Army Drug Test

[Fluffhead152]

I have a friend that is taking an army piss test in 13 days...he hasn't smoked in 6 months prior...and prob shared about 6 small bowls over the course of 2 days with me....i was hoping someone could pass along a little info about this for his sake...he's in shape and not overweight if that helps...any feedback would be greatly appreciated...thanks.
Fluffhead

 

[ArcticBlast]

Tell him to keep his fluids up, and to exercise!
ArcticBlast

 

[Guest]

Army piss test doesn't matter how much fluids you drink. If he runs then he will be more then fine in 13 days no question.

Most tests in the military are random why so much notice?

 

[reaperz]

in order to keep troop numbers up

if they tested the whole army, most of them would be fired lol

if i was going to kill people and risk getting killed myself, i'd surely enjoy myself thoroughly before hand

 

[Fluffhead152]

he had a 3 week break from his tour in Iraq and he was told he would be tested upon his return...its a bummer...but i know he needed the smoke badly...i was hoping that it was little enough that it wouldn't effect him...thanks for the replies guys...

 

[billy bob]

piss tests

piss tests

Army piss test after your leave is standard operating proceedure. He is lucky in the air force they have a no notice piss tests , The first thing you know is the first shirt tells you to report to the hospital for the "GOLDEN FLOW TEST".
IF your friend has'nt smoked weed or hash in several months he should be O K
:jawdrop:

 

[idontgivenames]

im just wondering, what happens if you fail an army drug test? do you get discharged or fined or something?

 

[Fluffhead152]

thanks for the replies everybody...im not sure what would happen....i imagine that he'd be fined and he would lose any downtime over there to pointless labor and be on some sort of probation....it'd be too much of a reward for him to be kicked out....

 

[Guest]

My knowledge is of the air force is why i wondered how he got any notice!

Like i said he will pass easy. Hope he gets out soon so he can smoke a bowl of real freedom.

 

[Liquidsky]

Ok here is the low down im not a physician but in this case im 100% sure of wut im about to write. First i would like to offer my congrats to u friend who is takin a mijor step in there life. It takes alot to kno ur gonna be away from home friends and family and still sighn thse papers.~RESPECT!~ Anyway u say he hasnt smoked in about 6months.......perfect. Im asumin they have been workinout etc to ready themselves for camp. Your average weekend smoker can smoke on friday and be clean by monday due ti his being smoke free for six months, and two they have less fat to store that THC in im sure we alll already kno. Fat is our enemy whenits comes to beatin THC tests. Your buddy should be fine and tell him to not fudge it he will being goin to a place where there is excellent weed if he can get ahold of it. and all the hash to his little hearts content. ~1~

 

[blAsia]

i was told by an army dude this weekend who was going back that many people fail, that is why his "tour" or whatever, was moved up.

 

[bong_chat]

idontgivenames. I have a family member who is a staff Sgt. in the Marines, and he just had to handle a few people from his unit who popped positive on their last screen. If the army is anything like the Marines, it's dishonorable discharge following a courtmarshal and possible time in the brig depending on the infraction.

 

[shatterbabylon]

the army has random, and (basically) announced u.a.'s. its a given that any time you go on leave your gonna be tested upon return. a niacin or two, combined with some exercise, preferably cardio, should clean him out in a couple days depending on his fat percentage. he can just sweat it out if he wants, but niacin will definitely speed the process up. i wouldnt recommend taking it on a regular basis as it can really mess your insides up. i know several people who use this method on a regular basis and have been in the army for years.