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Destroying MJ in under a minute question:

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I am trying to come up with a way of destroying marijuana in under 1 minute if possible for the obvious reasons. What if someone is knocking on your door and the only thing that can save you from doing time is destroying your plants that very minute.

I thought of 2 ways.

First, having a couple gallons of gasoline ready to be poured and a lighter. This is probably the easier of the two.


Second, installing a fire sprinkler system with muratic acid in the grw room.

If you have any ideas, please post and help this man out.


Peace.
 
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SEEDYNONO

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keep a vat of acid around to throw them into.

remember if you don't destroy 100% of the traces of the plants before they enter and see them being destroyed you will just get in more trouble..
 
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IMHO - the gas is a disaster waiting for a spark. :hotbounce

Hit a cop with acid - go directly to the morgue, do not collect $200. :angrymod:

You could try eating them - j/k :monkeyeat

Maybe the best effort would be in stealthing your grow so leo doesn't come a' knockin'. :angrymod:

No smell - No tell - No hell...

Good luck, but I'm thinkin' the 1 minute disposal thang ain't gonna pan out - Sorry

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sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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yea i know of nothing that will work.. Expecially if its a no knock warrant.. Think about it prolly takes 30 secs to get to your grow. Then to up root 1 plant lmfao. then you will hear FREEZE YOUR UNDER ARREST>> while your still holding the 1st plant.. lol.. NO way no how. good luck trying though.. peace..

sack
 
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Mr. Nevermind

give me a lighter and some papers and I'll give it the old college try!! Seriously, no way to get rid of alot of pot and a grow in 30 econds or less , unless you build an incinerator around your grow room and hit the switch and torch the place,lol.

If they are knocking on your door and you got a grow you are kind of fucked, hop out the back window and run for the border,lol





Nevermind
 
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Hit a cop with acid - go directly to the morgue, do not collect $200.

LOL, Good thing I ain't in the u.s. And I did not say cop, I said PIG! LOL

An onsite incinerator seems like a good thing, but its probably too big and would take more time than a minute to cut down and throw in the incinerator.

Maybe filling my reservoir with acid? and running it? I'm thinkin it would probably just destroy the roots and leave the buddage?

seedynono: So if the pigs see me destroying it= more trouble. I see... So, the solution would be for me to make a steel reinforced door in my grow room to give me enough time to throw everything in before the pigs break it down. And when they do finally come in, No evidence= No conviction right?

What materials destroy budding MJ fast? Any info would be great. Thanks for the replies.
Peace
 
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Chakal said:
So, the solution would be for me to make a steel reinforced door in my grow room to give me enough time to throw everything in before the pigs break it down. And when they do finally come in, No evidence= No conviction right?
Sounds like the best plan...

Good luck

ws
 
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JeffSpicoli said:
what about a wood chipper??
lol

That would just grind up the weed, saving those pot stealing, brownie bakin' thievin' bastard rogue leos one step.

But you're thinkin' - and that's a good thing...

ws
 
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built your growroom with a rotating floor, and on the underside have a tomato garden or maybe even rosemary. When the piggys come, u just hit a switch, and if they open the room the rosemary will only be visible and the aroma will cover up most anything.
 
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JeffSpicoli

JeffSpicoli said:
what about a wood chipper??

ok how bout this, the woodchipper spits the remains into a tub of acid....
Im sure it would be much easier/quicker to disolve/burn a plant in acid if it were already grounded up... rather than trying to sink the whole plant into the acid...

Or have a fire place running, and toss the 'wood chips' into the fire...


But i think the rotating/batman/hidden growroom/compartment that with the flick of a switch changes the cannabis to tomatoes, now that sounds like a PLAN
 

m@rg

go on .. pull my finger
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how much money u got to spend on this ?
a high security safe is your answer . but even if u do get them all in, in time there gonna wanna know whats in there, so it will delay your arrest until they crack it

extra hard layers could quite easily be incorporated over the entire lock area, making drilling completely impossible

.On high security safes manufacturers today usually incorporate a layer of cast aluminium. This conducts heat very well, dissipating the heat of the lance, and slowing down the cutting process. (A twelve inch thick plate of copper dissipates heat so effectively it is impossible to cut through,

keyless combination locks are the best to use
cram them all in! a few practice runs and ull be up to speed 60 secs
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above all your doing something wrong if u ever have that knock on ur door
 

m@rg

go on .. pull my finger
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or........ whats the worst ?
getting caught growing ganja or
assult on a officer , cause u could get your self a few extra minutes by sparking them out lol
 
id say have a crawl space or somewhere under the carpet where you could move em and not get em found........ There's no quick way to really destroy anything in 30 seconds and not leave evidence.
 

Neuronaut

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I have an idea. Hire david blaine to be your assistant and if the cops come he can make them disappear. Presto!
 

bluebublelove

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I know from experiance it takes two ounces of wax no more than 30 minutes in a 1700 degree oven, now, I have put pieces of paper in this thing and they have dissappeared in no more than 10 seconds......now, following those to mediums, I figure a fully grown, wet plant would take somewhere around 10-15 minutes for all traces to be burnt, I am assuming an incenerator is at a relatively higher temp......but yeah, burning it would make most sense........

if you put it in like a chopper, garbage disposal type of deal you will just have lots of wet ground up herb to get rid of.

prevention is the key here.
 
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Its already a stealth grw. I take the utmost care. But I still think, WHAT IF?

I don't know david blane, but I do know benjamin. If you know what I mean. He would probably make them disappear. But hey, thats not what I want. Thats only a last option.

I would probably need a shitload of rosemary. and I would go with a rotating wall instead of a floor. Too much work.


m@rg; I wasn't talking about assaulting a PIG, It was just a joke. Right? LOL

Another idea was to build a tunnel to safety with a reinforced steel plated door, which is probably the most viable idea.

Peace.
 
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Maj.PotHead

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dont grow if your worried about destroying your grow in 1 min or less, that my friend will never happen takes them all of about 3 seconds to ram the front door with out a security gate.

stealth is what its all about
 
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