Cybersex... not a good idea

[zeloszero]

I found this to be hilarious and thought id show you guys......


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****

 

[zeloszero]

Heres some more for ya

 

[TheGoodStuff]

Hahaha!

Nice finds.

 

[ozzy]

Let me get my robe and wizard hat...priceless

 

[goldenahms]

LOL!

I thought this was going to be that 'wat' one, which was posted later and equally hillarious--but

Man

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

LMFAO.

Just great.

 

[trouble]

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

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Thats to funny!


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[TwoOhSix!]

Bloodninja is some old school shit.

Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

This made me ROFL

 

[ToKEN]

this isnt another yummybud thread is it!?!? looks like it to me...except this time more confidence because it's not face to face...just monitor to monitor...

 

[TwoOhSix!]

......

Blood ninja is old school. AKA This was popular 5 years ago

 

[zeloszero]

this isnt another yummybud thread is it!?!? looks like it to me...except this time more confidence because it's not face to face...just monitor to monitor...

yummybud thread?

 

[AinSophAur]

yea i know i was just quoting what you said cause i agree.

 

[gmb]

5 years or 50 years...it's funny. I've never seen it before, so it's new to me.

Either way, I laughed out loud, which I rarely do. Eminem putting on his robe & wizard hat did it for me.

 

[zeloszero]

yeah, i just stumbled on to this last night and found it to be fkn hilarious

for the record. actual cybersex is pointless and retarded.

 

[ToKEN]

yummybud thread?

search it...you'll see what I mean

 

[zeloszero]

search it...you'll see what I mean

ok, i read a couple of his threads. im starting to get the picture lol

but now, my new mission in life is to get him laid. I saw the 40 year old virgin the other day, its gonna be like that. im gonna get this dude laid, end of story

 

[ToKEN]

ok, i read a couple of his threads. im starting to get the picture lol

but now, my new mission in life is to get him laid. I saw the 40 year old virgin the other day, its gonna be like that. im gonna get this dude laid, end of story

no you're not

and if you try to...gl

all you can do is sit back, smoke a j and thank god it's not his mind in your head...

 

[zeloszero]

yeah your right... i dont have that type of motivation and commitment.

eh oh well...

 

[Harry Gypsna]

ive said it before and ill say it agin, but man cybersex is good way to ruin a perfectly good wank