Dehydrated Synthetic Urine

[Piffington]

Hey all, I have a piss test tomorrow at Labcorp and I couldn't find any Quick Fix but did end up getting this stuff in a vial from the local headshop called Yellow River. It states on the back "when reconstituting the urine mix with approximately 80 to 100 ml/cc (2.5 to 3 oz) of tap water" . So my question is how and when the hell would I " reconstitute " this stuff ? It didn't come with anything to keep it warm so maybe it was meant to be used right in the bathroom at the test place? I was really hoping they had quick fix...damn Anybody have experience with this stuff or any other dehydrated synthetic urine?Need help asap.

Ok,so I'm going to mix it in a vial before I head out to the the lab and I'll have to get a hand warmer or something to keep it warm. CVS should have some right?Buddy just told me Sports Authority has em so I'm off.

 

[Verite]

Make sure you get the right kind of warmer. Theres ones that go to 100f [ the one you want ] and theres others that go up to 120 or so.

If you turn in a sample with anything over 100 its too hot and out of their acceptable range and you fail.

 

[Humanure]

yep, 90-100 degrees is acceptable to them, above or below that and youre screwed.
walmart still has hot-hands on clearance in the checkout aisles..

 

[Piffington]

Thanks Verite...Humanure, Really???I just got back from sports authority which is right next to wal-mart DOH! and they said they sent theirs back because it's out of season. Guess I'm off again

 

[Piffington]

Alright I went to the 2 wal-marts in town and none had any so I'm fucked...any other way to keep the shit at 90 -100 F for like half an hour...maybe put the vial in some boiling water then wrap it up in aluminum foil?...ehh I clueless...any ideas would be appreciated

Maybe there is hope after all... http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/detail?prodid=115735 ... Off to CVS...

 

[Piffington]

Alright I got a heat pad at CVS and it worked...had to blow on the urine a little before I walked into the lab to cool it down because it was like at 100-101 and it went down to around 98 ... pretty easy if you ask me I don't know why I was stressing out in the first place, the ladies at the lab were pretty nice and all I did was tuck the vial in my briefs and tada I was outta there in no time...will have results in 48-72 hrs

 

[stevr59]

i just took a piss test for the gorverment and they did more than just look for drugs after i piss in the cup they then put a stick it it that had colored squares on it and he wrote some thing down and then i had to strip and they gave me a good checking lol andf then told me i failed the piss test said my ketone's and protein was abnormal and was telling me my kidenies where shot and had to go to see my doc for more test wich it all came back normal but i am clean for now but now they do radom testing and test if they think i am on drugs or if i have a acdent or get hurt but if i get some of that fake urine will it show it fake if they do other test other than for drugs. i had to give my hobby up but man i need this job bad scared now if i smoke a joint on the week end i will lose my job the way i see it looks like i will need to keep some thing i my car at all time just in case cuse if they tell me to go get tested i have to go to the lab right then and there will be no time to go to th head shop or any thing

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

Piff,& Stever,I'm an Over the road truckdriver.
As such I'm subject to randoms,at the whim of any one w/a badge,plus trucking co.have to test 25% of thier drives at random per year.
So I've past 3 UA's in the last year w/Puck technologies syn.urine.

PEACE;1TT

 

[Piffington]

Thanks for the tip 1TT...I can't imagine going through random tests must be nervewracking at times but you gotta do what you gotta do...I'm gonna try and stock up on some quickfix just for its ease of use but if I can't find any or the puck tech stuff is that much cheaper I'll give that a go.