Christ's sake, men sometimes, I swear....

[Nikijad4210]

Purely because this has been on my mind for a while now, I felt I just HAVE to ask.



Why, WHY do men insist on flushing the toilet as they take a leak, but insist on leaving the god damn bathroom door open for all to see in???


What the hell is the point?





Just asking because Wolf does it all the damn time, and it bugs the fuck out of me----I know what a stream of piss sounds like hitting the water, what I don't care about is watching him pee, not whether or not he can cover up the sound.

 

[TrichomusCaesar]

I don't know....but it is a guy thing. I don't even close the door to poop. Ya gotta have that little bit of air flow I guess. lol

I just figure "It's my damn house...and anyone who doesn't like to see me take a shit can go".

hmmm...maybe that's why I don't have many house guests anymore.

 

[Pops]

Why do bears shit in the woods? Because they can. Guess maybe Wolf feels like you have already seen his pee-pee ,so it doesn't matter. Why ask us. Ask him instead. By god, if I ever come to your place, I'll shut the damn door and throw a pillow in the pot so you won't hear or see it.

 

[Nikijad4210]

I don't even close the door to poop.

It's bad enough that he leaves the bathroom a nuclear wasteland afterwards, AND shuts the door to "lock the smell in" (fucker) BUT, if he ever donates with the door wide open, that's the last straw---I will take a picture & plaster it up on IC. Just to teach him to close the door

 

[WolfSpider]

I know it bugs you.
I don't care
As for Pops,come on down! And props to Trichomus for shitting with the door open, but I prefer to shut the smell in, it lingers longer.

 

[Duppy]

See, what you fail to understand is, as men, we are just barley domesticated. Honestly, we'd rather just pee in the front yard -- in fact, I often do.

You're complaining because he leaves the bathroom door open, so he's at least in the bathroom?

Honey, if he ain't marking his territory on the living room couch, you are ahead of the game!

 

[Duppy]

P.S. I do shut the door when the kids are around. I don't want to see them on Oprah one day recounting that particular childhood trauma...

 

[WolfSpider]

See, what you fail to understand is, as men, we are just barley domesticated. Honestly, we'd rather just pee in the front yard -- in fact, I often do.

Now there's an idea!
I don't think the neighbors below us would appreciate it, but who gives a shit?

 

[hansel]

If the smell gets too bad, just light a stick match and that helps.


In addition, when a man gets older, he finds there is nothing better than pissing and farting at the same time.

 

[Nikijad4210]

Hansel, what lingers in the air in the bathroom after he's done is something nothing can cover up or get rid of no matter how hard we try----I swear, sometimes I wonder if he's even human with the smells he emmits.


Oh, and he's next to me here saying, "I can piss, fart and belch at the same time, too!"
(Great, I just got gassed...guess by who?)

 

[Pops]

Well, By God, woman, you deserved it. Trying to cut down on a man's liberties like that.

 

[sow the seeds]

Ahhh wolf is a lucky man I look forward to the day when I can piss with the door open whenever I want!

 

[Nikijad4210]

Well, By God, woman, you deserved it. Trying to cut down on a man's liberties like that.

Well, screw you, too!

 

[B.C.]

It's ok Niki jus let it all out,we're here ta help (wink,smile)

It's ok Niki jus let it all out,we're here ta help (wink,smile)

Purely because this has been on my mind for a while now, I felt I just HAVE to ask.



Why, WHY do men insist on flushing the toilet as they take a leak, but insist on leaving the god damn bathroom door open for all to see in???


What the hell is the point?





Just asking because Wolf does it all the damn time, and it bugs the fuck out of me----I know what a stream of piss sounds like hitting the water, what I don't care about is watching him pee, not whether or not he can cover up the sound.

I reckon I'm not that talented,if I tried that I'd piss all over myself.LOL I flush when I'm done...And as fer watching guys pee,whats the big deal,us guys kinda like watchin you girls pee!HAHAHA I'm jus kiddin...I really can pee and flush at the same time.(wait what? double take) jus kiddin again.hhaha I think I better smoke some more lol Take care...BC

 

[Duppy]

hansel said:

In addition, when a man gets older, he finds there is nothing better than pissing and farting at the same time.

As you age, your hair might thin, your gut might grow, your eyesight and hearing and teeth and muscles and joints might all go to hell.

But throughout your whole life, your farts only get stronger.

Isn't that a comforting thought?

 

[Nikijad4210]

But throughout your whole life, your farts only get stronger.

Isn't that a comforting thought?

The day he has one so strong it prolapses his rectum, I'm not going to be the one to shove it back in place---That'll be his personal duty.

And as far as strength in smell goes, I'll be sure to invest in a good gas mask.

 

[Duppy]

The day he has one so strong it prolapses his rectum, I'm not going to be the one to shove it back in place---That'll be his personal duty.

Yeah, having your asshole fall out on the ground would really take the fun right out it.

Unless you have a video camera. Then at least you can become famous on the Internet.

 

[Nikijad4210]

Then at least you can become famous on the Internet.

Don't encourage him......

 

[Yummybud]

I piss in the bathroom sink sometimes cus it's convenient like a urinal, I'm a disgusting guy.

I always close the door though......

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

U guys need a vaportek or a crubber for your bathroom it sound like. Look at it this way, if thats all you guys have to fight about then you two are doing just fine




Nevermind