Do those potions and drinks I see for sale work to beat a simple piss test? I developed myself a pretty bad oxycontin habit after being in the hospital a couple years ago with a morphine pump . I finally quit using suboxone but they piss test me every time I go to re-up my script. I want to still be able to smoke weed. The piss test seems pretty simple, just a cup that shows instant results, it does not go to any kind of lab. Can anything beat this test?
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Beating the Piss Test
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leftyguns
Member
No, all those drinks are bs you are better off just taking some time off and letting your system clear out. I would suggest eating right, exercise, and keep hydrated. There is no magic drink to make you pass. You can however try dilution, which is mainly drinking a measured amount of water and taking some vitamins 3 to 4 hours before your test. Do a google for dilution. But i would suggest not smoking i know its hard but is really the only way to pass and good luck i have been down this road before
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Greyskull
bullshit
i can speak for experience passing ncaa drug tests using a drink
i dont remember the name but it was $50 money back guarantee... it worked or i would have been sent home/lost scholorship
is the test 'observed' (where they watch you pee in the cup)?
if not, synthetic urine is a possibility for you, also. my wife has used synthetic urine (comes w/ heating agent) a few times when she has had to take tests for work.
good luck passing
leftyguns
Member
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html here is a what i use
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Greyskull
like i said i passed a supervized NCAA drug test with a drink...
solarz
Member
LMFAO...this must've been in the damn 80's or something. There is NO WAY that you passed a sanctioned NCAA test with those BS drinks. Now i will say they they DO work in some instances...but fr NCAA...NO FUCKING WAY.
Or were you referring to you passing a test FOR YOUR SCHOOL...and not actually an NCAA sanctioned test?
solarz
solarz
Member
If you used a drink GreySkull...they would've seen it in the analysis. NCAA doesn't play when it comes to drug testing....they have the range to test for EVERYTHING...so EVERYTHING shows up. As oppose to specific test (like THC, Amphetamines, etc. ) where that's the ONLY thing they are testing for...sometimes the masking agents dont show. But if it was real deal sanctioned NCAA...no way in reality you passed that test...unless they didn't test your sample.
solarz
solarz
treewizard
Member
And I passed a "please fuck up so we can screw you harder, probation, we're sending this to a lab", drug test. I used Omni-clean several times. The only time it didn't work was one time when I smoked a blunt with my room mate the night before. I even passed giving only 24 hours to clean out a bit. I smoke tuff. I am a pretty thin guy so it might pan out differently if you have a lot more to love. I have also heard from a tweeker friend that they don't work for the rest of that bullshit some of you silly people choose to poison yourselves with.
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Greyskull
1996/1997
ncaa test 1 week before the football season - random selection but we got 3 days notice.
tests were done in the coaches office
i passed a few team supervized tests using the serto+drinking gallons of water method, too. i dont like the fruit pectin stuff....
my favorite was having the kicker pee in a travel shampoo bottle, keeping it hidden in my shorts and substituting his pee for mine when the trainer turned around to let me go into the cup...
ncaa test 1 week before the football season - random selection but we got 3 days notice.
tests were done in the coaches office
i passed a few team supervized tests using the serto+drinking gallons of water method, too. i dont like the fruit pectin stuff....
my favorite was having the kicker pee in a travel shampoo bottle, keeping it hidden in my shorts and substituting his pee for mine when the trainer turned around to let me go into the cup...
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Greyskull
the bottle i got was reccomended to me by the team strength & conditioning coach... he said he used it when he needed to pass nfl tests.
i shit you not.
solarz
Member
ok, i knew it had to be a while ago...i really wasn't trying to bust ya balls bro. But i took these same tests recently...and i too was on scholy...but there was NO WAY that you were going to pass with that shit. Man they have REALLY changed the rules/way the do things as of late. Man you don't even touch the fucking cup...nor your own cock. Those bastards do everything for you except the actual act of urinating. Its actually kind of pervasive if you ask me...lol.
But like i said..i know people who failed those tests...and they came back with a report of the EXACT drink they used from the analysis. They are on that shit big time these days...sorry for all those athletes out there who like to fire up...if NCAA hits ya, good luck. Now if your institution hits ya..either you are SHITTY...or you've just fucked up too much, and that's the only way they can remove you from the team "legitimately".
^^^ talkin about your school. If you school actually fails you on a drug test...they are TRYING to get rid of you. No big time program is going to get rid of they're "team" behind MJ...TRUST ME!
solarz
But like i said..i know people who failed those tests...and they came back with a report of the EXACT drink they used from the analysis. They are on that shit big time these days...sorry for all those athletes out there who like to fire up...if NCAA hits ya, good luck. Now if your institution hits ya..either you are SHITTY...or you've just fucked up too much, and that's the only way they can remove you from the team "legitimately".
