Diagnosis- Fractured Ass

[fr33th3w33d]

so what the hells the point of having a tail bone anyway? other than to have it break and hurt really bad.

been riding bmx for a few years, figured it was a nice ass afternoon and a ride at the park was appropriate. all fun and games until i fell ass first on a rail, at which point some clueless mom asked me if i needed a band aid.. im sorry miss, but that crack has always been there.

having been struck by the profound pain eminating from my ass, i sat (or something like it) out for a cigarette. realizing this wasn't going away, i drove home.

luckily, it's feeling better now, but im not sure if thats because its just a shitty bruise or the bowls i smoked when ghostbusters was on.

well im done, thanks for listening to the story of how one man's day went from what seemed to be a bowl of delicious dark chocolate to horse shit

 

[Guest]

lol welcome to X sprorts...

 

[Guest]

hope it turns out not to be bad!

 

[mindRubber]

I fractured my tail bone before when I slipped on ice. I was walking to the bus stop and my feet just flew out form under me, just like on a cartoon, and landed right on my ass. It hurts! I know how you feel. There is nothing they can really do for it. No casts, lol. Two weeks after that incident I walked into my kitchen and slipped on water my cat spilled. Landed right on the same spot. Damn cats.

 

[smellthefunk420]

I fucked up my tail bone in a motocross race, and if your like me- it will bug you for the rest of your life.

If I squeeze my ass together with force, It's still quite noticable

 

[Verite]

... If I squeeze my ass together with force, It's still quite noticable...

To everyone.

 

[GOT_BUD?]

To everyone.

Well, I guess I can count sleep out for the next few days.

 

[fr33th3w33d]

its numbed quite a bit, still pretty noticeable. atleast i didn't land on juan carlo and lefty.

 

[Guest]

dude that's the worst...that kind of shit doesn't happen when i'm golfing, lol...