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Don't EVER fuck with a Gurkha......

genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
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Ok....so yer riding a train somewhere in India when 40 armed bandits stop said train and start robbing everyone. Then they strip an 18 year old girl and get ready to rape her.....


What do you do?



Well, if yer a badass hardcore face-stabbing Gurkha like Bishnu Shrestha, you whip out yer khukri and slice off their fookin' nads.....


http://www.badassoftheweek.com/shrestha.html
 

mriko

Green Mujaheed
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LOL, that title made me laugh big time. Haven't read the page yet, but yeah, Gurkhas are definitely not the kind to fuck with, big time warriors ! I like kukri knives, that is one thing I'll buy when I visit Nepal.
Respect !

Irie !
 

bigtopsfinn

Member
...The sight of a real man was too much for those weak-willed thugs, and once they realized that they weren't just beating up schoolchildren and robbing crippled old ladies of their wedding rings and were instead facing a goddamned psychotic Gurkha with balls so gigantic they barely fit through the doorway of the train car, they dropped all their look and ran for it like fucking pussies...
:laughing:
 

Medium Pimpin'

Ask Beavis, I Get Nothing Butt Head
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i'd fight back to back with that man anyday.
you really don't see honor like that anymore these days.
gone are the days of chivalry!
 

ddrew

Active member
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That was a little guy too, look at the pics, a buck twenty soaking wet at best.

He had the heart of a lion though.
 
M

mugenbao

Now these fuckers were going to see what it felt like to get a taste of their own steel-tipped medicine, and it was going to taste like dental-grade pain and a roll of nasty old pennies

Haha, priceless. Never heard of this site before, it's pretty funny :)
 

Stoner4Life

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ICMag Donor
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great find genk.......


wikipedia said:
Former Chief of staff of the Indian Army, Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw once famously said about Gurkhas:
“If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.”


tradition dictates that any time a Gurkha takes out his kukri the blade must draw blood even if he is too nick himself before returning it to its scabbard.


Americas most famous
knife wielding citizen
popeil.jpg





and America's most infamous bladed one
freddy-krueger.jpg




so where have we gone wrong.......​





 

SilverSurfer_OG

Living Organic Soil...
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Awesome indeed!

Amazing how the horrors of war can inspire such brave and fearless leadership. If only xbox brought out the best too... :smoke:

I think i will pass on the experience if poss but hoss...

:smoweed:
 

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