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TrustNoOne

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Man admits to sexual relations with cows

August 1, 2007



BARRE – A man caught in a dairy barn just before midnight in late May was not only violating the boundaries of the farmer's property, but he admitted to police that he was there sexually molesting the cows.

Fifty-six-year-old Viens, of Fayston, pleaded no contest last week in District Court in Barre to the misdemeanor charge of unlawful trespass and paid the court $601 in fines for his crime.

On May 29, Viens was caught in the barn of the Farm on River Road in town when a farm employee, who had noticed Viens' vehicle parked near the farm, went around to the back of the barn and caught Viens inside.

Viens attempted to run away from the farm employee, but the employee caught up with him and held him in custody until police arrived about five minutes later.

Employees at the farm had suspected Viens of trespassing on the farm and knew he had a history of sexual relations with cows, according to court documents. In a police affidavit, Police State Police Sergeant Marc XXXXXX wrote that Viens admitted when he was caught that he was in the barn to have sex with the animals.

Stephen , manager of the Farm, told police he suspected Viens had been trespassing and that Vien's presence there made farm employees uncomfortable.

Police issued a notice of no trespass on the Farm to Viens.

Viens was convicted of the same charge in 2000.

Police said Viens was alleged to have had intercourse with the cows in the previous case, so prosecutors explored other possible charges to bring against him besides trespassing. But consultation with a veterinarian concluded no harm was being done to the cow, so a charge of cruelty to animals would not stick.

Other farmers in the area, who wished to remain anonymous, said they have been dealing with Viens trespassing since as far back as 1985. Several had caught Viens in their cow barns and had issued notices of no trespass against him.

One farmer said the first time Viens was caught on his farm Viens admitted to police that he was having intercourse with the cows.
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just imagine the day when you say "fuckit, women are just to tight for me" and head for the nearest barn. heheh.

of course they caught the guy......be hard to run far with your pants around you ankles carrying your favorite love ladder.
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
Veteran
What the holy bejesusing fuck is wrong with people.

There is a lot of pussy out there people, you don't need to resort to inter-species relationships.
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
And cows??? I mean, you can be hung like crazy, but you ain't gonna compare to a bull....
 

jarff

Member
I heard some of these guys don,t even get off the cow to give them a kiss in the middle of doin,their thing......grooown.....too much.I,ve def. heard these stories before after being raised in farm country ...no no no I never had the displeasure myself
jarff
 
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daisy jane

Sigh, people are just so weird. What gets me is that people knew he had a history of sexual relations with animals. Um, hello! Shouldn't this have been handled the first time it occurred. Well, if you aren't going to punish him the first time then how is he going to learn his lesson. Unfortunately, you can't trust the honor system in this scenario.
Remember the guy who got caught fucking the pinatas in a pinata factory? He believed that it was his boss' fault for leaving the pinatas there to be fucked...

Why can't people just masturbate? I mean, come on, everyone masturbates..not everyone fucks cows and pinatas. :jerkit:
 
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G

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he's lucky not to be caught porkin porkers or cows on Federal property they have a serious charge for that,barnyard sodomy and its a felony..
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
Veteran
daisy jane said:
Sigh, people are just so weird. What gets me is that people knew he had a history of sexual relations with animals. Um, hello! Shouldn't this have been handled the first time it occurred. Well, if you aren't going to punish him the first time then how is he going to learn his lesson. Unfortunately, you can't trust the honor system in this scenario.
Remember the guy who got caught fucking the pinatas in a pinata factory? He believed that it was his boss' fault for leaving the pinatas there to be fucked...

Why can't people just masturbate? I mean, come on, everyone masturbates..not everyone fucks cows and pinatas. :jerkit:
Holy shit...

Fucking a pinata?
I mean... I've heard of fucking animals...fucking plastic dolls, and fucking flash-light vagina replicas...but a pinata

what the fuck mang!
 
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daisy jane

He should just switch to cows. That way his apparatus won't get cut up. It will just be disgusting..
 

TrustNoOne

Member
would the DA hafta prove that the cow was'nt askin for it.
i mean the smell of sour milk, those floppy hats and the sound of cowbell has been known to throw many a man into the throes of extreme teenage hormonal angst.
 

Feyd

sunshine in a bag
Veteran
hahah.

Yeah I mean I'm not exactly lucky with the ladies but that isn't discouraging me to the point where I need to get my dick in anything with a pulse.

It's more than desperation, those people have serious mental issues
 

Sheriff Bart

Deputy Spade
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brookemekelly.jpg

see, he's happy with the real doll.....
http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/GingerBrookesRealdollPage.html
 
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TrustNoOne

Member
do they have love cow inflatables?

nevermind, i just realized i'm asking a question that i really don't want to know the answer to.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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You guys just don't understand! The 4 titted bitch was coming on to him.
 

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