Can I get clean in two months? Should test clean to keep my drivers licence

[v1ru5]

Hey guys,

I have used cannabis for about 15 years, on average 6-7 days a week, about 6-7 times a day on the days when I have taken, daily total of 2-3 grams.

Should test clean in about two months, or I lose the license.

I have already been off weed 14 days but still pissing positive (ordered some home tests, with 50 ng/mL accuracy)...

And just getting worried that can I even get clean enough, due the long usage history?

I am 194cm 85kg / 6.36feet 187lbs.

I know this stuff varies individually, but I am hoping someone about my size / height with similar usage history on this site would reply.

But any reply will do; WHAT DO YOU THINK? Do I have hope?

 

[corky1968]

Eat good food, drink lots of water and avoid all drugs & alcohol.
Even avoid over the counter medication if you can help it. All
drugs are processed by the liver so the less you have in your
body from now until your drug test the faster the Cannabis
now present will leave your body.

Good Luck.

 

[chronosync]

2 months? You should be all set, I've heard that with heavy use it can take more than a month to be clear but you don't smoke THAT much. Just regular, how does it feel to be off the pot? Must be different that's for sure!

Good luck with everything.

 

[WelderDan]

THC is stored in body fat. Since you don't have much body fat (based on your height/weight description), you should be fine in 30 days. Drink a lot of fluids and exercise moderately to help flush yourself out.

It takes me about 30 days to test clean and I'm 5'11", 220 lbs. You should pass easily with two months to flush out.

 

[v1ru5]

Thanks guys!

This really calms my nerves

chronosync: Well, to be honest, I was EXTREMELY fed up with the fact that I was just doing it for the habit, I wasn't getting that high. Everytime I'd feel a bit of a buzz for 30mins to an hour, but not really getting high. So in that way it's not hard or anything. I've postponed my university graduation for a good 2-3 years because I wasn't doing the uni stuff, instead before tests and whatever should have been done I was just getting high, high, and high. Or more like TRIED to get high - as I said, tolerance is a bitch.

As for "how does it feel" in the literal sense of way, I don't feel different at all. I don't feel "clearer" or that anything major would have happened after I stopped. Maybe one thing that I feel better mentally because I could break the habit. Because everyday, almost every single time I tried to get high, I'd be like "Jack, why are you doing this? You're not even getting high." inside my head. The joy of cannabis was long gone for me, for many years. Maybe the worst part of the first week was getting over the weekend. After I piss clean, I will only use cannabis a few times a year, until I graduate. I only have my thesis, and a few free-to-choose courses left...

PS. Should I have added that I am not a cannabis smoker; I have vapourized my cannabis with a Volcano for roughly 10 years now (my grandfather died from lung cancer from cig smoking, can't take any chances)... But I don't think it makes any difference?

PPS. I haven't posted any pics for a long while (originally registered here after OG went down, but deleted this account with the same name due massive trolling) but do not fear; I have not stopped growing. Its a Breaking Bad style operation for me now, I get a lion's slice (60%) of the cake, while my associates keep the rest. They have no idea how to do anything but have the perfect place (a real nuclear bunker, no kidding, in the middle of nowhere. Has its own air ventilation system, go thru a few normal doors to find a movie-style blast door, etc), I told them what to build for me, and I take care of it. http://i.imgur.com/Wag4O6X.jpg http://i.imgur.com/H7oJhYj.jpg (and yes, I know it looks like shit, could have done so much better, but still got 1000g out of this one. Next round aiming for 2kg)

 

[chronosync]

Hey v1ru5, that's great! a change is gonna do ya good. I'm running into the T issue myself, gonna at least skip my wake-n-bake today and see if I can get my eyes red later on. I quit drinking last Aug. It's been nothing but good for me and I never thought I'd make it a month, but here I am. Good luck with your endeavors, you'll be glad you did the work.

 

[Bush Dr]

Working out pushes it out of deep muscle tissue which can hold detectable traces for up to 3 months

Get used to drinking a lot of water

 

[Floridian]

Flush your body out the day before you should be pissing white several times until you do the test.Catch the middle of the urin stream not begtinning or end.My cousin tested positive at 60 days because he didn't do those simple things.

 

[chronosync]

Wow ok...I was under the impression it was quicker, mostly. I guess what I'd do is a hard? Detox like I needed to pass by the end of the month and then obviously completely abstain. Also, stay away from it, don't trim

What about a home test? I don't know if I'd trust all that if the job is really important. I just got hired at a warehouse, no piss test, I may as well have been jammed at the interview lol. But to go full time I'll need to do it too.

