Best K9 prank ever

[Guest 26753]

A friend of mine is a genius of sorts, and a real prankster at heart. The other day he just topped the list of my fav pranks. We were chilling and the topic got onto airports, security checks and sniffer dogs. We were pretty baked, and he puts it to me that we go liven up the day for the sniffer dogs at the airport. Okay, sure I think, can't do much in the airport, and off we go.
On the way to the airport my mate pulls out a bag of old dry bud and tells me to crush it up fine. He tells me he is going to walk through the airport sprinkling kief all over the departure lounge; up and down the queues of people and their bags, in the toilets, on the luggage conveyer and in the cafe. So we get to the airport and he heads off. We both knew that customs and police use K9s frequently at the airport so we were hoping for a laugh.
Before we both headed back into the departure lounge we double checked to make sure we had nothing illegal on us. Hah, two blazed ninnies. We got our coffees and donuts and went found a seat. Not ten minutes...my mate just starts giggling lol...and in comes the customs K9. That friggin poor dog lol. shit, I can't stop laughing myself...the poor dog starts friggin alerting on EVERTHING....old folks, bags, kiddies,...the dog sits LOL...sits everywhere. The dog must have thought it was Christmas! I have never seen anything so hilarious. My mate grabs me and for the final prank, we both leave the terminal, right past where the K9 is. My mate, the dickhead, bets me ten bucks he gets alerted on first. So we walk right up to the dog (beagle) and sure enough the dog sits. My mate just started pissing himself, so I grab his arm and drag him away. The handler did nothing cos the dog had been false alerting on everything.
Best laugh I've had in years. I guess you all have a mate like my mate Matty. And the outrageous thing is, he is 62 and I am 52. Two old stoner reprobates

 

[beej]

Lol. That is some funny shit. I would have loved to have seen that myself.
Thanks for sharing.

 

[BrainBoy]

Hahahaha GREAT story so great!!

 

[ourcee]

And the outrageous thing is, he is 62 and I am 52. Two old stoner reprobates

it was funny till I got to that part


then it was hilarious


hahaha, I'd love to sit back and do that for an hour or two

 

[PhenoMenal]

And the outrageous thing is, he is 62 and I am 52.

One would think you'd be old enough then not to get your giggles by trying to get people arrested ...

 

[Feyd]

Just imagine if something more dangerous slipped onto a plane due to your distracting prank making things more hectic than need be, giving a small but nevertheless palpable window of opportunity for the wrong type of person to get away with bringing on the wrong type of carry-on luggage.

And I think this is the first time I've ever heard a senior citizen say he was "chillin", lol

 

[Guest 26753]

^You forget all the people who may have got through because of it. Senior in years young at heart.

 

[Feyd]

I hope when I get older I'll be the same way.. hate to be a grumpy old man.

And I'm not sure what you mean by all the people that got through.. what people?

I'm tired and delirious.

 

[Pimpslapped]

One would think you'd be old enough then not to get your giggles by trying to get people arrested ...

I honestly don't see this as an attempt to get people arrested. If that was the case they could have just stuck a bag in somebody's pocket. Instead they left traces everywhere, so almost everything was catching the dogs attention but nowhere was there enough to be really noticeable to humans.

Not my style of prank, lets just hope the K9 officer doesn't take frustrations out on the doggie, that'd be my biggest worry.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

the people who really had drugs on them but since the dogs thought it was everywhere they got away


this might be an effective method for such a thing....

 

[SensiMilla024]

OMG that was a great story, lol. Made me cry for real, lol.

 

[horror business]

this made me laugh, lol, thanks. I enjoyed reading it.

 

[ampersand]

this brings up an interesting question?

is the k9 going to go after weed first or a bomb?

 

[Guest 26753]

I know for a fact the K9's are not taught choice when trained. It will alert on whatever the trainers have sensitised it's nose to. K9's are trained on many things such as drugs, food, explosives, etc. If you want to see what goes on with a K9, go and check out Barry Cooper's Nevergetbusted site. He is a former K9 handler who saw the light and now works to educate people on how to protect their rights and deal with police K9's.
I had hoped people would see the humour in our prank at a smaller non-international airport that allows customs and police K9's to "practice" in real life situations. I see nothing wrong with our stunt at all. In fact, I see our stunt as the supreme act of defiance against the moral majority.

 

[Feyd]

Yeah not saying it wasn't funny.. I mean it sounds like something from a classic slob-humor or brainless teen/college comedy (i.e. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and the best slob-humor film ever created, Animal House...)

However, it is the type of thing that is funny in a movie, because it is so absurd.

In Animal House, it was funny when the older Delta members took the car Flounder was borrowing and roughed it up and practically wrecked it (in Flounder's eyes). But in real life, that shit would not be funny in the least bit. But thats why it's called fiction.

I guess it doesn't matter so much seeing as how you didn't go to Heathrow or the airport in Atlanta and do this, because then that could have had caused serious problems.

Just my 2c, for whatever it's worth