Are you investing for the future?

[green_grow]

if i had never smoked ganja, i would have never wanted to grow ganja, and if i had never wanted to grow ganja i would have never discovered icmag . if i had never discovered icmag i would never have had the IMMENSE pleasure of reading this thread.

it's all coming together nicely for me .

 

[Feyd]

I beat the system this weekend. Stuck one to the man.

I ordered some shoes online, and since I wear a size 15 finding shoes in stock can be a headache.
So I find the shoes I want and add them to my cart yada yada yada, less than 48 hours later I have the UPS guy at my door and my brother signs for the packages. I notice I have two boxes.
Puzzling.

I open the larger one and find my shoes inside. Perfect. The second one however gave me mixed feelings. Worry that they charged me with something extra that I didn't mean to buy, and excitement that they may have sent me a gift as a token of goodwill for my first purchase. After a moments pause to ponder the contents of the smaller box, I opened it. Inside were a size 5 medium width pair of ladies shoes. The plot thickens.
I check my bank online but the only indication of a transaction is a chunk of money missing equal to the price of the shoes I intended to buy. I check my e-mail only to find no information on the mysterious shoes, confirming my suspicion that this was a mis-ship. Now... what to do with these surprise shoes? Sell them on eBay? See if any of my female friends want a new pair of shoes for Christmas? According to the invoice in the box the shoes were only worth roughly $65. Too much of a hassle to sell them on eBay for such little profit. I decided to see if I could get anything out of them by calling the shoe company. I attempted to use the LiveChat feature first to see if they had any exchange or refund policies I could take advantage of. After idly waiting for a response I received notice that they were far too busy to take my question but I would receive a phone call if I leave my phone number. I leave my cell number and wait till the next day, wondering how the situation would unfold.

The next day downtown I get a phone call. Alyssa from customer service. She politely apologizes about the mishap and explains that I am eligible for a refund. This would probably be the best choice if it weren't for the fact that the shoes I ordered were the last pair in that size. I pretend to be disheartened and ask if I can pick out a different pair of shoes of equal value as an exchange. She informs me that I can, so I go back to my apartment to call back with all the necessary information from the box and select my second pair of shoes.
At this point, I'm stoked. Two pairs of shoes for the price of one. To make things even sweeter, the man that answered the phone when I called back gave me a $30 coupon code for my next purchase. So I use that code to buy a pair of $30 chinos that were on sale.
On Monday, someone will be here to pick up the shoes that were mistakenly sent to my address, so I don't even have to worry about that. Tuesday, I get an extra pair of shoes and free pants.

Man, I am really, really, bored.

 

[Verite]

Found a t-shirt for Depth.

 

[Yummybud]

keep the change you filthy animal

 

[Verite]

Dont worry yummy I found you a t-shirt too.

 

[Saibai]

Mildly amusing thread. Keep posting DOOG.

Quote of the thread so far:

I am like a ninja, but a ninja with money.

 

[Guest]

my dad has a bigger dick than your dad

a fan of looking at your dad's hotdog eh?

 

[Yummybud]

this thread has way too many gay remarks, it's time for a Richard Simmons pic but I'm too lazy to post one.

 

[Kizzattack]

I never seen a thread like this on a non-stoner forum.

 

[nycdfan042]

All of the discrepancies are just ment to throw you off JJ. I am like a ninja, but a ninja with money.

Ninja?? are you the asian dood in yummy buds class tht tried to rape him?? OH YEA!! BINGO!!!



depths wheres your bud shots? i assume you own a very expensive digital camera..your probably have your own film crew since your probably so rich n famous can you please take sum shots of your expensive mansions or cars??didnt think so

 

[Northern_Greens]

C'mon JJ your giving him too much credit....and missing one key thing.......

Originally Posted by Depths Of OG
All of the discrepancies are just STUPIDITY on my part JJ. You pegged me, I'm a WANNA BE cop. And not a very good one at that. No wonder people think cops are stupid. But hey, I luv ninja's with money. Does that count for anything?

N_G