Benny Hinn

[Guest 18340]

Ita 8 in the morning and im couchlocked from smoking some w'widow and Im flipping through the channels and come across that televangilist Benny Hinn. He does this thing where he has some handicapped stroll up to his stage and he touches them and they fall down praiseing god for a miracle. Fuckin gullable ass people get hooked on this.
Now hes' asking for $25 donations for a "Names of god"braclet.
Anybody ever sit baked out and trip on this shit? Freakin hilarious

 

[Guest]

He's a complete douche - saw a show where the tv people setup a fake sick person, and Benny did the whole "be healed" crap on him.

After they approached Hinn about it, and he got all stuttery and evasive - they wanted to know how god told him this kids ailments, when he wasn't even sick.

That show also found a pile of the prayer request (and money donation) envelopes outside a show of Hinns. The prayer requests were still in the envelopes - but all the money was removed.

He and his ilk prey on the weak and stupid - organized religion = organized crime.

IMHO

ws

 

[Yummybud]

I want to assasinate Benny Hinn. Okay just joking but he should get the Biggest Douche of the universe award

I would think real Christians and religious people think he's an ass also. Benny Hinn is criticized by other Christians as he is a millionare, lives in a multi-million dollar mansion, think he drives a Ferrari and yeah he sure wants those donations to help the people with the power of Christ lol.

What an ass he is. I don't watch that show anymore even though it's hilarious, don't want to add to his ratings. He also sends you a bottle of "holly water" to sove your problems if you give a small donation etc.

he made a commercial I think, people drip this holly water on themselves and all their problems are no more, thank you Jesus!

After people dripping the holly water on themselves (probably benny hinn's toilet water) they start winning the lottery, getting a raise etc.

He even showed this lady that magically had all of her dept disappear, wow, thanks Jesus!

cus you know Jesus / God are more worried about the good Christian lady and want her to buy that new boat / mercedes / new suv. These are the biggest world problems.

Starving kids in Africa? They must not be good Christians or else Jesus would give them all escalades and steak for dinner.

That's also all bullshit how he touches people and Oh my the ladies pain is all gone.

Is he trying to say he is Jesus? Why would Benny Hinn have the power to heal people like Jesus? Is he trying to say he is a prophet? sure sounds like it.

If God / Jesus can solve peoples problems / heal people why do people have to go to Benny Hinn? Is he some special piece of poo blessed by Jesus? I think not.

Benny Hinn, ass of the world.

 

[Yummybud]

lol anyone want to donate money to Benny Hinny ministries so he can buy that new Ferrari he's wanted, um I mean spread the good word of Jesus lol.

https://www.bennyhinn.org/donate/donatenow.cfm?CFID=34742939&CFTOKEN=87225922

Visa, mastercard? no problem, God Bless.

and look at him dressed in all white thinking he is God.

 

[marx2k]

I've seen this on TV in the break room at my prior job. I always wondered why the fuck the major networks would put this on in the mdidle of the day...and then I realized it's mainly for poor fucks out of work sitting at home watching TV- giving away their SSI or unemployment check to Mr. Hinn.

Why do Mexicans love this shit so much?

 

[Guest]

Benny hinn must die!

 

[Guest]

I'll send him a packet of those Durban Poison freebies I always get. Perhaps his healing hands can make them germinate.

 

[nycdfan042]

if benny hin must die then walter mercado is the devil!!!!!!!!!

if you dont know..then you better google sombody

 

[Tokasaurus Rex]

I have mixed emotions about people like Benny Hinn because I actually think he provides a paid service. To people that choose to believe he provides all the proof they need, but to those of us that choose differently he's a charlatan. IMHO the people that flock to him in droves aren't being deceived in any way, they're getting exactly what they're paying for, "comfort."

That certainly isn't "logical" but life isn't based on logic or any sense of right or wrong we may have it's based on fulfillment of needs. It's a cold and unforgiving world; do you honestly want to tell someone they don't have a right to comfort themselves?

Some people have Benny Hinn, and we have weed.

Peace, love, and dope.

 

[Yummybud]

no I think he's an ass because he brings all of humanity down. People should not need lies to comfort them.

Also Benny Hinn is not doing this to help comfort the people, he is getting rich off of it and driving his Ferraris

 

[Guest]

Damn right yummy. We should have public lynching's for people like that. Lets get the torches and pitchforks and go get these assclowns!

 

[Yummybud]

reminds me of Borat when Borat goes to the Church and says all his family is killed etc and the Pastor is blessing him lol, that was hilarious.

 

[Guest]

reminds me of Borat when Borat goes to the Church and says all his family is killed etc and the Pastor is blessing him lol, that was hilarious.

LOL! That was some funny shit

 

[Tokasaurus Rex]

no I think he's an ass because he brings all of humanity down. People should not need lies to comfort them.

Also Benny Hinn is not doing this to help comfort the people, he is getting rich off of it and driving his Ferraris

Hmmmmm, well have you heard of a little industry known as Hollywood? Where they manufacture lots of little made up stories, dress them up in glitz and special effects and roll them off of the assembly line. They aren't lies per se they're illusions created for our entertainment, and the people that work in that business are handsomely rewarded for doing almost nothing.

In a similar way televangelists entertain and are also richly rewarded. Also, how are they bringing humanity down by giving people what they want? The last time I looked the world wasn't 100% honest, and never will be.

Ya know?

 

[Guest]

^^^Are you defending televangelists?? or the ignorant assholes who watch them??

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

Sorry guys I have been a fan of great con's for years. I've got to give it to this guy he's doing a fantastic job on exploiting angelical Christian's of their money. I sure as hell wouldn't donate and I doubt his close friends would either. There have been many scams like this on television, do you guys remember the douche selling "holy water" from a spring in Jurusalam(spell check). Chances are it was just tap water from his toilet.

 

[Guest]

I remember that assbag. The funny shit is some people bought his toliet water

 

[Yummybud]

.yes splash that holly water on your face lol.

remember seeing this show about India, forget what religion it was think Hindus, they were splashing cow urine on their faces to bless themselves.

maybe it's Benny Hinn's holly urine.

 

[WeedMan90.OG 01]

Nah I doubt it was Benny Hinn's urine, he pisses the holy water for his other scam partner. Cow urine? How do they capture this cow urine? European house wives?

 

[hilljack]

he's got twenty million dollars in his heavenly bank account