CRICKET'S.!.!.!.! ... this is war

[yortbogey]

Like the title says.... currently waging WAR on a tribe of vivacious crickets that are mating by my bedroom .....
PERPETUAL CHIRPing.... ALL FUCKING night ....

Have tried the molasses in water in pie tin trick .... BUT to NO result

So I'm taking input and idea's in just HOW to overcome / kill / transplace .....or just move these insane lil phucktards ....



ANYBODY got a trick that works .....?????

 

[VonBudí]

currently waging WAR on a tribe of vivacious crickets that are mating by my bedroom .....

put speakers out the window and blast porn out, see how they like it.

 

[mojave green]

You need white noise in your bedroom.

 

[yortbogey]

got white noise.... Fan on high everyday.... still don't overcome the vocal cords of this bastard .....

 

[DoubleTripleOG]

According to google, use sticky traps, vacuuming the carpet/clean floor to remove eggs, and lastly seal up all cracks and crevices with caulking. Says they sell bait that is poison at stores.

 

[Dog Star]

Biodynamic trick is to collect pests,in your case crickets,

burn them in ashes on peace of aluminium foil,then take morser(german)
and made a dust from them.

Add water and ashes in water and spray bottle,mix good and spray your plants..

Trick is that other crickets will not love any more smell of your plants,
they will feel a smell of "death" as its soaking plant tissue..

they will move further.

Biodynamics use zodiak for these,but i think its not necessary to implement
esoteric things cause their tricks are total organic,i tryed something
else and it worked whithouth any esoteric crap or weird magic..


If you try please give some feedback..

Kind regards

DS

 

[CosmicGiggle]

If the crickets are outside your bedroom window, I'd seriously hose 'em down during the day.

Good luck!

 

[meadowman]

you say "by your window", meaning outside? if so, spreading lime around might move them on. inside, get a cat. mine eat any bug they find, fly, water bug, stink bug..........anything.

 

[armedoldhippy]

it is considered bad luck to kill a cricket that is in your house. outdoors, box them mf's up & go fishing! bluegill & trout etc LOVE them...

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When we were kids we made a cricket trap for fishing bait with a shoe box.
Cut little doors on the ends of the box so the flaps easily go in and out. Put some potato peels or such inside. The crickets go in and are happy to stay there.
It worked pretty good, as I remember.

 

[Amynamous]

Boric acid
Sticky traps

 

[VonBudí]

collect pests...burn them in ashes...Add water....spray your plants.... other crickets will not love any more smell of your plants

fucking dark.

will it work with slugs?







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[Green Squall]

Leave a box of these outside. When they see them, they will get the message and move along quickly.

 

[Dog Star]

fucking dark.
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will it work with slugs?







.

Slugs you settle with little bit of beer inside cutted
plastic bottle and digged in a level of a soil...

you fast collect them this way,also there are those blue
organic baits that decimate them fast..

 

[Betterhaff]

Diatomaceous earth

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Please don´t hurt me

 

[corky1968]

You need a pet lizard running around at night.

Those crickets will shut up when they notice Godzilla running around.

This lizard is saying: "Make a move punk. Do you fell lucky punk?"

 

[Dropped Cat]

It really is simple:

Lizards eat the crickets, snakes eat the lizards, mongooses to eat the snakes,
eagles to eat the mongooses.

Then all you do is gather up all the eagles and put them in the
clothes hamper and the wife will let them out with the laundry.

Cricket problem solved.

lol

 

[FireIn.TheSky]

Sticky traps made for rats work awesome at catching unwanted bugs. I use them in my basement to catch spiders that may wander in.