Cop Over Dose On Marijuana? LOL!

[BLaCkLiGhT]

This is the funnest News all Year. Dumb ass cop thinks he's dying from pot brownies LOL...

DEARBORN, Mich. - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

CLick the Link below to listen to the dumb ass:

http://www.wxyz.com/news/story.aspx?content_id=34c749cd-cb81-4dea-8461-babd2508b53b

 

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[htowncat]

loL

 

[Guest]

Okay, this made my day and needs a bump.

 

[Guest]

old news but good news please see my sig, the full 911 call is 6 min and insane. He asks the 911 dispatcher what the score of the redwings game was cause he thought he was hallucinating that they were winning. wtf?!

 

[Guest]

I think were dead....ROFL!

 

[simba]

WTF 1/4 even if u have no Tol LMFAO..

my marinol says (at least the first papers i got i gotta look at latest)
but says in case of overdose basicly lie down and you may take a nap
for what you have to consume.. its 1500 pounds in 15 minutes of like 4%stuff.. now if u have brownies or concentreate (hash, trichs, oil)
it wouldnt take much to OD..

i mean no one could ever OD lethaly off pot on accident.. youd pass out before lethal dose is reached (ud need somekind of delivery system to keep it going while u passed out)

you would have to be attempting sucide and consuming allot..

i forget the math but it came out to a small number if u used oil from good stuff and drank a few cups.. LOL
your body would start making you Yack..

you can OD off THC if Injected Via IV and it dont take that much.. (more becouse ud be dilluting u blood so much to get that much in there (ya it will do damage but the dilution starts first and worse)

but consider this it takes very lil few grams of nicotene to Kill you.. but weed even in concentrate like nicoten (no other substance) u still need a Ocean full compared to nicotene..

most other drugs would have Boiled off allready also (acid, meth few others) at backing temps. so it wasnt laced IMPO


2,100 mg of marinol for lethal thats 420 (LOL) 5mg Capsuals or 210 10mg capsuals (thats 4 refils for me (each refil only 120-5mgs)
shit vicodene or even aspring less pills allot less will kill u..
but if u iv that 210-10mgs pills would be like at least a few big syringes unless u baged it into a blood pint bag..uhk

if u ate them times them pills by 4ish
ud puke them back up before they all got down.. letalone any burst open.
and u cant drink them (tried that) the need to disolve on/in entry of colon.(the colon will pick up all the goodies not so much tummy)


"The estimated lethal human dose of intravenous Marinol is 30 mg/kg (2100 mg/70 kg). Using this estimation of lethal dose, the equivalent inhaled THC would represent the smoking of 240 cannabis cigarettes with total systemic absorption of the average 8.8 mg of THC in each cigarette.

Since absorption is much less than 100 percent, the amount of smoked marijuana required to reach lethality is on the order of one to two thousand cigarettes.

The physical impossibility of a fatal overdose using smoked cannabis is obvious."

 

[Guest]

what a shame he didn't pull this with a bunch of meth...

 

[DD4Y]

LOLOL.. I know exactly how this guy was feeling. I once bought two big ginger/pot cookies from a beautiful naked lady at Wreck Beach in Vancouver. She warned me to eat only ONE, but in the 30 degree C heat of the afternoon and several beach beers, I didn't feel any effects after about 90 min. So I ate the other one and about 3 min later the first one kicked in with a vengeance. A bit later, we had to leave.. just as we approached the long stairs to climb back to civilization, the other cookie kicked in and joined the party. That climb to the road, which his a bit of a workout at the best of times, made me feel like I had died and gone to hell..

 

[bobblehead]

ha ha... I saw this on the news and started cracking up...

 

[Guest]

Damn, that shit was hilarious....Damn, a tear just came down I was laughing so hard

 

[yamaha_1fan]

OMG, and this is someone we gave a gun, car and badge to, to serve and protect us?

The only thing I question is how does the tape start recording when the phone is still dialing? You can hear it dialing and him mumbling before the operator picks up.

Anyway, this is funny and sad at the same time.

 

[d4.]

Seen it, but that video is always funny as hell every time I see it.

Time is going really REALLY slow.