Here's one from Mello Yellow:
Beat him because he stinks
Beat him up and tell him you did it because he stinks.
Say that his stink is causing you to be homoerotically stimulated and is causing you to lash out. Explain that you must have repressed homosexual tendencies and that his stink factor has brought it to the surface.
You will have to really beat the dogshit out of him though, to make it work. Aften you beat him, tell him he is lucky, because you really want to sodomize him brutally.
That should work, he will move out immediately, unless he is gay and into S&M.
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Is this the same sink you wash your dishes in?....or the sink you wash your hands and face in?
No, I wash my dishes in the shower. And everyone knows the toilet is for washing hands and face
Anyone else find some Best Post Ever?
Beat him because he stinks
Beat him up and tell him you did it because he stinks.
Say that his stink is causing you to be homoerotically stimulated and is causing you to lash out. Explain that you must have repressed homosexual tendencies and that his stink factor has brought it to the surface.
You will have to really beat the dogshit out of him though, to make it work. Aften you beat him, tell him he is lucky, because you really want to sodomize him brutally.
That should work, he will move out immediately, unless he is gay and into S&M.
__________________
Is this the same sink you wash your dishes in?....or the sink you wash your hands and face in?
No, I wash my dishes in the shower. And everyone knows the toilet is for washing hands and face
Anyone else find some Best Post Ever?
