do i qualify?

[subrob]

not 40 yet, got about a year and a half. was wondering if i qualify as an old stoner because: earlier today i was making out a grocery shopping list(which should qualify me automatically!) and i made the decision to purchase and eat more lettuce in my diet, not because i like it, but because i need it to keep my digestive system moving! can i call myself an "old" stoner now?

 

[foaf]

do you have any grey ? do you have to take viagra ? do you have any artificial joints yet ? have you had a colonoscopy ? those are the key questions.

 

[subrob]

lol-got a little gray going in whats left of my hair-which means my beard! havent had to take viagra yet, though im told at my age, while not neccesary, still makes ya a little better! no artificial joints and im really trying to put the whole colonoscopy thing off for awhile. guess i will just hafta settle for almost old!

 

[Haps]

Be happy you are still a kid, the clubhouse ain't that grand, and smells like weed and farts.
H

 

[Refudean]

When you've got hair growing out of your nose and ears,and the young chicks are putting a mister before your name,you are an old stoner!

 

[Guest]

^^^I qualify.Chaco.

 

[bakerman]

Hum,got grey up and down!Have the little trimmer for the ears/nose!Need some young thing to say hey mister to go get viagra!Yes my ass has seen the light!

 

[zeeba amoeba]

Be happy you are still a kid, the clubhouse ain't that grand, and smells like weed and farts.
H

:smile:

i belong because i definitely aint reproducing assexually any longer and the other amoebae tip their pseudopods when I ooze past, in deference to my age.

 

[damitrius777]

ive had 2 colonoscopys guess im in.

peace

 

[Don Cotyle]

AWWW HELL, I know I'm in! HAHAHAhaha, getting grayer and had 2 joints replaced...one twice!!!

Here's the 1st knee and cap, I'll have a hip to sit next to it in a couple a years, LOL it sure beats the alternative!!!

 

[curts1]

Looking at those criteria I was an old stoner before I was 30!