^^^ talkin about your school. If you school actually fails you on a drug test...they are TRYING to get rid of you. No big time program is going to get rid of they're "team" behind MJ...TRUST ME!
solarz
solarz
Member
Greyskull...my trick was having one of the trainers actually pee in a sterile glove...and i just shoves that shit into my girdle, under by balls...along with a lighter. I would then swap the pee...and use the lighter to heat up the temp strip...b/c regardless of what the actual temp of the pee is...when the temp strip hits a certain temp...it stays there...even when the urine cools off. I've been around the block a few times with that shit...lmao.
solarz
solarz
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Greyskull
its all good in the hood man!
when we finished up our last game of the season the team got a surpise visit in the lockeroom from ncaa officials wanting 3 random tests - so glad they didnt pick me haha
you are right - when the team tests you they are trying to either make sure you are on your toes because you are an important part of the team, or you are a scab and they are trying to get you.
you ever hear of anyone using sex as a method of passing a drug test? we had a db who would call his girl to bone before his testing (team) but not bust his nut... he said thats how he passed... that fool was talented
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Greyskull
solarz
Member
lmao...man, i was just telling my ol lady i need to incorporate more cardio in my workouts...and she just looked at me and stated "why so i can take care of your ass like i had to in college..." LMFAO. I couldn't do nothing but laugh. She was referring to when we were going thru camp, and at the end of practice had that "conditioning period" where we would either have to run 110's, gassers, or shuttle runs. I'd have her rub me down after i got out of the tub, to get ready for the next days practice. Man those were the days...i miss it dearly!!
but referring back to the pissing....i've never heard of that before...the fucking and not busting technique....that's like some tantric shit..lmfao. Talk about some serious squeeze skills...shit i'm hard pressed to hold a stream of pee once it gets going...lol.
solarz
but referring back to the pissing....i've never heard of that before...the fucking and not busting technique....that's like some tantric shit..lmfao. Talk about some serious squeeze skills...shit i'm hard pressed to hold a stream of pee once it gets going...lol.
solarz
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Greyskull
i would have busted my nut and failed the test haha!
that dude was a stud - he was in the league for a few years.
CRAZY
i hated after practice conditioning... but i 'm a lineman i hate conditioning, period haha. 'keep the helmets on' fuck that shit was TOUGH
that dude was a stud - he was in the league for a few years.
CRAZY
i hated after practice conditioning... but i 'm a lineman i hate conditioning, period haha. 'keep the helmets on' fuck that shit was TOUGH
n2theclouds
New member
Surgel. Its the jelly making stuff and you can get it at wally world for like $.50 All you do is mix it with a gallon of water, drink, then keep drinking water till u piss twice, then you are good to go. My wife and I have used this for the past few years and every time we have passed. There is no need for those expensive super special drinks.
cheifstrongleaf
Member
Juncko,
If the test is unsupervised, use a synthetic urine like Quick Fix. However, check their website (spectrum labs) and read the information about the counterfeit product that is out there. If the test is supervised, and you don't want to fork out the money or fool with a prosthetic penis or other things that you could fuck up and get busted with, follow the information in the dilution sticky at boards.cannabis.com. The drinks do about as much as drinking any fluid and balancing the dilution with creatine.
Good luck to you! Those tests violate our rights to privacy.
If the test is unsupervised, use a synthetic urine like Quick Fix. However, check their website (spectrum labs) and read the information about the counterfeit product that is out there. If the test is supervised, and you don't want to fork out the money or fool with a prosthetic penis or other things that you could fuck up and get busted with, follow the information in the dilution sticky at boards.cannabis.com. The drinks do about as much as drinking any fluid and balancing the dilution with creatine.
Good luck to you! Those tests violate our rights to privacy.
Thanks all for the reply's.
Right now I gotta go to the clinic every 2 weeks so I guess I just can't smoke,don't want to risk it. Eventually they told me they would move me out to once a month, when I get there I can probabely smoke a little just after my test, then spend the next 3+ weeks cleaning out.
Just for general info, if anyone else needs help with the opiates, suboxone really does do the trick, and I was up to about 1200 mg a day of that shit. NEVER AGAIN
Right now I gotta go to the clinic every 2 weeks so I guess I just can't smoke,don't want to risk it. Eventually they told me they would move me out to once a month, when I get there I can probabely smoke a little just after my test, then spend the next 3+ weeks cleaning out.
Just for general info, if anyone else needs help with the opiates, suboxone really does do the trick, and I was up to about 1200 mg a day of that shit. NEVER AGAIN
