tablets. cheap.

Don't piss the niacin away. Gauge it so you piss normal in the appt.

Ate no fatty foods for 48 hours and didn't really eat on the weekend. We went out for Mexican and I probably stuck to the chips and hot sauce.

I passed my test. A friend who went the high dollar route failed his shit. He was the only guy we sold weed to, so he smoked what I smoked with my roommate.

My last smoke was 3-4 weeks before smoking that 1/4 oz. I was a quitter. lol

I got my job. It'll come back inconclusive or too low to indicate, if you're lucky. But I think legit level of THC and you need some of the pro opinions above.

Niacine, dillution, low body fat, all help. Even fasting and purging or cleansing can help to pass a piss test.

 

[floralheart]

You need to drink about 1 gallon of water a day and flush your shit out 48 hours in advance, so you do all your race horse pissing 2 days ahead. Your heavy pissing 4 hours in the window the day of, tapering of to 2 hours of heavy urination, then slowing down for the pissing you'll need for the 1 hour appointment with semi colored piss.

I'd definitely try to stick to drinking lots of water between now and then. the whole 8-12 glasses a day. Up it from 6-8, to at least 8 a day.

Yes, you will master the art of taking a piss. Squirell Master out.

 

[JohnnyATL]

I passed with quickfix 5.7. they sent off the test and everything, you just have to have the right temperature for the cup when you submit it.

 

[Budweiser13]

You need to drink about 1 gallon of water a day and flush your shit out 48 hours in advance, so you do all your race horse pissing 2 days ahead. Your heavy pissing 4 hours in the window the day of, tapering of to 2 hours of heavy urination, then slowing down for the pissing you'll need for the 1 hour appointment with semi colored piss.

I'd definitely try to stick to drinking lots of water between now and then. the whole 8-12 glasses a day. Up it from 6-8, to at least 8 a day.

Yes, you will master the art of taking a piss. Squirell Master out.

It has been said that drinking water will not get the metabolite they are testing for out of your system any faster... It is all based on time number of days from when last smoked how heavy of a smoker you are and your BMI... Fake pee or the detox drink are really your safest bet... try this place www.passitkit.com they have a good formula and you will pass for sure good luck and let us know how it turns out...

 

[RobertPaulson]

I passed a drug test under similar conditions using some different things. I have no idea how scientifically proven they are but they worked for me.

I drank about .75-1 gallon of water a day
I exercised and sat in a hotass garage to sweat it out
Every other day I drank a huge bottle of cranberry juice
Also took a detox kit for good measure

All seems like a bit over kill but I had atleast some reasoning. Water to flush out system. Sweat it out since THC is fat soluble (I doubt this does anything but hey, you get exercise). Cranberry is a diuretic so purge more shit from your bloodstream via piss.

 

[Buddaluva]

Thanks for all the replies fellas

Unfortunately i dont have the extra funds to buy any detox solutions so im just drinking water and cranberry juice off and on threw out the day

I have not smoked since sunday night ( the 8th ) so monday was my first day without smoking , but i have not smoked reg in a long time , iv been smoking on timewreck and querkle

I dont have the cardio to jog miles a day but i can probably make it a mile and thats a slow jog pace lol

I probably can drop a couple of pounds by the 26 but just a couple ( 2 or 3 ) idk really but i dont see why not if i jog a mile each day

Its just an on site piss in the cup test i believe but its an open bathroom and he will be in their so i cant just swap out my piss without being notice so its gonna have to be my piss

All i can do is just try to drop a few pounds between now and then and keep drinking water and cranberry juice and wish for the best

Im just hoping its enough to get out my system in that time frame

 

[RobertPaulson]

Best bet is to just flush out and sweat it out. Maybe sit in a hot garage all day and use Wifi?

 

[poina]

I passed one in 16 days. This was for a pilot job so I assume it was thorough.
Ran my ass off twice a day and drank only water, as much as I could force down.
Don't know about juice, it may help. In my mind, I think it's all about sweating and peeing it out. Wish you luck!

 

[longearedfriend]

I think you can pass if you follow some of the advice posted in this thread.

Good luck

 

[floralheart]

Are you getting hired by the MMA?

 

[Walt Jabsco]

resinryder heard from some chick that they see it all the time.

sorry res she's not telling the truth. the metabolites they are looking for are fat soluble so no amount of running, drinking or anything besides time will help you if you are saturated.

subbing is the only way to go. in a pinch a spike but definitely not recommended. if you use drinks chances are you will get a diluted rejection which is almost as bad as a positive. sure you can retest but now you are under more scrutiny.
bottom line good quality synthetic piss maintained at proper body temp is damn near foolproof. if monitored the fake rubber cranks with the silent pumps are surprisingly convincing. how good are your nerves?HAHAHAHAA