Brawling - A close call.

[tuco]

Ok

It was a nice, warm night so I decided to walk down to the store for a pack of smokes and take in the cool breeze.

I start walking back from the store when I start to come to a house where there are five drunk teens (17-20 year old from my guess) and they are egging eachother on for a fight. One of them caught my eye...CRAP!!!

I knew there was going to be trouble and all I can say is something primal started racing through my mind and by the time I got to the their drive-way I had already sized them all up and picked out the strongest one of the bunch.

I knew if the strongest one of the bunch came up to me first and I could take him out then it would be my best option for standing the others down who were quite pewny. But alas, it was not to be...

The smallest runt of the litter decided he was going to grow a pair with his buddies backing him up. I took a quick glance over my shoulder to see the situation and the smallest one quickly coming up behind me, egging me on for a fight and yelling "Did you mouth at me c---?". I turned and kept walking, waiting for a king hit upside my head.

Within a fraction of a second several options raced through my mind.

1. Take out the runt as quickly as I could, but then I would probably be mawled by the other four in no time and have my arse beaten black and blue and loose my wallet.

2. Sprint

3. Punch the little runt in the throat...then sprint.

4. Turn and try and 'stand him down' without violence.

I decided on option 4. I turned around and with a billowing roar that I did not know I was capable of - I let out a giant "NO, I DID NOT F----- MOUTH AT YOU"...the look on the kids face was priceless. While I was yelling it looked like his face was in a wind tunnel and I'm sure I woke the neighbors. I quickly turned around and kept walking. They kept yelling at me but they backed down and turned back to their house. All things considered I think I made the right choice.

But I know I wont be able to sleep tonight...thinking of all the things I would have done to that little turd - were he alone. But then again I'm sure he would not have tried it if he was alone. Little pricks...what's the world coming to. `-.-

Been in a similar situation? How'd you handle it?

 

[Guest]

Way to keep your head. Sounds like it could have gotten ugly. Good job.

 

[PhenoMenal]

They kept yelling at me but they backed down and turned back to their house.

Knowing where one of them lives can always be an advantage

 

[Guest]

A few years ago some twelveyearold stole my cell phone from my shirt pocket while passing by, went after the kids but they threw a brick on my head from quite some distance, could've died, had to go to emergency afterwards and was unable to form coherent sentences for a few days (at least i think it got better again lol).

 

[Faisel]

You're British, from the way you type it seems so. Correct?

We've got a horrible case of the chav culture around my parts too. They're almost always all pants and no balls but you do get the odd one that means business (or not since they'll never work for one). You handled it well, mate.

 

[tuco]

PhenoMenal
Knowing where one of them lives can always be an advantage

Yeah, this occured to me afterwards. Definitely played into my favour.

matsuva
A few years ago some twelveyearold stole my cell phone from my shirt pocket while passing by, went after the kids but they threw a brick on my head from quite some distance, could've died, had to go to emergency afterwards and was unable to form coherent sentences for a few days (at least i think it got better again lol).

That sucks. Truly. This was the first time I've been threatened by a group. I count myself lucky after hearing your story.

Faisel
You're British, from the way you type it seems so. Correct?

Australian...close

We've got a horrible case of the chav culture around my parts too. They're almost always all pants and no balls but you do get the odd one that means business (or not since they'll never work for one). You handled it well, mate.

I've heard things are getting a bit rough up there (rougher than usual anyway). Yeah, I'm not sure how serious they were. Just drunk little pricks with drunk, group mentality.

 

[karma-shmarma]

your my hero dude
you yelled at some kids and scared em away

 

[page1]

happend to me once except he had a bottle, his friends were spurring him on and he smashed it over my head...then i went into primal mode because he still had the broken bottle in his hand. i hit him constantly for a while, then threw him head first into a wall, he was out cold and i got out of there with a slash to the head.

 

[Gumbala]

Great story!

I think you did the right thing, you prevented violence and that is the key!

In the heat of the moment kids, people do foked up things, dad may have left his shotgun and the kids knew where it was ya know!

anyhow since your Aussie , could you translate this bit ! thanks bro!!

(Fok dude!

Im sure your a Battler

There foking Brown-eyed mullet everywhere! Snort that bush oyster out on em!

Apples, she'll be!)

 

[Guest]

I see you didn't appreciate my decipherin capabilities before.OK let me try again..People are having anal sex everywhere!Rush the female and perform cunnilingus on her!She will be very sweet to you.

 

[Gumbala]

Damn wheres Pheno when you need him! ahha

I see you didn't appreciate my decipherin capabilities before.OK let me try again..People are having anal sex everywhere!Rush the female and perform cunnilingus on her!She will be very sweet to you.

 

[D Rock]

You did good. They will get what they deserve in the long run. One day they will mess with the wrong person who wont back down and might seriously hurt these kids.

 

[Dr Dog]

You did good. They will get what they deserve in the long run. One day they will mess with the wrong person who wont back down and might seriously hurt these kids.

That probably would have been me, I have been jumped by multiple people before, I react first now and then think about it after

 

[Guest]

I havent been jumped or assaulted my entire adult life,you folks live in some violent countries lol

 

[D Rock]

That probably would have been me, I have been jumped by multiple people before, I react first now and then think about it after

I would have probably challenged all of them too just to see if I could take them. Then get my ass handed to me, oh well.

Like I said the first time you did good but hinesight is always 20/20. You always think you could have done something better looking at the situation from the outside rather than the way you actually handeled it.

Peace

 

[Guest]

Where the hell do you live, the inner city!?

 

[AriesXX]

Pride's a funny thing, makes you act like a fool sometimes. You did the right thing. Where I'm from, if a guy's too small to knock you out, and he's picking a fight, it's because he's going to stab/shoot you when you square up to him. My theory on the more-than-one attacker is this; 'you guys may kill me, but the first one of you I grab is going with me, so who's first? 'Cause I'm going to gauge your ****ing eyes out.'

Haha, oh yeah, much better just to live someplace peaceful of course.