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cops always steal my weed

youngdro

Member
once i saw a girl i know get her car searched. the cop just stomped her buds into the street. he was going at it for like 5 minutes. he acted like he was putting out a fire. one of the most funny things i have ever seen.

dutchmaster...damn i wish i could still smoke dutchs. vanilla and honey hmmm.
my lungs cant take that mess anymore lol. i was going through way too many in a day.
 

genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
Veteran
Next time travel with yer own private bud really well stashed, and a buncha crap beasters laced with STP, ketamine and scopolamine in an easy to find place.......









That will teach those fuckin' cops to smoke yer dope...........
 
G

Guest

cops took my weed once and my weed container once(empty aside from the mashed trichomes in the corner).... neither of the times i was arrested or even written up.... im greatfull for that.
 

zamalito

Guest
Veteran
My sister in law used to have cops give her confiscated beer when she was 16. That's probably why the cop kept your herb. Since he new it was dank he could use it to impress some young girl.
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
I had two cops take my first bong and place it under the seat, while they pocketed the couple of dime bags we had. They were gonna let us go scott free, when about 4 more pulled up, one of which stayed and was a real jackass. He made sure we got searched, parents called to come get us too. He must have been "searching" my crotch for 5 minutes. Ass hat.
Got away with the cops saying "Now I will let your parents deal with you, hahahaha." My mom is as big a stoner as I am, so no punishment really at all.
 
G

Guest

seriously just dont smoke it in oublic...cant get more simple than that. if your gonna roll one up do it before u leave the house, go to a gas station and use the bathroom, anything other than in your car. they dont need a warrant to search your car just prob. cause. ive been busted in my car and got a big fine....asswipes. ive learned that if i wanna smoke a few joints or whatnot to roll them up ahead of time.

as a sneaky trick...get a mcdonlads cup with those fat straws. make sure its empty and dry. cut the straw in half and tape your joint to the straw...then when they look at you all they see is you drinking a soda
 
Nothin like that has ever happened to me. Theres a local story of a copper pulling over a drug dealer who had just purchased a quarter pound. Im guessing the policeman smelled the bud and searched the car and seized the quarter pound. The part that sucks, besides getting a just purchased quarter pound taken, is that the policeman offered to sell it back to the dealer for 3000. the dealer, who didnt have any money left after purchasing the quarter pound, had no choice but to refuse. the policeman then took off with the bud.
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
I used to be concerned with my mom's car reeking of a joint when we took it camping. We just stop at McDonald's and grab some fries, leave a few in the car over night and works great. Hell, there could still be smoke in the car, but all you can smell are those damn fries.
 

TokenBlackGuy

Active member
wow.. i cant believe your mad over a bag of bud that cost $100 that you lost to the police.. lets think, they could write you up and charge you court, attorney, drug class and DUI costs.. if i had that option, i would say, here you go officer!!
 
G

Guest

yea, as far as the quap taken from the dealer, thats so much better than a 1 to 8 ozs or whatever the numbers are in your state, with intent to distribute. a quality lawyer for a full day costs more than a decent quap
 

Kirby

Member
Similar instance..

My Principal lives across the street from me. In the beginning of my Sophomore year, he apprehended my dime sack at school during a search. Given my relationship with the guy, he let me go freely. Later that day, I rolled by his house (this was at midnight) and I'm absolutely positive I smelled weed burning. True story.
 

LEO

New member
darren19822000 said:
as a sneaky trick...get a mcdonlads cup with those fat straws. make sure its empty and dry. cut the straw in half and tape your joint to the straw...then when they look at you all they see is you drinking a soda

Fuckin sweet idea, Never heard that one before. Ill try it in the near future. Thas gangster haha. Ive used mcdonalds cups many a times filled with beer/booze walkin down the street n shit. But that idea is sweet, Thanks bro.
 
G

Guest

ive been busted plenty of times buying weed uptown (harlem,nyc) before i started growing my own.
75 % of the time, cops just take your shit and send you home.
15 % of the time, cops take your shit, give ya a beating and send you home
5 % of the time, they bring you down to the precinct, hold you there as long as they want, give you a ticket and send you home.
ive had to go to court quite a few times in the city, never once had to pay a fine or do any time.
just threw out my case and sent me home.
the judges always seemed upset that the cops were wasting court time for a few bags of weed.
they have bigger fish to fry in the big apple.
 

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