I am sitting watching tv while sipping my morning coffee. I see this thing land on the screen of the door. It looked at first glance like a small to mid size grasshopper. I decided to have a closer look and it was black and white or gray but had only small "horms" maybe 1/2 to 3/4 inch long, not these crazy 2 inch long horns I see in pics. The whole thing was not more than 2 inches or so long! So what else could it be? If it is ALB they would have to come in and cut all the trees and it would be very intrusive and destructive. Not doing anything could start an epidemic. Meanwhile I have these plump little cinnamon brown beetles flying in what used to be my garden and is now my trimming chambers. help!