 

[kornwood]

2$ ace bandage wrapped around thigh
2$ 2 oz vanilla extract bottle clean it out
And fill it with clean piss from someone you trust
Works every time

 

[WelderDan]

Wow ok...I was under the impression it was quicker, mostly. I guess what I'd do is a hard? Detox like I needed to pass by the end of the month and then obviously completely abstain. Also, stay away from it, don't trim

What about a home test? I don't know if I'd trust all that if the job is really important. I just got hired at a warehouse, no piss test, I may as well have been jammed at the interview lol. But to go full time I'll need to do it too.

The home test is actually pretty accurate. I have used it a pre-test just to reassure myself before taking the real one at the testing facility.

 

[Dropped Cat]

Wow ok...I was under the impression it was quicker, mostly. I guess what I'd do is a hard? Detox like I needed to pass by the end of the month and then obviously completely abstain. Also, stay away from it, don't trim

What about a home test? I don't know if I'd trust all that if the job is really important. I just got hired at a warehouse, no piss test, I may as well have been jammed at the interview lol. But to go full time I'll need to do it too.

Curious, does a test positive equal no hire. Some jobs
just want a medical history.

But if you do cleanse, abstain, etc, and home test
prior you will get the results you need.

Good luck , I hope you do well!

 

[jedi5891]

I had an mdt (mandatory drug test) in prison years ago. My cell mate had got a quater oz of double zero hash on a visit from his missus an we'd been smoking the stuff every day for about 7 days. It was a weekend day as we was eating boiled eggs and toast when my cell door opened and the screw calls my name saying piss test. Now the colour must of drained instantly from my face as I knew for sure I'd fail resulting in extra days ( I was already serving a lengthy term) and being kicked off the long term wing with Tvs and privileges. It meant going back on the shit hole wings with no tvs and 23 hours a day locked in a cell. Needless to say I wanted to pass this test. As I was eating food and the screw was a decent 1 he gave me 5 mins to finish my eggs and toast. In this time I drank around three litres or more of water and by the time I was needed to give a sample I was bursting. I peed the 1st lot down toilet then as my pee went clear this is what I gave them. 2 or 3 nervous weeks went by and I was certain I'd failed for sure. Then one day I got back to my cell after working down the library that afternoon I found a mdt pass certificate on my bed.
Water for sure is the best and fastest way to flush your system.

 

[v1ru5]

Reporting in; 50ng/ml limit home tests that I have, still show Positive after 31 days.

So I guess its 67 days for a chronic user

Oh well, another month of no toking then

 

[v1ru5]

On day 44 was the first day I tested negative, under the 50ng/ml limit. This was during the evening.

Next morning, day 45 I took the test from my morning piss (which is not recommended for any guys undertaking tests, general guideline is that your first piss should not be the one you are tested), and sure enough, positive.

Today on day 46, I tested around noon (had pissed once in the morning, and once around 10:30, so this was the third piss of the day), and was negative.

All in all, if you have been using for more than a decade everyday like me, expect ~45 days to be clear.

Just wanted to put it out there in case someone needs this information, even though I doubt anyone is interested. I still have two tests, which I will do tomorrow and the day after that, and will report their results to this thread, but expecting them to be negative as long as I don't take them from the first piss of the day.

Peace & Love,

Jack

 

[stoned-trout]

I have never taken a drug test ...but I wish ya luck...I would hate to loose my license...yeehaw..in your time frame you should be fine ....I have never seen anyone fail with that amount of time and I have known some fatter people too

 

[v1ru5]

MADE IT THRU THE FIRE

MADE IT THRU THE FIRE

I took one hometest (of the two I had left) day before I had to piss for the doctor.

It showed negative.

Then next day from that I went to piss for the doctor (gas chromatography test; accuracy 5ng/ml)...

I knew it would be about two-three week wait before the results would come and he could make a statement am I clean or not...

I took the last hometest the next day from the actual test. Showed positive, I was like "Oh fuck I am going to fail that actual test"...

And I ordered some more 50ng/ml hometests from the net. They took like two weeks to show up on my door, and I used three of them, one per day from that... All showing positive. I was like "Ok now it's clear that I have failed the actual test"...

Then a few days ago when it was already almost four weeks from the actual test, I started to worry a lot, called the doctor that what's taking so long...

He informs me that "The test came out negative. I have sent you an invoice in the mail, pay that and I'll send you the statement."

In other words; I can keep my drivers licence.

Lesson learned; Do not trust the hometests.

 

[MJPassion]

There are a ton of things that could cause a false positive from mild pharmaceuticals to some foods...

 

[v1ru5]

MJPassion: Haven't used any pharmaceuticals in recent years, and my diet is pretty much potatoes and meat, some veggies. Nothing exotic...