dilution for probation U/A still work?

[FlyinHawaiian]

Ok so I have an appointment every 6 months with my PO that's coming up in 3 days and I'm still testing positive with the home dipsticks, it's been 26 days since I stopped smoking! I thought for sure I'd be clean by now, musta been all that QWISO hash lol.

I am a valid MMJ patient but my PO wants me to get the MMJ approved by the judge and I haven't yet. So I'm planning on doing a mild dilution but I'm a bit nervous as technology is advancing these days and wouldn't vitamin yellow urine raise a red flag? I'm also taking prescription opiates so If I dilute too much and don't test positive for that she'll know I'm up to something, I don't want her to think I'm hiding anything so maybe I wont dilute and just test positive for THC but then I quit for nothing

Ahh hmm anyone have any suggestions?

 

[BrnCow]

One of the local kids once told me he wore a Band Aid dipped in bleach which he dipped in the urine before he turned it in. Supposedly would nullify the results. 50 -50 odds..a gambler would not bet on those odds.

 

[crazybear]

I don't think the bleach thing will work it will come up adulterated & too much dilution will also show up, Drink a lot of water take vitamins & work on your MMJ!

 

[DasFox]

Hope you are OK but is it worth it to VIOLATE your probation if you get caught...?

NO...JAIL time...

THANKS

 

[BottleKids]

i diluted some recently w/ some cheap at home tests, failed every fukn one, even when i put like 10% of my piss w/ 90% of water. fail fail fail.

substitute!

 

[crazybear]

You might want to get a, shit I can't remember the name of it that has a bag with a real looking penis & freeze dried urine!