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cook's AK47 smoke report

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
Serious Seeds legendary AK47. grown by me. SEE:

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=62800&page=1&pp=15







First off, I was somewhat apprehensive that it would live up to all hype it's gotten over the years. But it DID.

Yield on this plant was definitely above average. She had a lot of big fat dense colas.

Appearance: Beautiful buds. :yes: Light to medium green with bright orange hairs. Lots of frost. If it's bag appeal you're looking for, this strain has it.

Smell: Stinky, stanky, skanky, skunky, raunchy, smelly buds. Especially when broken up. Pew! A very strong smell.

Taste: For all the smell she had, it's taste wasn't as great as I expected. It had that raunchy tangy taste kickin, maybe with a touch of pine in the background. mostly like rottting oranges stored in ol socks. LOL
It was a slightly harsh smoke. Maaaaybe I coulda flushed it better, but i dunno the plant was definitely showing it's nitrogen deficiency at the end, and i usually flush em pretty hard. She definitely could have cured a bit longer, but well...you know. I'm sure part of the harshness were the lung-detonating expando hits. :pointlaug
Slightly below average taste. edit--> To clarify what I mean about slightly below average taste. It has a LOT of taste/flavor to it....it's just not all that delicious. hehehe.
and the main category...the buzz!:

Yield and high are where this plant really shines. GREAT high/stone from her! Above average. I wouldn't say a 10, but I'd sure give her an 8-9.
I say high/stone because unlike a lot of indica/sativa hybrids I've grown and smoked(which often lean toward either the sativa buzz or the indica buzz), this one had some of the best, most well balanced effects of both indica and sativa. I usually smoke from a bong, and if 3 bingers gets me nicely toasted, I'm a happy man. this would get me in 2. (I still took the 3rd one though :wink: )
For a nice smoke test, I rolled up a fatty and stepped out back onto the patio. i love to smoke outdoors in the evening.
I sparked that bad boy up, sat back and smoked it down. Stone came on pretty fast. I sat back and started enjoying nature. The fresh air, the moon, looking around at my veggie garden.......
My mind began to wander with the sativery head high. Not a racy, heart thumping, head spinning high like a haze or a Thai, but more like A11 or Cindy. Very pleasant. Creative thoughts swirled around my head, as I just kicked back and enjoyed the moon and stars feeling VERY content.
At the same time, I was feeling the body buzz kickin in. my limbs started feeling lighter...less painful than usual. I was high and stoned. SWEET!
The buzz lasted a bit longer time than average I'd say.

Overall, this has gotta go up there in my top 5 strains. :smoke:
I applaud the good folks at Serious Seeds, and I will definitely be sure to grow this one again.

So go out there and grow some AK!

stay safe, and keep em green.

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cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
and now the AK HASH report

and now the AK HASH report






like all harvests, naturally I had to knock out some dry sift hash.
I got a particularly clean, potent bit of hash from the AK. Cold pressed it overnight, which congeled into a ROCK HARD puck of VERY potent hash. It SNAPS when broken, and takes a fair bit of heat to flake it apart for smoking. . Throw it into the bowl....and ....:smoke:

Instantly the smoke expands into thick potent clouds, burning like the Springfield tire yard. Expando hits from hell...not for the weak!
A couple hits off this ak hash, and I am absolutely stoned outa my mind for a long time. VERY POTENT!
Defintely an oldschool imported hash flavor to it, with that raunchy funky taste of the AK. I rate this hash as a 10 on potency. The foolks that make bubble hash from it will be VERY pleased if my dry sift is this strong.
Upon exhale, the cloud just keeps expanding and expanding into huge thick blue clouds. This stuff almost numbs and hurts the lungs. WOW. I find it best to mix with a lil herb in a bowl. The straight hash will cause your lungs to jump outa yer chest and run away crying :pointlaug

Couldn't be better. Damn I wish I still had a hunk o that hash left.

Enjoy!
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L

Lune TNS

Lol the tire yard comment had me laughing too. Ak is soem bomb, and absolutely expando too. It made a girl who I was seeing a few monthes ago cry when she took too big a bong rip, and I'm sure the instantanious stone didn't help. Truely some AAA herb, and damn my friend that hash looks amazing. Good job and very nice report/s
 
G

Guest

That is one kick ass report man. I have wanted to try the ak47 for a while now...heard it was stronger than most of whats out there. Your report really makes me want to get some seeds... just great I really enjoyed it. :smoke:
 
G

Guest

Great looking herb there~!

Man im pissed! i was gifted a few ak beans and they had great growth, showed some trichs early, but then nothing special has happened! haha.. i pushed one up to day 70 and it still looks so so.. I smoked some and it was light, good , but nothing crazy.. I was told that pre01 was the time to get it for less variation. hmmm.. im going to cross it with the Sourbubble and see if anything special pops? hope so! haha. ]

thanks for the report!! :joint:
 
G

Guest

Nice report on the buds and hash cook! Ive always heard good reports on AK47 but never tried her myself. Have you tried the cherry pheno... have heard that pheno is where its at. Great job on the grow and report.
 
G

Guest

cook - great report, thanks. i have gotta an AK-47 lady going right now, i can't wait to taste her. this will be my third time growing her, pretty much a staple for me.

tracy
 
G

Guest

springfield eh? lmao! nice report cook! looks like some serious dank there. :yummy:
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
Excellent report, I am very excited to hopefully try some of that in the garden soon. :smile:

I must say, you paint a rather vivid description with the tireyard and all :D
 

Germanator

Member
Been saying it for some time now. Serious Seeds has it down to a science. Only 5 strains and each of them has its own special place in a garden. AK = easy to grow and excellent smoke...what more could one ask for?

Nice report Cook!

Germ
 
Man that hash looks amazing wish i could join ya.That ak-47 is some dank shit man.I have smoked better but it is up there with the best.The smell is one of the strongest ive smelt must have oder control when growing indoors.Nice report.
 
P

Playboy

Funny how we get wrapped up in the hard to get shit when equally dank stuff like AK-47 is commercially available.
 
G

Guest

AK47 was my very first grow...love this strain.Your report is top notch..thx much...very well done friend.
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
ninja shoes: I thought it was definitely easy to grow and keep happy. Not too finicky on the nutes. It grew vigorously, and got fat and sticky quick.
budluver: thanks, bro. I truly enjoyed the smoke, and hopefully that came through in the report.
Stay stoney, yall.
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